Ha! I just noticed that the word “who’re” is basically just “whore” with an apostrophe cutting it in half, signifying a contraction. WHORE. Or if you want to go with phonetics, “WHO-er.”
Anyway, whores aside, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian, Garrett Hedlund and Kirsten Dunst are still together, can you even believe it? We reported that these two were rumored to be dating back in January, back when I wasn’t privileged enough to really know who Garrett Hedlund really was, but guys, since I’ve seen Country Strong, I can tell you that I do and man am I envious of Kirsten Dunst. What a catch! Rumor has it, too, that these guys are engaged. The engagement was said to have gone down during a 30th Birthday celebration for Kirsten held at the Chateau Marmont earlier in the month:
“(He) asked her to marry him. She thought he was kidding because there was no engagement ring – but he told her one would be coming soon, and they kissed passionately for about a minute. Everyone applauded!”
Don’t get too excited, though—Garrett’s rep has come forward and negated the allegations (but it was probably because Garrett didn’t have a damn ring. What kind of celebrity proposes publicly without a ring? Not exactly well-thought-out, huh?):
“… a spokesperson for the TRON: Legacy hunk has dismissed the rumors, telling WENN, “(The report is) so not true.”
So, I don’t know. But they sure look happy together, don’t they? And what cute kids they’d have, too!
