Rihanna‘s definitely headed for rehab. [IDLYITW]
Mad Men: betting on the wrong horse. [Pajiba]
Britney could probably kick Simon Cowell’s ass. [The Superficial]
Lady Gaga is going to wear a leaner meat dress. [Bitten and Bound]
Kim Kardashian‘s big, nasty spray tan. [Starpulse]
Paris Hilton has a new single. For real. [Hollywood PQ]
Alexander Skarsgard‘s flashy new car. [Socialite Life]
Britney and Demi are officially on. [Celebslam]
John Travolta definitely assaulted someone, maybe. [Yeeeah]
Jennifer Love Hewitt vagazzles her vagina with “good energy crystals.” [The Blemish]
Jay-Z for same-sex marriage. Because Beyonce says so. [OMGBlog]
DATING: Don’t beat yourself up. [The Frisky]
John Mayer used to be crazy. [Cele|bitchy]
J. Lo did something weird to her torso. [Lainey Gossip]
Please care about Spiderman, OK? [Lainey Gossip]
Yes, Kristen Stewart is boning Robert Pattinson. [Hollywood Dame]
Why Queen Latifah won’t “come out.” [Jezebel]