Yes, Roseanne is still planning on running for president. If you check out her Twitter, you can see that she’s pretty serious about it, or I guess as serious as you can be while using Twitter for your presidential campaign. Another thing you can see if you check out her Twitter is that she really, really wants Willie Nelson to be her vice president, and this weekend, he accepted! But then he got confused and declined.
I’m assuming that Roseanne has mentioned Willie in her campaign before, but he didn’t respond, so she tweeted this:
Mike Tyson, Jello biafra, woody harrelson any of you’s wanna be Vice??? #callme
But a few hours after that, Willie did respond:
I would be happy to run w u After thinking about it awhile it kept sounding better Are u still interested? Love, Willie
Then Roseanne got super excited and said this:
WILLIE I THANK GOD FOR YOU!! May intelligence help us save our country!! BARR/NELSON2012
And then I guess Willie saw Roseanne’s first tweet of ideas for other possible vice presidents, and he backed out:
I see u are speaking to some1 else regarding ur vp running mate I know whoever ur choice is they will be happy to serve w u
Im not ready 2 get n2 politics I have stayed away this long I am content 2 sit on the sidelines & criticize every1 else
Good luck with your campaign. Love, Willie
Then Roseanne got upset and tried to get Willie back for a while, begging him to DM (direct message, for those of you not in the know) her:
wtf??? I told EVERYONE THAT YOU ACCEPTED, DUDE! you can’t back out now! Your country needs you!
can you DM me please?? you are in politics, you were part of a suit against Monsanto for farmers! can you please follow me 4dm
DM ME-follow me please so I can at least tell you what I am thinking–
PLEASE DON’T BACK OUT-I KNOW IT’S HARD TO BE DAVID AGAINST GOLIATH, but your country needs you-farmers need u!
Please let willie know how badly american farmers need his voice! Please Willie Please don’t change ur mind!!
I choose YOU, and want to talk to you-about all of it-dm me-
I am not going to stop until I can talk to you directly thanks
please dm me-follow me first
dm’d U!
I am waiting to speak with Willie Nelson -sent him my cell phone number & want to speak with him. I told every1 he accepted&I still want him
But alas, Willie still hasn’t responded. Maybe it’s for the best? Or would you support Roseanne/Nelson in 2012?
I wonder if elected she would try to get a law passed that the “Star Spangled Banner” can only be sung if it sounds like a wolverine with its leg caught in a bear trap.
He actually addressed this on a radio show this afternoon on his XM channel. He said something to the effect of “I got to thinking about it on the bus, a thousand miles from nowhere in the middle of the night. You know how those things go. So I accepted. But then when I woke up the next morning and sobered up I decided against it” Not an exact quote, but that was the gist of it
RE: ROSEANNE BAR
A.K.A. : “ROSIE THE RIVETER”
SKANKO .. PLEASE ! THIS PUKE IS THE KING OF THE HOLLYWOOD BARNYARD CARNIVAL HOGS !
TUB O’ PUSS ROSIE MUST BE FIGURIN” : HEY ! IF A DUMB +eNIG=GER CAN BE PRESIDENT WHY THE F” NOT A GREASE=BALL +JEW !