You guys all know that Nadya Suleman’s doing a solo porn in order to bail her broke ass out of debt, right? Well here are a few photos to confirm what we all suspected from the beginning—Octomom’s sex tape is going to be creepy as hell, and you should be creeped out to know that you live in a world where this is happening—maybe right as we speak.
The Octomom appears in various stages of … I’d say “undress,” but somehow I can’t choke the word out from behind the large brick of vomit I’m trying to swallow down, and she’s not necessarily “undressed,” as it were, but guys, the prompted visuals from looking through these photos is going to haunt me for …. well, gosh, at least for the rest of the decade.
Check them out, and like I said—don’t say I didn’t warn you. Here’s more eye-poison to prime the pump. No pun intended.
From the Huffington Post:
“My first shoot was amazing,” Nadya tells me. “Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out!”
The video, directed by adult film star Brad Armstrong, is scheduled to be released in mid-June by a major online adult entertainment company. At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she’s seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with SpaghettiOs.
“For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties … like 1950s style,” an insider tells me. “SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she’s even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say ‘Saucy Octos.'”
Oh. My. GOD.
I think I just discovered the perfect gift for the people I hate.
amazing body for what it’s been through.
I wonder what her children will say when they are older….. “Mom loved us so much she mashed her gash for all the world to see in order to keep us from being evicted.”
Nadya has gone 11 months without paying even a dime in rent. She doesn’t even want her current house! Nadya’s new claim is she will buy a house for cash later this year in a gated community. That’s a big leap from bankruptcy. Who knew being on welfare, having a lawyer, agent and a corporation (probably ot hide money) was so profitable?
nadya will you be making hard core porn soon?the money is good!!! and fans like me would like to see it
Her feet look disgusting.
I’m definately gunna check out the video, shes good looking.
Id love to see the vid, her body looks amazing after what its been through
CAPTAIN REALITY SAYS:
Why are yall even HERE to comment if u don’t like it. haha. Undercover pervs.
Covering your face saying, “How can she do that”
Whilst peeking through YOUR FINGERS!