Simon Cowell‘s penis is hemorrhaging. [The Superficial]
Ashton told Mila to deny dating rumors. [Lainey Gossip]
The one where—I know, I’m surprised, too—I don’t find Kim Kardashian all that pretty. [Bossip]
Pippa Middleton‘s friends apparently carry around toy guns. COOL. [Starpulse]
Tom Petty maybe should have stayed out of the sun all those years. [TMZ]
Iron Man and Thor fighting. [The Blemish]
Celebrities from the ’90s: what they look like now. [theBERRY]
News on the ‘Arrested Development‘ reboot. [Huff Po]
Melissa Joan Hart is pregnant again. [Hollywood PQ]
Demi Moore‘s first public appearance since rehab. [Socialite Life]
Tara Reid is desperate. [The Superficial]
‘The Bachelor’ and ‘The Bachelorette’ are in hot civil rights water. [Cele|bitchy]
Chris Evans covers Details. [Popbytes]
Paul McCartney got Miranda Kerr out of her sweatpants. [IDLYITW]
Amanda Bynes thinks you’re all sexist pigs. [Amy Grindhouse]