It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Chris Brown photo: johdeh
“Man nat bitch take too long in na f’n bafroom.”
First runner-up: Elaine
“Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy and Sneezy get ready to beat the crap out of Snow White because she took their cell phones.”
Second runner-up: heiglman
“the Female Attackers Maintaining Egos crew pose for the cameras.”
Congrats to johdeh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Image courtesy of The Superficial
Candy? Sure, I got candy… over in my van… right this way.
Strangers have the best candy.
You want me to leave my hat on?
You want me to leave my hat on? (wink wink)
“Someone please tell me WHY I make so much money again…”
Just growing my beard and puttin on the pounds so that my mom will mistake me for dad phil that would be an awesome skit for Jackass maan, but seriously kids my candy is Tasty
“…This guy has nooooo f*cking idea what I just did to his van outside…”
Who says evolution isn’t real? Proof – Bam Margera has evolved into Gerald Butler.
I’m thinking if I mesmerize you with this creepy stare, you won’t notice I threw up on my hoodie a little bit…
Ya the hat the beeds and the hoody all of it just sitting in that garbage can.
I never figured Pacey Witter for the hippie look.
im in ur hat, creepin ur kiddos
Man, I wish I were still relevant.
Am I the only one thinking “Rape Me” by Nirvana?
After scaring the heck out of Goat Peter and his goats I will seduce Heidi and THAT HAT will do the job!