Did you know? First she thought we thought that her junk “engagement ring” was the real thing, so she had to make a statement to dispel those rumors, and now, because she’s looking all hot and toned because of all them PILATES, she apparently wants us to think that she’s anorexic, even though she’s, like, totally not.
From The Sun:
She fuelled speculation when she posted a photo of herself smelling, but refusing to eat, fast food on Twitter.
Miley wrote: “I can’t eat it. So I’m just gonna smell the s**t out of it! My mouth is literally watering.”
Her upload triggered a torrent of accusations that she has turned to extreme dieting to keep the weight off.
However, she’s been quick to lambast such claims, insisting her fast food snub was due to medical and health reasons.
She tweeted: “For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight it’s about health.
“Gluten is c**p anyway!… I ate today at Easter lunch but all of it was healthy and even more fulfilling! Health is happiness!”
Furthermore, Miley urged her fans to cut gluten out of their diets and reap the rewards.
She wrote: “Everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing! You won’t go back!”
Oh dear. Are we convinced yet? Are we? I know that we’ve all been really, really concerned that Miley’s anorexic because she’s doing things like showing her vagina to the free world, but honestly. It’s nothing but good, old-fashioned attention-whoring. It’s the way of the world, folks. Miley’s not anorexic. She’s just starved for attention.
she has a pretty serious unibrow in that picture
Those are unfortunate sunglasses. They give her a Bert unibrow.
sigh, her body looks like someone who is not sitting on the couch reading gossip blogs and eating Mini Eggs out of a giant bag.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE MINI EGGS. but seriously, that is one bangin’ body, her abs look killah, and i definitely don’t think the A word should be used here. true those shades are shite, and it wouldn’t hurt to cover up a little more for someone who bitches about the paparazzi. but hey, this butterface looks smokin’ hot from the neck down! *two*thumbs*up*
I don’t know what it is but there’s something about her, maybe it’s personality, maybe it’s the way she carries herself or I don’t know but she’s just not attractive to me. I’ll give you this, if I look at her body as individual parts…I can’t find anything to not like. She’s in great shape, she has a decent chest, her butt looks good, she’s got nice legs, etc but something about the “package” isn’t working for me. It’s as if she’s too narrow and then stretched vertically. I dont know…the first thought that runs through my mind is that she looks like a grown child and that is obviously not attractive and now I just feel weirder by commenting on her butt and chest. Ok, I’m done.
She walks around like a foal and is unappealing in every way….moving onto the next EB headline…