Objectively speaking, because I’m kind of hot-and-cold over LeAnn Rimes most times, I don’t like it. She looks way better as a blonde, and even if her “normal” sunny blonde isn’t natural, that’s OK. Sometimes you just don’t look good the way God intended, and change is necessary. In this case, LeAnn does not wear brunette well. It makes her look terribly average, and while that’d be good for anyone else, you know how LeAnn hates to be anything even CLOSE to average, and she tries and tries and tries to overcome that obstacle by her constant displays of public bikini, girl-on-girl action for her husband, and on-again, off-again Twitter feuds with her husband’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.
So what’s she doing to distract us from the brunette mistake she apparently made? She’s going to write a tell-all book about her cheating heart, marrying Squints McShrinknuts out from underneath his wife, and surviving the fallout thereafter! From E!:
… A publishing source tells E! News that Rimes’ rep has been “putting out feelers” to find the right person to help write her autobiography and “tell LeAnn’s side of the story in her own voice.”
So will this be a juicy tell-all?
Maybe so. A publishing source says she “wants it to be a very honest book so she can speak directly to her fans and tell her side of the story. She’s been through a lot of changes over the past few years and this is her chance to speak candidly to her fans.”
Also planning to write a book is Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tweeted last month that her story “has been a long time coming [and it’s] about surviving divorce.”
Oh, so Brandi’s writing one, too. Or is LeAnn writing one in response to Brandi’s? Is that what’s going on here? Because if it is, I suppose it’s only par for the course, after all. Will you read the book? More importantly, how do you feel about the hot, dark brown mess atop her head?
You know that Leann is the Queen of Single White Femaling, Leann has to do everything that Brandi does. How funny, that the day that Brandi annouces that she will be doing promotions for her book, Leann has ENews(the very same media outlet who released the story about Leann having a bun in the oven weeks ago) was given the exclusive about Leann’s book? So the story about Leann having a bun in the oven was indeed written at Leann’s request. The major problem with Leann’s tell all book, is that we have heard her side of the story like a hundred times now. Leann told her side of the story to People magazine, Shape magazine, ABC, GAC, Ellen, and in a soon to come interview with Maya Angelou. Leann is even telling her side of the story with the songs she wrote for her new album. So is it really necessary for Leann to tell her side of the story? Leann doesn’t need a book to get candid with her fans, since she does a good job at getting candid with them via twitter, her blog, and Skype sessions. Many of her fans have bragged about how Leann allowed them to see Brandi’s emails to Eddie and listen to Brandi’s voicemails to Eddie.
Not at all surprised by the new hair color, her husband has been hanging out with brunettes for his “new job”(racing cars for a charity event). It also seems that the hair color was just another pr stunt to fuel pregnancy rumors, since her earlier attempts backfired and didn’t generate much attention from the media. She is on twitter saying she didn’t dye her hair and is talking about having a daughter with Eddie to her fans.
For someone who is constantly proclaiming that she takes the high road for the sake of Eddie’s kids, keeps things about the “hell” Brandi supposedly puts her threw for the sake of Eddie’s kids, puts Eddie’s kid’s first, is a peacemaker, is teaching Eddie’s kids morals/manners, and has declared to people with whom she calls on twitter that she is teaching Eddie’s kids not to go tit for tat, why is Leann Rimes writing the book and giving exclusives to Eonline/ENews about how she is writing a new book in the first place? Doesn’t she get how this makes her look like a hypocrite?
She looks like complete trailer trash. All she needs now is a pack of Pall Mall’s and a Mountain Dew.
Can I download her book for free? Because maybe. If it’s free. She’s not getting any cash outta me.
Yeah, I’d read it if I could get it for free, too.
Now Leann is saying that she isn’t writing a book and didn’t dye her hair, despite the fact that the initial articles about her writing the book and dying her hair came from Leann’s very own mouthpieces(Eonline/ENews for the book and People magazine for her hair change). This is sorta like how Leann had US Weekly put out that she and Eddie were doing a reality tv show, denied it when she saw the backlash and negative reactions to it, and then worked her way around getting a reality tv show with Eddie by setting up a special episode on HGTV featuring her and Eddie at their new condo.