Can you guess who’s semi-funky feet these belong to? Honestly, I was kind of surprised. For someone who pretends they take such good care of their body and who act like they’ve never allowed nasty substances like, I don’t know, say urine to come in contact with their skin, these feet really aren’t all that impressive. I expected pillow-like entities sprinkled with sparkle-looking freckles that maybe emanated some kind of candy-like fragrance. Not, you know, stubby toes, thick-ass toenails, and a dull paint job that I could do with two broken fingers.
Jump in to find out who these feet belong to, if you don’t already know!
Because when your feet look like your ass, it’s not hard to guess who they belong to, right?
In related Kim news, for those of you who can’t get enough, she addressed the Kanye hookup rumors. Celebuzz has the exclusive from Kim’s appearance on the Today show with Ann Curry:
TODAY show anchor Ann Curry asked Kim to comment on the rap song as well as her going to see The Hunger Games with the rapper on Wednesday night. In an attempt to keep things private, Kim dodged the questions, joking that the “movie was interesting,” and adding that she and Kanye, 36, have been “friends for years.”
As for the shout out on the rap track, she told Ann, “I like the song.”
But never say never about these two. Kim added to Ann, “You never know what the future holds or where it takes me.”
Sure we know! It’s just another day and another hotel hookup with someone who can help advance her “career.” This time, though, Kim’s gone and hit the jackpot. Even though everyone f-cking hates Kanye West, no one can deny that he’s definitely got some clout in Hollywood or whatever I guess.
I think her feet look pretty nice. Also, “who’s semi-funky feet these belong to?” That grammar hurts me, Sarah. I *usually* try not to be a grammar nazi, but this one hurts too much…
Those are hammer toes!!! Nothing nice about them. Im sure sarah isnt worried about getting a bad grade for her grammar, relax. How can someone’s grammar hurt you?
I am relaxed. It was a joke. Though, I was an English teacher at one point, so trust me, sometimes when you’re grading papers and scribbling away with your red pen, bad grammar can hurt… =)
So you have perfect feet and perfect everything else plum jealousy totally pathetic
I am not an expert but: in case Sarah refers to the toes in this sentence, it should be correct. However… I am not native to this language.
Ah, I see. She was referring to the toes, not the feet (misleading due to the title of the piece). Well, in that case “these belong to” makes more sense, but it still should have been “whose.” ::shrugs:: I don’t really care that all *that* much. Though bad grammar does bother me, I was being hyperbolic with my comment.
No, you’re right – that was bad. I had to sit and mull it over for a few minutes before I realized, and I was like, “Oh! God!” At any rate, I’ve been up since 3 AM, so I think my wires are a little crossed anyway.
Either that, or you know… Maybe you’re just bitter because you’re frigid and your twat has dried up….
I don’t think they look bad. Although, I have horrible feet. Like honestly, I have the tiniest toes with the tiniest toenails in history. So, I don’t see anything wrong with her feet. That being said, I think all feet have a certain level of ick associated with them. I mean seriously, they’re FEET!
I am so ashamed that I got this right.