The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was ...
The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was a young girl, 'Blossom' was a huge, huge thing. Those hats? God, I love them. Loved them, rather. I meant LOVED them, like past tense. You know. Let's just take a minute to appreciate the hat, alright?
The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was ...
The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was ...
From the LA Times:
Whitney Houston died as the result of drowning in what the Los Angeles County coroner has ruled as an accidental death. The coroner said heart disease and cocaine use were also factors in her death on Feb. 11. Cocaine was found in her system, the coroner said. The ruling ends weeks of speculation over how the pop star died.
Authorities collected several bottles of prescription drugs from Houston's suite at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, where she was found dead. But officials hav...
And she named it something straight out of a resort-wear catalog!
The baby was born on Tuesday evening in Los Angeles, at a healthy 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and the little man's (yes, little man!) name is Luca Cruz. Luca Cruz. Hilary and her hockey husband, Mike Comrie, issued the following statement via Twitter earlier today:
Welcome to the world, Luca Cruz Comrie! Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound, 6 ounce beautiful boy. We are overjoyed and feel like the luckiest par...
Did you guys know that Emma Watson left school? I mean, yeah, that's old news. I should have said, "Did you guys know that Emma Watson left school ... again?" because she did. This time it's to work on a Sofia Coppola movie called 'The Bling Ring'. And immediately, I thought of the chicks that robbed Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton or whoever the hell it was, and I was like, "Ugh. Really?" And when I went to investigate it, hoping to prove my first identifying instinct wrong, I was ... well, I was ...
Well I'll tell you: it's prescription drugs and alcohol. Not overwork, not exhaustion, not mental health issues or anorexia; pills and booze. You know, pills and booze? The thing that so commonly kills people these days? What a stupid, stupid asshole. Stupid asshole.
Some sources - whether reliable or not, I couldn't tell you - are saying that The Situation's pills of choice included Ambien and Xanax. These two drugs were said to counteract other (presumably illegal) drugs that he was taking a...
Wanna know why? Because Katie Holmes doesn't have a newborn child who's up all hours of the night to take care of. No, she doesn't have any major motion picture projects going on, either, that might draw her out and sap the energy out of her. That's why I'm banking on the fact that Suri Cruise is a vampire, and she's slowly sucking the life out of her mother, Katie Holmes. It explains a lot. The penis gummies. The myriad faces that a child shouldn't even be able to make. She's supernatural. And...
So, there's a part of me that really, really wants to be OK with this, because anything's better than Chris f-cking Brown. But the other, more rational, more operational part says "not a damn way," because it's Ashton Kutcher. And Rihanna. Who, combined, are two of Hollywood's biggest current tools going. Ashton a few years ago? Definitely alright. Ashton today? F-cking pathetic.
From TMZ:
Rihanna — and her security team — stopped by Ashton Kutcher‘s swanky L.A. house for a little late...
We really did it this time, you guys. Man, us and our big stupid mouths, always getting us into trouble. What a big bunch of goofs we are, huh? A regular bunch of squares.
Ok, this whole mess started when Kirk Cameron said this:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part.”
Then a bun...
Lucy Liu deepthroats. [The Superficial]
Judging from these photos, how pregnant is Reese Witherspoon? [Lainey Gossip]
Oh, so now THIS is going to be one of the new 'X-Factor' judges? [Starpulse]
Check out the 'Snow White and the Huntsman' extended trailer. [The Superficial]
More photos of Hugh Jackman on the set of 'Les Miserables'. [ICYDK]
Oprah is over. [Huff Po]
Kim Kardashian did another sex tape - this time with a white dude. [CDL]
Miss Bahamas is rather attractive. [Celebslam]
Emma Watson ditched college again for a project. [Cele|bitchy]
What A-lis...
But first, we need to talk about those pants. What person who calls herself a designer thinks it's acceptable to go outside wearing ripped up white jeans? Because that person needs to reconsider every single choice she ever made. Seriously, take a moment to just study those pants. They're appalling, right?
But yeah, Kim Kardashian is talking about her marriage to poor Kris Humphries again. It's more of the hopeless romantic shtick, but she gives it an interesting little spin. Check it o...