Because guys! This is what she does! If it weren't for near-death experiences because of dehydration and malnutrition, and the whole almost-constantly-pregnant thing, we'd probably forget about her altogether, wouldn't we? Whee! From People:
Five months after giving birth, Tori Spelling has announced some big news: she's expecting again.
"Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way," she writes on her website in a blog post titled "Baby Makes 6!"...
Because this. This would be too easy of an out to have daddy Billy Ray justifying his daughter's unwed sexcapades. "Well they's engaged, y'all!" BILLY RAY. SHUT UP. WE DO NOT CARE.
But this is a photo of Miley's all-important ring hand, and golly gee, what's that there on her ring finger? Yeah, it's a ring, but Miley's claiming the photo is because of nail foundation:
“I am soooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations! It looks so chic and classic!”
In short, do I believe that...
It's called The Host and it looks like it's going to be just as good as The Faculty, and I genuinely mean that. As far as how you want to take that, well. That's entirely up to you, you know. I personally liked The Faculty, and it wasn't entirely to do with a hot, drugged-out Josh Hartnett, but sometimes, guys, you don't need to make the same movie over and over and over again even if you are going to use choice actors like the aforementioned Hartnett (he's not in this movie, is he?).
Anyway, the premise of the book-turned-movie is that the world is perfectly at peace, and things are as perfect as they can get. Which, of course, is prime alien invasion time, because what's more bittersweet than learning that you can't bomb other countries or slit the throats of your neighbors, living in perfect harmony, and then having shit hit the fan all over again? I mean, too little too late if you ask me, right? IMDB says:
One soul, the Wanderer, is fused with a captured human named Melanie Stryder, in an attempt to locate the last pocket of surviving humans on Earth.
And Wikipedia says:
The novel introduces an alien race, called Souls, which takes over the Earth and its inhabitants. The book describes one Soul's predicament when the mind of its human host refuses to cooperate with her takeover.
So, more or less we're dealing with aliens who are probably teenaged, are probably fighting raging hormones, are probably not going to have sex until one of them turns alien (or marries an alien), and probably will feature a lot of soul-searching on its protagonist's part. Sorry. Bad joke, I know.
Does this movie look good? Survey over on this side of the computer says 'no', but don't take my word for it. I'm the only one over here right now, so the results might be a little off. />
It's called The Host and it looks like it's going to be just as good as The Faculty, and I genuinely mean that. As far as how you want to take that, well. That's entirely up to you, you know. I personally liked The Faculty, and it wasn't entirely to do with a hot, drugged-out Josh Hartnett, but sometimes, guys, you don't need to make the same movie over and over and over again even if you are going to use choice actors like the aforementioned Hartnett (he's not in this movie, is he?).
Anyway,...
Kelly Brook's perfect rack in action. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox spent almost a hundred grand on plastic surgery. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney Spears is getting her life in order! [Starpulse]
Suri is still sucking the life out of Katie. [Socialite Life]
Robert Pattinson's NSFW video. [The Blemish]
When David and Posh were young. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry's doing the whole 'friends with benefits' thing. [Celebslam]
... Because here's her 'Sexy Mistake'. [OMGBlog]
Celebrities react to Trayvon Martin's killing. [Huff Po]
Justin Bieber calls a chick "...
"Sometimes it lasts in love and sometimes it hurts instead - Adele."
That up there is Peter Facinelli's most recent Tweet, presumably aimed at or around his soon-to-be ex-wife, Jennie Garth. So there's one of two things going on here: one, Peter actually didn't cheat on Jennie, and she's the one prodding for a divorce because he's way too famous for her and all of these red carpet premieres are just so tiring and she'd much, much rather be a nobody and alone than to be superficially famous by a...
See, we just don't mock people that do things like this. Because it's not normal, and unless you're under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it's mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.
Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children's founder, Jason Russell. Nothing says "drum up publicity for a movie that's sure to suck" more than public nudity. Stifler was also in attendance, but kept his clothes on unfortunately. And I say "unfortunately," because seeing Stifler naked is probably the lesser of two evils when you think about Jason Biggs, and this clip (the NSFW red-band trailer for American Reunion) does nothing for his appeal factor:
Nope, not funny, Jason. Not one bit. />
See, we just don't mock people that do things like this. Because it's not normal, and unless you're under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it's mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.
Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children's founde...
Well, this is a pretty sad story. You know how The Situation is in rehab for being addicted to pills and booze? Ok, and you know how lots of clubs and bars often have at least one of those things? Now think about how often The Situation goes into bars and clubs for his reality show or for public appearances.
Yeah, that's going to keep right on happening after he gets out of rehab:
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino doesn't want to give up the nightlife -- especially his lucrative promotional appearances -...
"It's about finding a man you can look up to, and comparing them to archetypes that I obviously adore—John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever,' Bruce Lee, Abraham Lincoln. I name people who I look up to and admire. I compare the object of my affection to all these people."
- Madonna explains her process of choosing a mate.
No, I totally get where Madonna's coming from on this one. See, my ideal man has always been a mix of the Goblin King from Labyrinth, Franklin Roosevelt, Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and the Kool-Ai...
Bobby Brown's sister blames the death of Whitney Houston on Ray-J. [Bossip]
Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones wants Jon Hamm now. [The Superficial]
Turns out 'Hunger Games' didn't do all so well in the box office. [Huff Po]
Oprah told Rosie O'Donnell to drop dead. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey are probably hooking up. [Starpulse]
Nicole Richie in a bikini. Yes. [Yeeeah]
Angelina Jolie's household smells like a "zoo." [The Frisky]
Paris Hilt...
That Jennifer Lawrence sure gets around, huh? The word was that she was texting Miley Cyrus' man, Liam Hemsworth, all hours of the night, and now the new gossip is that she's set her sights a little higher. Like, "Brad Pitt" higher.
From Hollywood Life:
Angie is so jealous that Brad has been texting the 21-year-old actress and she told Brad to ‘stop drooling’ over her — do you agree with Angelina?
Brad Pitt has yet another Jennifer in his life but this time it’s Jennifer Lawre...
I'm not going to pretend to understand why some people do the things that they do. So much about human behavior baffles me, and it would take a whole lot more than a little intro paragraph for me to get into that. But I will say that while I don't understand a whole lot of what people do, that doesn't mean I can't get any amusement from it.
Now cue the flour bomb on Kim Kardashian:
Here's the story from E!:
The reality star was doing interviews at a launch party held at the London ...
Some of you guys probably know who Jonathan Cheban is. He's on the Kardashian shows quite a bit, and he had his very own show called The Spin Crowd. Most importantly, he happens to be the very best friend of dear Kim Kardashian, and that's all you need to know right now.
Well, no, you also need to know about all that hullabaloo with Jon Hamm. We've covered it quite a bit, but in case you need an update, Jon Hamm pretty much called Kim Kardashian a f*cking idiot, then Kim said that Jon's words were careless, and then Jon said that no, his wor...
Because guys! This is what she does! If it weren't for near-death experiences because of dehydration and malnutrition, and the whole almost-constantly-pregnant thing, we'd probably forget about her altogether, wouldn't we? Whee! From People:
Five months after giving birth, Tori Spelling has announced some big news: she's expecting again.
"Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way," she writes on her website in a blog post titled "Baby Makes 6!"...
Because this. This would be too easy of an out to have daddy Billy Ray justifying his daughter's unwed sexcapades. "Well they's engaged, y'all!" BILLY RAY. SHUT UP. WE DO NOT CARE.
But this is a photo of Miley's all-important ring hand, and golly gee, what's that there on her ring finger? Yeah, it's a ring, but Miley's claiming the photo is because of nail foundation:
“I am soooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations! It looks so chic and classic!”
In short, do I believe that...
Kelly Brook's perfect rack in action. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox spent almost a hundred grand on plastic surgery. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney Spears is getting her life in order! [Starpulse]
Suri is still sucking the life out of Katie. [Socialite Life]
Robert Pattinson's NSFW video. [The Blemish]
When David and Posh were young. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry's doing the whole 'friends with benefits' thing. [Celebslam]
... Because here's her 'Sexy Mistake'. [OMGBlog]
Celebrities react to Trayvon Martin's killing. [Huff Po]
Justin Bieber calls a chick "...
"Sometimes it lasts in love and sometimes it hurts instead - Adele."
That up there is Peter Facinelli's most recent Tweet, presumably aimed at or around his soon-to-be ex-wife, Jennie Garth. So there's one of two things going on here: one, Peter actually didn't cheat on Jennie, and she's the one prodding for a divorce because he's way too famous for her and all of these red carpet premieres are just so tiring and she'd much, much rather be a nobody and alone than to be superficially famous by a...
Well, this is a pretty sad story. You know how The Situation is in rehab for being addicted to pills and booze? Ok, and you know how lots of clubs and bars often have at least one of those things? Now think about how often The Situation goes into bars and clubs for his reality show or for public appearances.
Yeah, that's going to keep right on happening after he gets out of rehab:
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino doesn't want to give up the nightlife -- especially his lucrative promotional appearances -...
"It's about finding a man you can look up to, and comparing them to archetypes that I obviously adore—John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever,' Bruce Lee, Abraham Lincoln. I name people who I look up to and admire. I compare the object of my affection to all these people."
- Madonna explains her process of choosing a mate.
No, I totally get where Madonna's coming from on this one. See, my ideal man has always been a mix of the Goblin King from Labyrinth, Franklin Roosevelt, Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and the Kool-Ai...
Bobby Brown's sister blames the death of Whitney Houston on Ray-J. [Bossip]
Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones wants Jon Hamm now. [The Superficial]
Turns out 'Hunger Games' didn't do all so well in the box office. [Huff Po]
Oprah told Rosie O'Donnell to drop dead. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey are probably hooking up. [Starpulse]
Nicole Richie in a bikini. Yes. [Yeeeah]
Angelina Jolie's household smells like a "zoo." [The Frisky]
Paris Hilt...
That Jennifer Lawrence sure gets around, huh? The word was that she was texting Miley Cyrus' man, Liam Hemsworth, all hours of the night, and now the new gossip is that she's set her sights a little higher. Like, "Brad Pitt" higher.
From Hollywood Life:
Angie is so jealous that Brad has been texting the 21-year-old actress and she told Brad to ‘stop drooling’ over her — do you agree with Angelina?
Brad Pitt has yet another Jennifer in his life but this time it’s Jennifer Lawre...
I'm not going to pretend to understand why some people do the things that they do. So much about human behavior baffles me, and it would take a whole lot more than a little intro paragraph for me to get into that. But I will say that while I don't understand a whole lot of what people do, that doesn't mean I can't get any amusement from it.
Now cue the flour bomb on Kim Kardashian:
Here's the story from E!:
The reality star was doing interviews at a launch party held at the London ...
Some of you guys probably know who Jonathan Cheban is. He's on the Kardashian shows quite a bit, and he had his very own show called The Spin Crowd. Most importantly, he happens to be the very best friend of dear Kim Kardashian, and that's all you need to know right now.
Well, no, you also need to know about all that hullabaloo with Jon Hamm. We've covered it quite a bit, but in case you need an update, Jon Hamm pretty much called Kim Kardashian a f*cking idiot, then Kim said that Jon's words were careless, and then Jon said that no, his wor...