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Look, Justin Bieber Has A New Song!

You know, for someone who is supposed to be such a pop superstar, dear Justin Bieber hasn't really released that much music at all. He had that first album that came out two years ago, then that Christmas monstrosity from this past holiday season, and that's pretty much it. That's not a lot, is it? I really don't think so. But everything is about to change, you guys. This is the year of the New Bieber, and it is being ushered in with this very first single, "Boyfriend." And it's ... well, it's something. It's quite a departure from his previous masterpieces - "Ba...

Demi Moore Didn’t Go to Rehab, She Went Back in Time

photo of demi moore for helena rubenstein pictures photos pics Or so somebody wants us to think, anyway. This is her latest photo shoot with Helena Rubenstein, presumably done before all of this Ashton-cheating business came to light, because I don't think she's quite back in the swing of career things just yet. The shoot isn't bad, and it's definitely flattering, especially when you consider how old Demi is, but there's really only one thing that doesn't really look like it was touched: her pretty eye color. Wait. No. No, it was. My bad. See, Demi's got hete...

Apparently Khloe and Lamar Are Getting a Divorce or Something

photo of lamar odom and khloe kardashian pictures divorce photos pics Let the games begin, I guess. From Media Takeout via Hollywood Life, who claims to have *an exclusive source who knows all about it: A close friend revealed: “Kris is constantly telling Khloe that marital conflicts equals ratings! Kris has convinced Khloe that if it weren’t for Lamar, she would not have her own reality show and that if she wants another season she needs to embellish the conflicts in the marriage because that’s what viewers want.” But the 56 year-old seems unaw...

Jon and Kate Gosselin Are Classy, Fighting on Twitter

photo of jon gosselin and kate gosselin pictures Did you hear? These two asshats were going at one another through Twitter like crazy yesterday, and there are a couple screen shots to prove it: That was Kate's doing right there, when one of her followers accused her of being unprofessional because Kate's an asshole and has a really hard time keeping her mouth shut about her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin. And, you know, has a hard time keeping her mouth shut about anything, really. So naturally, when Kate heard that people were tripping over her backhanded jibes about how Jon's always be...

Angelina Jolie Really Better Watch Her Back

photo of jennifer lawrence io magazine pictures photos pics hot 2012 No, she really better, because if Brad Pitt really wants a piece of Jennifer Lawrence here, then not only does he deserve it, because she's so hot and so is he, but he's going to have a damn hard time resisting everything - everything! - she's got going on, because wow. Girlfriend is f-cking on fire. These photos of Jennifer for IO Donna magazine, for example. She's pretty covered up in comparison to a lot of cover models who are of-the-moment, and she still completely smokes all of the half-nude floozies t...

Love It or Leave It: What the Hell is Ke$ha Wearing?

photo of ke$ha pictures photos hot pics 2012 photo recent Sigh. Just when we thought she was doing so well, guys, she goes and does something like this. What IS this, anyway? Is it a jumper? Is it a pantsuit? Is it a unitard? Not sure. Is it a damn hot mess? Yes. Yes, it is. The only thing I can appreciate about the getup? The orange nails. I actually like them. And the makeup's not horrible, but that's probably because she doesn't have metal spikes in place of her eyebrows and she's not wearing lipstick that makes her look like she fellated a smurf. ...

Christina Aguilera is Coherent and Not Completely Ill-Dressed!

photo of christina aguilera pictures photos 2012 pics I just about fell off my chair when I looked at these photos. Could it possibly be that Christina Aguilera is in an outfit that actually flatters her lovely, softly-rounded, and very feminine figure? She is! And her makeup isn't packed on like she's trying to avoid the extra-bag fee! She's not wearing garish red lipstick! The self-tanner is at a minimum! She doesn't look wasted! Best of all, she looks nothing like this: And if there was anything amazing that could come out of this dreary, rainy Saturday afternoon, it'd be these photos. I'm *pleased as pie, guys. Pleased. as. pie. [g...

MTV Doesn’t Want The Situation or Snooki Anymore

photo of the situation and snooki pictures photos pics From TMZ: With Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober, the people behind "Jersey Shore" are FREAKED the show will lose its sex-crazed alcohol-fueled edge -- so they're looking to phase the two out ... in favor of newer, wilder castmates. MTV released a statement earlier this week -- following news Sitch was seeking substance abuse treatment -- claiming the network expects the entire cast to return for Season 6 ... but sources close to 495 Productions tell TMZ, the production comp...

Quotables: Angelina Talks About That Whole Leg Thing

photo of angelina jolie and her leg pictures photos pics "I honestly didn’t pay attention to it. You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it. And the people I surround myself with don’t really talk about that kind of stuff. I heard something, but I didn’t pay any attention. It’s as simple as a being a woman picking a dress you like and having a night, and not really thinking about anything else." Well it sure took her damn long enough to answer the question on ...

Before They Were Famous: Jennifer Lawrence

photo of jennifer lawrence pictures photos pics We're all currently crazy over Jennifer Lawrence, and digging up photos of stars before they were famous is definitely a thing these days. So what happens when you combine the two? Well, you get photos of Jennifer Lawrence before she was famous, back from her days living in obscurity in Kentucky. Duh. What did you think you'd end up with, a damn ham sandwich? Let's check out another from her cheering squad days: And then you have photos of Jennifer Lawrence in sweatpants, which is ap...

Love It or Leave It: J. Lo Looks Like Laffy Taffy

photo of jennifer lopez pictures photos pics If there's one thing to be said about Jennifer Lopez, it's that she's got one amazing figure. Seriously, for her age group (and any age group, really) she looks totally unbelievable. This is something she should really be proud of, even if her stunt double is a man. Even if she's dating someone named Casper. Who happens to be younger than even me. Who she may or may not be married to at this point, and no, I'm not joking. That's the rumor that's going around. Remember the kerfuffle that Emily talked about the other day? It was a rumor, and then it wasn't, and then People stuck their nose in it and t...

Celebrities Respond to Nasty Tweets

Oh this is great. Really and truly great. Will Ferrell? Unbelievable. You've got to have a certain amount of talent to completely deliver the lines that he does in such a deadpan way. And even though the video, yeah, features a bunch of celebrities, let's talk about Will Ferrell for a minute. OK? I began completely detesting Will Ferrell when that dumb movie, Old School came out. I thought it was a disgusting, horrible abhorrence of a film and from then on, Will Ferrell was practically blacklisted in my book. I automatically nixed any movie in which he played a main character (with the exception of Elf and when he did the voice of Megamind in Megamind) and determined that any movie that had the audacity to star Will Ferrell automatically had to be the disappointing shart of three-day constipation. But he's changed! Or I have, I don't know. He's a lot more humorous to me than he was ten years ago, and maybe that's because I'm more secure in my comedic tastes. I don't know. I don't care. In any case, I'm really glad that I've come over to the other side, because his new movie, Casa de mi Padre, looks pretty amusing. And he appears naked in it. Not that it's a sexually appealing thing, no; if Will Ferrell is going to be naked, you have to bet that poop or giant puffs of ball hair or something has got to be involved. From Contact Music:
Will Ferrell says he wanted "the entire crew to be naked" while filming a sex scene in his latest movie 'Casi [sic] de mi Padre'. The comedian stars in the newly released Spanish language movie about the son of a cattle rancher whose land is threatened by a drug trafficker. Will's character Armando Alvarez and Genesis Rodriguez's Sonia get close during on scene, but Ferrell admitted it wasn't all that sexy on-set, telling E! Online, "It's not usually a funny situation when you look over and see an overweight crew guy with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth staring at you.He's naked, too. The entire crew had to be naked". Rodriquez, who took part in the same interview, didn't find the scene particularly seductive either, saying, "The foreplay, there's a lot of massaging involved and karate chopping.A lot of butt massaging and butt kneading and just randomness. It's a little bit awkward. It's not sexy."
Yeah, the movie might suck, but this one scene will probably make the entire thing worthwhile. /> Oh this is great. Really and truly great. Will Ferrell? Unbelievable. You've got to have a certain amount of talent to completely deliver the lines that he does in such a deadpan way. And even though the video, yeah, features a bunch of celebrities, let's talk about Will Ferrell for a minute. OK? I began completely detesting Will Ferrell when that dumb movie, Old School came out. I thought it was a disgusting, horrible abhorrence of a film and from then on, Will Ferrell was practically blacklist...
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