Today's Evil Beet Gossip

… Was Adrien Brody Kicked Off SNL?

photo of adrien brody pictures photos pics rastafarian hat pics This is semi-old news, as the following interview was released about two weeks ago, but I'm sorry - I just cannot pass up a chance to talk about the object of my celebrity obsession. No way, no how. Word on the street has it that Adrien was banned from SNL for ad-libbing when he wasn't told to ad-lib. Which, to me, kind of defeats the purpose of ad-libbing, because if you can't ad-lib when you feel it's appropriate to ad-lib, when can you ad-lib, I ask you? Check out a snipped of the recent interview from Moviefone...

Katy Perry’s Really Not Shy

photo of katy perry twitter pictures boyfriend model pic So, am I the only one who thinks, despite a superhuman rack, that Katy Perry is probably just a novelty piece for this Baptiste Giabiconi? Because even though I don't generally dig the so-pretty, metrosexual look on a guy, this is one fine-looking man. If you can get past the stupid hair and the dumb pulling of model faces, Giabiconi is one sweet example of the male species. Katy, on the other hand? Really kind of average. Aside from the fact that she's got boobs for days, like I said, her face...

Jason Segel and Michelle Williams Are Definitely Dating

photo of michelle williams dating jason segel pictures photos pics I'm so glad this is a true thing. So glad. Because now Michelle Williams has a nice man in her life who can take her to the places she deserves to go, and frankly, Matilda deserves to have a good, stable father figure in her life, too. The above and below photos are exclusive to Us magazine, who has even more details about the new couple's shacking-up-ness. From Us: The demure three-time Oscar nominee, 31, has fallen for longtime pal Jason Segel, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. "They are smitten and very serious," ...

Morning Wood

photo of lily collins pictures photos pics Kris Jenner is making her younger daughter pose in bikinis for Twitter. [The Superficial] James Franco as Casper Smart. Classic. [Lainey Gossip] Regina Hall is on something. [Bossip] Marion Cotillard is the new face of Dior. [Starpulse] Bobby Brown was wasted behind the wheel. [TMZ] Kris Humphries wants more money from Kim Kardashian. [The Blemish] Hot men in nerd glasses. [theBERRY] Why today's pop divas have no soul. [Huff Po] Even more candid photos of Lady Gaga. [Hollywoo...

Breaking: Megan Fox is Pregnant

photo of megan fox pictures pregnancy photos pics pregnant picture From Radar Online: The 25-year-old brunette beauty and her hubby of nearly two years, Brian Austin Green, are expecting their first child together and couldn't be more excited. ... "They just found out and are incredibly excited," [said] a source close to the couple. ... "It's still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members. Megan has become a great stepmom, and Brian knows she'll be wonderful with the baby. [She] has really grown in the past couple of years. Megan used...

Demi is Not Happy About Ashton and Rihanna’s Relationship

photo of ashton kutcher and rihanna pictures photos picsOh, so you mean it's real then. Or, at least as "real" as a relationship between two complete f-cking morons can be, anyway, right? Sources close to Demi claim that the budding relationship between her estranged husband and Rihanna has her "sick to her stomach." They also claim that Demi's becoming obsessive about finding out information about the two: "Demi is constantly keeping tabs on Ashton so when these pictures came up she was understandably devastated. Demi's convinced something happened b...

Kim Kardashian Is Super Upset About The Whole Flour Thing

A photo of Kim Kardashian Last week, Kim Kardashian was flour bombed. She was attending an event and someone crept up behind her and threw a big ol' handful of flour at her back. At the time, Kim just laughed it off, but not anymore. No, because now, she's very upset and she would like to press charges for the devastating attack. Here's Kim's explanation: "I said earlier no I wasn't [going to file a complaint]," Kim said. "I am just going to think about it, because I don't want someone to think they can really ...

Seriously, Madonna Was Never Talking About Drugs, Gosh!

A photo of Madonna You guys, I am absolutely loving this whole feud between Madonna and Deadmau5. It's got everything: a typically ignorant celebrity saying something that's typically ignorant, and a celebrity that I really don't know that much about steps in and says the obviously right thing. I get a someone new to appreciate and a new reason to mock an ignorant celebrity! What's not to love? But you know what's going on between these two: Madonna showed up at a music festival over the weekend and asked "how many people in this crowd have seen molly," molly bei...

Justin Bieber: Still An Awesome Boyfriend

A photo of Justin Bieber You guys, how many times have I talked about how great a boyfriend Justin Bieber is? A lot, right? Like, so much that I could understand if you've ever been a little creeped out by it. But listen, this is a dude who takes his girlfriend to romantic private screenings of Titanic and who once bought his girlfriend every flower in a flower shop. I think I'm allowed to swoon a little. Besides, he's legal now, get off my back. But for as much as I've talked about Justin being a great boyfri...

Kendra Wilkinson Is My New Hero

A photo of Kendra Wilkinson Yes, that Kendra Wilkinson: former Playboy bunny and former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner. The reality star with the infamous sex tape who thinks that we're all strippers on the inside is one of my new favorite people. "But how did this happen?" you might be wondering. It's ok, it's a fair thing to wonder. I've never seen a minute of any of Kendra's shows, and I've never seen any of her more adult work. There's no real reason why I should find her interesting at all, much less someone to look up to. That is, until I re...

Lindsay Lohan Got Another Job!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan You know, we can say whatever we want about Lindsay Lohan (and we do), but it's getting pretty hard to deny that this girl is getting her life back on track. Sarah mentioned it earlier today when she told you all about Lindsay's hook up with Gerard Butler: she's coming back. She's doing that Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor, and she hosted Saturday Night Live. She's done all sorts of important interviews, and she even went back to her beloved red hair. In two short days, Lindsay will finally be o...

Viral Video: Alicia Silverstone Chews Up Kid’s Food, Regurgitates It Into Its Mouth

OK, this shit is nasty. For the last g-ddamned time, we are not animals, we should not eat each other, and we should definitely not chew our cud and feed our kids like f-cking birds. Or cows. Because? All together now: WE ARE NOT F-CKING ANIMALS. Alicia Silverstone is under fire for posting this video of her, obviously, chewing up her food and spitting it into her son's mouth. Doctors have immediately responded, saying that she's gross and f-cked in the head and people should never, ever feed another person from their mouths:
Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column, "There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby's food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby."
Alicia had this to say, as if this business is normal in most worlds:
"I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite...and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!"
First of all, I don't even know what half of that food shit is. Second? Is this something we really want to be teaching a new generation, because I'm telling you right now - if some young shithead runs clear across a restaurant to attack my mouth while I'm eating because something I've got in there looks good, I don't care who's kid it is - they're getting punched, dude. But honestly. Messed up or not messed up? Does this chick have perfect teeth? No open sores in her mouth? No cavities, no chance that there could be any kind of infection or bacteria or disease breeding in there? Damn. Because if so, she's got a leg to stand on (unless she wants to chew that up and spit it out, too), even though ... never mind. No she doesn't. This is flat-out disgusting and I just cannot wait to hear what the general response is going to be to this. Is this supposed to be part of her "famed" Kind Diet? So much for dinner. /> OK, this shit is nasty. For the last g-ddamned time, we are not animals, we should not eat each other, and we should definitely not chew our cud and feed our kids like f-cking birds. Or cows. Because? All together now: WE ARE NOT F-CKING ANIMALS. Alicia Silverstone is under fire for posting this video of her, obviously, chewing up her food and spitting it into her son's mouth. Doctors have immediately responded, saying that she's gross and f-cked in the head and people should never, ever ...