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Brad And Angelina Were Going to Get Married, But Then …

A photo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie What? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going to get married, but then what? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad got too annoyed with Angelina's leg at the Oscars and called the whole thing off until she could learn how to correctly hold her limbs? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad realized that a wedding ring could very possibly be too much weight for Angelina's fragile arms to support, and he didn't want to put that strain on her? No, ne...

The Remaining Monkees All Make Statements About The Death of Davy Jones

Yesterday afternoon, as I refreshed the permanent Evil Beet tab on my internets, I had a heavy heart. I was preparing to read Jenn's goodbye post and cry (and I did), and then another post caught my eye as well, and that was the post where we learned that Davy Jones, beautiful singer and keyboard player for The Monkees, had passed away. I was doubly devastated. I wish I had had a chance before now to talk about my incredible love for the Monkees, but, for whatever reason, it never really ...

The Lindsay Lohan Interview!

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Oh my. I'm not going to even waste your time talking about how ridiculous Lindsay's face is, because you can see it plain as day for yourself. Check out the highlights to the first half of the Matt Lauer interview: At :35, Lindsay's shown some old footage of herself at another interview from back in '06. She looks mega uncomfortable, and wouldn't you be? Look at her now. At 2:45, Lindsay blames the the people she surro...

Morning Wood

photo of rihanna hot nudes bruises pictures photos Lindsay hasn't left her house in months. [The Superficial] Scarlett gets ready to speak. [Lainey Gossip] I think I prefer Celine Dion's wax figure over the real thing. [Starpulse] Elizabeth Olsen is sleeping her way through Hollywood. [The Superficial] Kristen Cavallari's baby bump. [ICYDK] Rihanna's new style. [INFDaily] Why Bill Murray won't touch Ghostbusters sequel. DAMN YOU VENKMAN. [Huff Po] Jennifer Aniston is denying her age, crying about no babies. [CDL] Gwyneth Paltrow is part of the new Spice Girls. [Lainey Gossip] Paris Hilton is full of ... well, you'll just have to cl...

Love It or Leave It: Ke$ha’s Got Stud Hair On Her Birthday

photo of ke$ha pictures twitter hair photos pics 2012 I know - the headline was kind of lame. But can you do better? Well ... I don't doubt that you can, so re-write the headline in the comments and put me to shame for such a blatant lack of creativity on my part. I feel like I deserve the embarrassment today. But there's definitely no arguing that Ke$ha's new hair style is just kind of ... bizarre. But bizarre in not-so-good of a way. The positives? Well, it's her birthday! Girlfriend here turns twenty-five today, and you know what else? My husba...

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Bra, Has a Bunch of Twitter Followers Who Hate Her

photo of miley cyrus red bra green bra pictures photos 2012 pic And no, it's not a green one this time, guys. Remember all that 'green bra' business? You have no idea how many hits this site got for 'Miley Cyrus green bra pictures' back in the day. Come to think of it, you have no idea how many hits this site still gets for 'Miley Cyrus green bra pictures' to this day. It's like, come on. Someone seriously has pedophile-like tendencies to still be searching for those green bra photos, because her stage costumes have been way, way racier now that she's all legal and what not. Here are a fe...

Kendall Jenner is Modeling Again

photo of kendall jenner project x premiere pictures photos Hey, look who it is! (It's Kendall Jenner, younger sister of the Kardashians, in case you didn't know or care to Google it.) Girlfriend showed up looking ... well, kind of fierce for a *nine-year-old at the Project X premiere, a movie about young kids doing dumb stuff and filming it on camera. Here's the trailer if you haven't seen it yet: I know, completely craptastic, right? But you're probably wondering about the modeling part, aren't you. Because frankly, Kendall is a rather stri...

Happy Birthday, Justin Bieber!

A photo of Justin Bieber You guys, today is a big day. It's a huge day. And do you know why? It's because Justin Bieber, our resident heartthrob, is turning 18 today. Do you know what that means? It means that I don't have to feel creeped out anymore when I see Selena Gomez getting her Biebz on, and I don't have to feel creeped out when I see comment after comment about the things that some of you would do to him. He's 18, everybody! He's totally legal! Feel free to describe any graphic sexual Bieber fantasies you have...
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