

What? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going to get married, but then what? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad got too annoyed with Angelina's leg at the Oscars and called the whole thing off until she could learn how to correctly hold her limbs? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad realized that a wedding ring could very possibly be too much weight for Angelina's fragile arms to support, and he didn't want to put that strain on her?
No, ne...
Lindsay hasn't left her house in months. [The Superficial]
Scarlett gets ready to speak. [Lainey Gossip]
I think I prefer Celine Dion's wax figure over the real thing. [Starpulse]
Elizabeth Olsen is sleeping her way through Hollywood. [The Superficial]
Kristen Cavallari's baby bump. [ICYDK]
Rihanna's new style. [INFDaily]
Why Bill Murray won't touch Ghostbusters sequel. DAMN YOU VENKMAN. [Huff Po]
Jennifer Aniston is denying her age, crying about no babies. [CDL]
Gwyneth Paltrow is part of the new Spice Girls. [Lainey Gossip]
Paris Hilton is full of ... well, you'll just have to cl...
I know - the headline was kind of lame. But can you do better? Well ... I don't doubt that you can, so re-write the headline in the comments and put me to shame for such a blatant lack of creativity on my part. I feel like I deserve the embarrassment today. But there's definitely no arguing that Ke$ha's new hair style is just kind of ... bizarre. But bizarre in not-so-good of a way.
The positives? Well, it's her birthday! Girlfriend here turns twenty-five today, and you know what else? My husba...
And no, it's not a green one this time, guys. Remember all that 'green bra' business? You have no idea how many hits this site got for 'Miley Cyrus green bra pictures' back in the day. Come to think of it, you have no idea how many hits this site still gets for 'Miley Cyrus green bra pictures' to this day. It's like, come on. Someone seriously has pedophile-like tendencies to still be searching for those green bra photos, because her stage costumes have been way, way racier now that she's all legal and what not.
Here are a fe...
Hey, look who it is! (It's Kendall Jenner, younger sister of the Kardashians, in case you didn't know or care to Google it.)
Girlfriend showed up looking ... well, kind of fierce for a *nine-year-old at the Project X premiere, a movie about young kids doing dumb stuff and filming it on camera. Here's the trailer if you haven't seen it yet:
I know, completely craptastic, right? But you're probably wondering about the modeling part, aren't you. Because frankly, Kendall is a rather stri...
You guys, today is a big day. It's a huge day. And do you know why? It's because Justin Bieber, our resident heartthrob, is turning 18 today. Do you know what that means? It means that I don't have to feel creeped out anymore when I see Selena Gomez getting her Biebz on, and I don't have to feel creeped out when I see comment after comment about the things that some of you would do to him. He's 18, everybody! He's totally legal! Feel free to describe any graphic sexual Bieber fantasies you have...