Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katy Perry Was Heavily Photoshopped for Interview

photo of katy perry pictures interview magazine cover pics Remember the cover of Interview magazine that we showed you the other day featuring Katy Perry trying to channel Amy Winehouse - or so people claimed? We've got our hands on some more photos from the spread, and it appears that it's not Winehouse Katy's trying to channel, it's some kind of dark, goth burlesque thing, and it's appropriate enough - Katy told Interview that her music, and I quote, is "about to get real f-cking dark." She claims that she'll be "shoe-gazing," and you won't be able to see her face, because her ...

Lindsay Lohan Was on Jimmy Fallon, But I Can’t See Her Through All the Coke Bloat

photo of lindsay lohan pictures photos jimmy fallon pics 2012 photo That fat-faced-ness can't be fillers, I'm convinced. It just can't. I know girlfriend here isn't exactly rolling in the dough like she used to be, but I positively refuse to believe that she'd go ahead and spend minimal money on such budget facial fillers. Unless she's gone complete crack-ho, she's got some sense left, doesn't she? This is why I bring about such slanderous accusations that it's not fillers, it's not chicken cutlets, and it's not overeating - it's straight-up water retention or somet...

Jessica Simpson is Due Any Day Now!

photo of jessica simpson twitter pictures pregnancy photos pics I know that y'all are kind of split between thinking that Jess looks like a walking case of gestational diabetes and some kind of pre-natal goddess, but the only thing that I really want to talk about today is the fact that girlfriend is wearing flip flops. Not platform heels, not gladiator sandals, not stilettos - flip flops. You know what that means, right? It means she's probably in labor as we speak. Yes, flip flops during pregnancy speak volumes. For example, people are already talking ab...

Buffy – Sorry, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Speaks!

A photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar When I think of Sarah Michelle Gellar, I think of Buffy Summers, of course. I mean, I know she was in some movies during my preteen years (Cruel Intentions and ... oh, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and she was in The Grudge which I saw twice in theaters, for whatever reason. She also has a new show on TV now where she plays a pair of twins, but I have no idea what that's all about. Really, all I know about is Buffy, and I think that's enough. Just think about how great it would be to actuall...

Kristen Stewart Looks Super Excited About Her New Job

A photo of Kristen Stewart Yeah, did you know that Kristen Stewart landed a new job? It's actually kind of a big deal: Kristen is the new face of Balenciaga perfume! She's going to be a fashion girl, you guys! We're going to given lots of new photos of Kristen modelling and biting her lip and being incapable of showing emotion on her face, and it's going to be so pretty. The news of Kristen's new job with Balenciaga came out in January, and this is what she had to say at the time: "I love Balenciaga fashion becaus...

Let’s Talk About Michelle Williams For A Minute

A photo of Michelle Williams Really, I want to talk about Michelle Williams' daughter, Matilda, for a minute, but I guess we can talk about Michele specifically for a minute too, if you'd like. But save it, ok? I really want to talk about Matilda right now. She looks so much like her father, doesn't she? I feel like you could find some pictures of Heath Ledger as a child, sketch in some longer hair, and you could have little Matilda here. Consider my mind blown, friends, and also, consider me a little sad. Could y...

This is Why Demi’s Been Bumming All This Time

photo of minka kelly hot pictures photos pics See this chick above? You know who that is. That's Minka Kelly, the subject of many a male and female fantasy. Also, she dated Derek Jeter, and Lord knows he only dates grade-A ass (subject to final review). He also dated Cameron Diaz, didn't he? That's questionable right there. Review it. As for the head line, the Demi in question is Demi Lovato, and sources are saying that Fez - AKA Wilmer Valderrama AKA Demi's ex-boyfriend - is now hitting this. Well, that. As in Minka Kelly. From the New...

Christina Hendricks Did a Leather Photo Shoot

photo of christina hendricks hot pictures photos pics black and white 2012 pic Hey, look who's hot! No, but really, look at Christina Hendricks. She's pandering to all groups now - those who think she walks around too scantily clad, and to those who think she should work her sex thing all over the place. The shoot was for V magazine, and there isn't really a whole lot to say other than things like "Wow", "Holy shit", "Unbelievable", and series of unintelligible grunts and groans. Are you with me or are you with me? [gallery columns="6"]...

Kim Kardashian Is Dating An Arabian Prince Now

A photo of Kim Kardashian Remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall and then came back and faked a scene for Kourtney and Kim Take New York to prove that Kris Humphries is an asshole and the divorce was all his fault? Ok, the majority of that sentence was just for funzies, but what I'm really asking is "remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall?" While she was over there, it turns out that "many Saudi Arabian princes were throwing themselves" at her, because why wouldn't they, and...

Afternoon Delight

photo of george clooney hot young black and white pictures photos pics Zac Efron wants you to know that he's got a really big crank. [The Superficial] The Office is failing. [Lainey Gossip] American Idol recap. [Starpulse] Eddie Murphy is banging Toni Braxton. [Cele|bitchy] Don't worry - Taylor Kitsch will be OK. [Lainey Gossip] Bristol Palin is going to have another show. [LA Times] Brooke Mueller belongs in jail. [TMZ] Lucy Liu to take on the role of Dr. Watson? [The Frisky] Alyson Hannigan is another one of the cutest pregnant ladies ever. [So...

Guess the Celebrity: Mom Edition

photo of lady gaga's mom mother pictures photos pics Any idea who this mother belongs to? Here's a few hints: - If you look for the monster within, you'll probably find the answer. - This lady's daughter is a mother of another sort. - Some of us aren't such big fans of the celebrity. OK, want one more chance to identify before I give you the answer? Here's a more face-on view. Take a good, hard look: Right. Ready for the answer? Read More...