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Lindsay Lohan on SNL: That Was Rough, Huh?

I was going to say that it was mediocre, but I thought calling what Lindsay did last night "mediocre" would be way too generous. Guys, she wasn't good. At all. I'm really glad that I took back all my optimistic comments from earlier in the week, otherwise I'd be so embarrassed right now. Where do we even start? Should we talk about how Lindsay was flat and boring throughout the show, or about how she couldn't even be bothered to memorize most of her lines? Or maybe we can start with a more posi...

Who’s Trashier, Rihanna Or Katy Perry?

A photo of Rihanna and Katy Perry This should be fun! I should take the time to make it clear to you that when I ask about which of these ladies is trashier than the other, I'm referring to their outfits and not their whole selves. Wouldn't that be awful, if I was like "who's trashier, Rihanna or Katy Perry," and then compiled a list of bullet points for each of them explaining why both of them are often tacky and classless? Man, that would be ... I don't even know. Rude? Uncalled for? An idea for tomorrow's posts? Anyway, let's get back to the task at ha...

Blind Item: Which Comedic Actor Is Above The Law?

From Blind Gossip: This well-known funny actor is known to enjoy a drink or two over the course of an evening. While driving home (sober) after a recent dinner in Southern California, however, he was pulled over for speeding. The officer walked up to the driver’s side and asked the actor for his license and registration. The actor put on his trademark smile and asked the officer “Don’t you recognize me?” The officer replied, “Yes. Now show me you license and registration anyway, Funn...

Dr. Drew Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Malnourished

A photo of Dr. Drew Oh, that Dr. Drew, what a scoundrel! He has quite the habit of upsetting people by talking about celebrities and their problems without ever actually meeting them, doesn't he? Whether you love him or hate him, we'll get to that in a minute, but for now, let's hear what he has to say this time about Angelina Jolie: Dr. Drew Pinsky took to "The View" (weekdays on ABC) on Friday to speak out about Angelina Jolie, who he believes, from watching her at the Oscars, is "malnourished." "I'm tir...

Snooki: Mother of The Year?

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Can anyone explain to me why the entire world isn't more entranced with the idea of Snooki being pregnant? Like, when I first read about it, I was shocked. I thought the celebrity gossip world would be all Snooki, all the time, for at least a good few weeks, and I thought that everyone I told would be just as stunned as I was. But I was wrong. I really haven't seen that much about Snooki after the big announcement, and everyone I told had this half-interested expression of "oh, really?" WHY DOES NO ONE CARE AB...

Today’s The Day!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan After what seems like a lifetime of waiting and more promotion than she's done in ages, the day is finally here: tonight, Lindsay Lohan will host Saturday Night Live. And it's going to be better than anything this world has ever seen. Let's take a moment to learn some more information about Lindsay's big night, ok? Lindsay Lohan's taking her music career to the next level on SNL tonight -- TMZ has learned, the actress plans to SING the majority of her opening monologue on the sketch sh...

Avril Lavigne Put Her Big Girl Clothes on for ‘Goodbye’

Hey, Avril! How's it going, girl? Still making shitty music? Still looking all like Bat Boy and stuff? Good for you. Awesome to see that no matter what the year is, some things never change, or go out of style for you. I love what you've done with your hair. And your clothes, and your makeup. Wait, what's that? You haven't done anything with your hair or your makeup or your clothes since when? 2002? Oh, OK. Well, hey. Gotta stick with what works, right? One thing that I can always count on is you - being just the way you are and reminding me of the summer of '02. Back when I was a mere nineteen years old. Thanks so much for making me feel so young and carefree, girlfriend. It really is good to know that you haven't changed one (thing about yourself or your music or your face or your style or your boyfriends or your posse or your your your your your your your even a little) bit. Oh, and do you guys love the new video and song? Do you? /> Hey, Avril! How's it going, girl? Still making shitty music? Still looking all like Bat Boy and stuff? Good for you. Awesome to see that no matter what the year is, some things never change, or go out of style for you. I love what you've done with your hair. And your clothes, and your makeup. Wait, what's that? You haven't done anything with your hair or your makeup or your clothes since when? 2002? Oh, OK. Well, hey. Gotta stick with what works, right? One thing that I can always count on ...

Love It or Leave It: This is How Taylor Swift Wooed Tim Tebow

photo of taylor swift hot pictures photos bikini 2012 pics dating tim tebow photo Come on, don't act as if you didn't know. Tim Tebow is totally using Taylor Swift for her body, duh. Jake Gyllenhaal? Took the risk of being the brunt of Taylor Swift's passive-aggressive songs just for the pleasure of being able to run his hand down her ... spine. Now don't get me wrong: I didn't say that they were, like, going to do it or anything (the outrage! the scandal!). It's just that Tim's got someone to focus his fantasies on - even if he's not going to act them out - and Taylor? Well. She's just the perfect little subject, now,...

Is Adele Engaged?

A photo of Adele Judging by that big ol' ring right square on her weddin' fanger, I'd say that yeah, I guess there's a solid chance that Adele could be engaged. I'd also be a little hurt that my imaginary BFF didn't call me to tell me about it, but that's neither here nor there. What is both here and there is that Adele's possible future husband, Simon Konecki, has only been in the picture for a few months. Oh, and there's a good possibility that he's still technically married. Yikes. But hooray, they're totally in love! Adele was sporting a 10.57 carat De Beers rin...

Gwyneth Paltrow Explains That Cape She Wore to The Oscars

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow To be fair to Gwyneth, if I was an A list actress trying to decide what to wear to the Oscars, you'd better believe that a cape would be considered. Especially if I'd been to as many award ceremonies as Gwyneth has. I think the first few times, I would do my best to pick something really elegant and classy, some timeless dress that might not really be a jaw-dropper but would be gorgeous nonetheless. Then I'd start easing into the crazy. A ballgown made entirely of tulle and sequins? Yes, ...

Anne Hathaway Loves Her Mom, Has A Lot in Common with Lindsay Lohan

A photo of Anne Hathaway I just love Anne Hathaway, don't you? And I'm not talking about Anne Hathaway movies, mind you, because honestly the only one I can think of that I actually like is The Princess Diaries, though I am excited to see her play Fantine in the Les Miserables movie. No, I'm talking about Anne Hathaway, the person. The precious lady with nerdy glasses, the wacky fashion, and the heart of gold. That's the Anne Hathaway that I adore. That Anne Hathaway just spoke to The Sun, and she had quite a bit...

Quotables: Rihanna Wants (Chris Brown For) a Rude Boy

photo of rihanna pictures twitter single photos pics "Single life is so overrated. It sucks. I have such incredible experiences in my life. You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share your life with someone. That's what I'm missing right now. ... [I'd] love to date somebody cool, fun, funny." Rihanna, on sticking her pen into the ... sticking her fingers in the ... Rihanna wants Chris Brown back, OK, guys? She just wants him back. There're no ifs, ands or buts, but (damn - no buts) she wants him back. The above p...
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