Oh my goodness, I really don't have to say this again, do I? Honestly? Ok, fine, I love Adele. I love her music, I love her personality, and I love her beautiful face. She can never do anything wrong, for she is the definition of perfection. I love her.
But you know what else I love? I love to laugh. I'd say that could be my very favorite thing to do. So it makes sense that when two of the most wonderful things in the world to me, laughter and Adele, come together, it pleases me grea...
Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn't they be? She's having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?
First, Pauly D spoke up about how excited he is for Snooki's new arrival:
"Crazy! I'm real excited," Pauly told MTV News about his pal's impending motherhood. "You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they're not yours. So I'll take care of it, spoil it and then when it's crying, give it back to Snooki."
It seems th...
And naturally, I'm talking about her teeth and not her legs. Look at the way they just jump out at you from her profile! Lord! Because there's no way that LeAnn'd be thinking that her tiny, scrawny little chicken legs look, you know, attractive in those skin-tight jeans. I mean, honestly. Have you ever? No? Me either. That's a horrible look for someone so slender. I'm not saying that she should be covering up those things in bolts and bolts of ungainly fabric or anything, but come on.
Anywa...
Is that weird at all? Awkward? Because, you know, he was the disgusting friend in Superbad? I feel really, really creepy about kind of thinking that Jonah Hill is hot, and I just can't put my finger on why.
I mean, even when I saw that he'd split his pants last week or whenever it was, I kind of thought it was hot. It's got to be the brush with near-penis that's got me going.
Can I name the things that I love about Jonah Hill? Can I? And then we can see if we agree on any of it? OK, let's do the damn thing.
1 - His voice. He's got such a silky smooth voice, and even when he's not doing the porno-radio operator voice, it's still pretty amazing.
2 - He's friends with Brad Pitt. Come on. Anyone who's cool enough to be friends with Brad Pitt has got to be ... you know, pretty cool.
3 - As long as he doesn't have the 'fro that he had in that awful movie I talked about above, he's pretty hot both bulkier and on the thinner side. I just don't care. I know. I don't.
4 - Did I happen to mention he's good friends with Brad Pitt? If you were dating Jonah, I guess that'd be like dating Brad Pitt by association. Kind of.
5 - Jonah Hill occasionally stays at Brad Pitt's house. Isn't that something?
6 - He's funny as hell, flat out.
7 - Pretty much anything to do with Brad Pitt.
Can we all just love Jonah for a little while here and wish him the best of luck on his upcoming SNL hosting gig? He's a sure bet to be way better than Lindsay f-cking Lohan at any rate (and a lot more appealing, too). />
Is that weird at all? Awkward? Because, you know, he was the disgusting friend in Superbad? I feel really, really creepy about kind of thinking that Jonah Hill is hot, and I just can't put my finger on why.
I mean, even when I saw that he'd split his pants last week or whenever it was, I kind of thought it was hot. It's got to be the brush with near-penis that's got me going.
Can I name the things that I love about Jonah Hill? Can I? And then we can see if we agree on any of it? OK, let's do the damn thing.
1 - His voice. He's got such a silky smo...
Woo! You guys know how much I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Because I do. I really, really do. And I'm really, really excited that she's on the cover of Maxim - again - because even she says that it's the way she gauges her own hotness. I mean, you do have to be pretty hot to garner the cover of Maxim, am I right? And I'm sure that no one would be offering her the cover if she still looked like this, right?:
Not that there's anything wrong with it! Because that's her, and she looked like that not too long ago. And please - don't think I'm hating on m...
Makes sense, now, as to why she's been the subject of so many of his recent photo shoots. Lindsay gets Terry's rocks off, has "publicity" coming out of her ears via half-crap picture releases. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get that money, yo.
According to Radar Online, though, Terry's sincerely regretting the entire ordeal, because Lindsay's apparently one of those crazy sex-stalkers that won't go away (much like the itch she probably 'gifted' him with):
Lindsay Lohan recently enjo...
Ben Affleck likes his family this year. Blake Lively must be out of town. [Lainey Gossip]
Kirk Cameron might actually be gay himself. [The Superficial]
Prince Harry's dance moves are sweet. [Lainey Gossip]
Sarah Jessica Parker wears a see-through dress. Click at your own risk. [Starpulse]
David Spade is embracing his feminine side. Click at your own risk on this one, too. [Seriously OMG]
Kate Winslet probably regrets Titanic. [Socialite Life]
Peyton Manning fights back tears. [TMZ]
What t...
Bam! Because here it is. BAM!
Doesn't girlfriend look great? And isn't she just going to be the most darling mom? Jess covers the April issue of Elle magazine, and she really dropped a bunch of quote gems on their readers. You ready for a few?
Jess on determining her little girl's fashion choices down the road:
"I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! ... Eric is so athletic - we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even b...
The whole story is pretty much up there in the headline, but let me just flesh it out a little so we can enjoy it a bit more. Debbie Harry is the frontwoman of Blondie. She's a lady who enjoys fine wigs and Journey covers. She is also 66 years old. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is ... well, I'm sure you guys know all there is to know about Lindsay, who is, by the way, 25 years old. Really.
Here's the story of how it happened:
Photographers were camped outside the Mercer Hotel in ...
From Us Magazine:
After weeks of rumors, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant -- and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.
And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us.
"I have different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready." Adds LaValle: "We are ...
Way back last April, Ke$ha did an ad for PETA to speak out against the clubbing of poor little baby seals. As usual, everyone was either all "ugh, PETA" or "yay, PETA," but that meant that no one really got the point. The point was that underneath all that glitter and semen, Ke$ha really has a heart of gold. And as you can see by the new video she did with the Humane Society, that heart of gold is still shining on.
Because I enjoy it and it's an easy way to start a discussion, I'm going to provide a list of comments and questions for your perusal:
- I'm not super familiar with the clubbing of seals, so I'm not going to make any bold statements. I know that people have clubbed seals in the past, and that's sad, but I've read that the clubbing of seals is actually illegal, or if not illegal, then it's very very rarely done. What's up with this, please?
- And why just baby seals? Is there an age limit of clubbable seals? I'm really not trying to make a joke, I'm just curious.
- Speaking of baby seals, BABY SEALS. How adorable is this video? You know, besides all the parts about the baby seals dying, and that one weird shot of some dude running up to a seal and raising a club over his head.
- What's with Ke$ha's voice? Judging by that flatness, she really doesn't seem too concerned about the baby seals, does she? She was able to convey much, much more passion when she was commenting on the fabled buffet of dicks than when she speaks about the deaths of animals she cares about. That's weird, huh?
- But really, these seals are so, so incredibly precious. I can't even with this, it's too much.
Did I miss anything? />
Way back last April, Ke$ha did an ad for PETA to speak out against the clubbing of poor little baby seals. As usual, everyone was either all "ugh, PETA" or "yay, PETA," but that meant that no one really got the point. The point was that underneath all that glitter and semen, Ke$ha really has a heart of gold. And as you can see by the new video she did with the Humane Society, that heart of gold is still shining on.
Because I enjoy it and it's an easy way to start a discussion, I'm going to provide a list o...
Kim K is going bald. [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep and Rush Limbaugh? [Lainey Gossip]
Did Chad Ochocinco stop Kate Upton in her prowling tracks? [Bossip]
Celebrities that need to shut up. [Starpulse]
Hulk Hogan's sex tape. [TMZ]
Oprah interviews Bobbi Kristina. [The Blemish]
Woody Allen's taking a role. [Huff Po]
Soldiers with dogs. [theBERRY]
Harry Potter's 'Wizarding World' expanding? [Hollywood Dame]
Jennifer Love Hewitt does a magazine cover! [Socialite Life]
More of Selena Gomez's ass. [The Superficial]
Uma Thurman is expecting a girl. [Cele|bitchy]
H...
Oh my goodness, I really don't have to say this again, do I? Honestly? Ok, fine, I love Adele. I love her music, I love her personality, and I love her beautiful face. She can never do anything wrong, for she is the definition of perfection. I love her.
But you know what else I love? I love to laugh. I'd say that could be my very favorite thing to do. So it makes sense that when two of the most wonderful things in the world to me, laughter and Adele, come together, it pleases me grea...
Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn't they be? She's having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?
First, Pauly D spoke up about how excited he is for Snooki's new arrival:
"Crazy! I'm real excited," Pauly told MTV News about his pal's impending motherhood. "You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they're not yours. So I'll take care of it, spoil it and then when it's crying, give it back to Snooki."
It seems th...
And naturally, I'm talking about her teeth and not her legs. Look at the way they just jump out at you from her profile! Lord! Because there's no way that LeAnn'd be thinking that her tiny, scrawny little chicken legs look, you know, attractive in those skin-tight jeans. I mean, honestly. Have you ever? No? Me either. That's a horrible look for someone so slender. I'm not saying that she should be covering up those things in bolts and bolts of ungainly fabric or anything, but come on.
Anywa...
Woo! You guys know how much I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Because I do. I really, really do. And I'm really, really excited that she's on the cover of Maxim - again - because even she says that it's the way she gauges her own hotness. I mean, you do have to be pretty hot to garner the cover of Maxim, am I right? And I'm sure that no one would be offering her the cover if she still looked like this, right?:
Not that there's anything wrong with it! Because that's her, and she looked like that not too long ago. And please - don't think I'm hating on m...
Makes sense, now, as to why she's been the subject of so many of his recent photo shoots. Lindsay gets Terry's rocks off, has "publicity" coming out of her ears via half-crap picture releases. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get that money, yo.
According to Radar Online, though, Terry's sincerely regretting the entire ordeal, because Lindsay's apparently one of those crazy sex-stalkers that won't go away (much like the itch she probably 'gifted' him with):
Lindsay Lohan recently enjo...
Ben Affleck likes his family this year. Blake Lively must be out of town. [Lainey Gossip]
Kirk Cameron might actually be gay himself. [The Superficial]
Prince Harry's dance moves are sweet. [Lainey Gossip]
Sarah Jessica Parker wears a see-through dress. Click at your own risk. [Starpulse]
David Spade is embracing his feminine side. Click at your own risk on this one, too. [Seriously OMG]
Kate Winslet probably regrets Titanic. [Socialite Life]
Peyton Manning fights back tears. [TMZ]
What t...
Bam! Because here it is. BAM!
Doesn't girlfriend look great? And isn't she just going to be the most darling mom? Jess covers the April issue of Elle magazine, and she really dropped a bunch of quote gems on their readers. You ready for a few?
Jess on determining her little girl's fashion choices down the road:
"I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! ... Eric is so athletic - we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even b...
The whole story is pretty much up there in the headline, but let me just flesh it out a little so we can enjoy it a bit more. Debbie Harry is the frontwoman of Blondie. She's a lady who enjoys fine wigs and Journey covers. She is also 66 years old. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is ... well, I'm sure you guys know all there is to know about Lindsay, who is, by the way, 25 years old. Really.
Here's the story of how it happened:
Photographers were camped outside the Mercer Hotel in ...
From Us Magazine:
After weeks of rumors, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant -- and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.
And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us.
"I have different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready." Adds LaValle: "We are ...
Kim K is going bald. [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep and Rush Limbaugh? [Lainey Gossip]
Did Chad Ochocinco stop Kate Upton in her prowling tracks? [Bossip]
Celebrities that need to shut up. [Starpulse]
Hulk Hogan's sex tape. [TMZ]
Oprah interviews Bobbi Kristina. [The Blemish]
Woody Allen's taking a role. [Huff Po]
Soldiers with dogs. [theBERRY]
Harry Potter's 'Wizarding World' expanding? [Hollywood Dame]
Jennifer Love Hewitt does a magazine cover! [Socialite Life]
More of Selena Gomez's ass. [The Superficial]
Uma Thurman is expecting a girl. [Cele|bitchy]
H...