Ok, I'm going to kick things off by making a list of people who need to stop sucking Chris Brown's dick:
- Rihanna
- Karreuche
- Everyone else in the whole entire world
To reiterate, if you fall into one of those categories on the list above, then you need to stop any and all lust, appreciation, or admiration for Chris Brown. Does everyone understand? I hope this handy little list will help anyone who has any confusion as to whether or not they should still give Chris Brown their ...
I had this friend once who was a horrible driver. Like, seriously, I have no idea how she got her license. She would speed constantly, talk on her phone constantly, and make me feel like I was going to die constantly. Once she rear-ended a car because her phone was ringing and she was too busy looking for it to watch the road, and once she got a ticket because she cut off a bunch of cars without using her turn signal when she made a quick decision that she wanted to get some ice cream. B...
Emma Stone, my darling! It's been far too long since I last sang your praises, but do not worry, my dear, because my love has not faded at all. I still while away the hours admiring your heartbreaking beauty, and my soul still yearns for yours. My love for you shall never disappear, dear Emma, for it is a constant thing that lives in me, and after my last breath, after my body decays and I am no longer part of the physical world, my love for you will be a part of the universe. I will leave m...
From Us Weekly:
Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week.
"Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they've just been hanging out," says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend. After having hot-and-heavy romances with Ryan Phillippe and Dominic Cooper in the past, Seyfried dated an NYC real estate exec, Andrew Joblon in late 2011.
Hm, interesting. Just when I had *almost* forgotten who Josh Hartnett even ...
Whee, huh?
This is what Goldie Hawn looked like last night (sorry, this morning - I'm told that she stayed well into the night and didn't split 'til almost 5 AM) after leaving Annabel's Club in London, where she ... well, she wasn't eating crumpets and drinking tea, that's for damned sure.
The thing is, though, that I'm not going to come down on Goldie for appearing to be completely shellacked in the face of seventy years. Nope. Because she's Goldie Hawn, and this is what she's been sp...
Lots of people think the government killed Andrew Breitbart. Did they? [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz got into a seriously shitty pile of plastic surgery. [Lainey Gossip]
Elisabeth Moss is hot and ... well, see for yourself. [Starpulse]
Hulk Hogan's had HOW many sex partners? [The Superficial]
Hot Harry shoots and flies. [Lainey Gossip]
Reese Witherspoon's pregnant. [The Superficial]
Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan's morphing mug. It's bad. [INFDaily]
American Idol recap. I can't b...
I know; I really should have given you more of a fighting chance to guess what it could be other than banana men (a day without Botox, her Marilyn Monroe tattoo never going away, never being cast in another decent movie again), but I just couldn't resist. It was too, too good not to give away myself, and guys, I just love to give. I give and I give and I give, and when it comes to Megan Fox, I don't even want anything back. Seriously. Keep it all.
Anyway, as I revealed to you, Megan is afrai...
Well of all the ridiculous, childish things ... oh. Right. We're talking about Rihanna here, the queen of ridiculous and childish. My bad.
So, the above photo? People are saying that it's a dig at Chris Brown's Vietnamese girlfriend, Karreuche Tran. Why? I don't know. The rice cakes. The Asian allusion. The black sunglasses and big, gold hoop earrings that Tran is supposedly famous for wearing all of the time. The Tweet, however, is the best part of it. It reads:
Ima make you my bitch.
...
Should we start worrying yet? I don't know. Rumer's kind of been on the slinky side for quite some time now, but as of late, she looks like she's lost more than just a few pounds here and there. Could it be the stress of her mother's situation trickling down? Could be. Could it be a sickness that was sort of ingrained as she grew, considering who she was raised by? Could also be. But she's definitely looking significantly different, and I'm not quite sure it's just the whole 'growing up' and 'losing baby...
Ugh, am I the only one that's already sick of Katy Perry and all of her angsty, broody faux "darkness"? Because damn. That is one ugly dress, and the face isn't much better. QUIT POUTING, KATY. You're worth how much? Go and BUY yourself a man that's not a recovering sex addict who's moved onto someone who isn't nearly as hot as you are.
But wait. What's that? He's already possibly dumped the crystal-slinging chick and is reportedly dating ... who? Zooey Deschanel? No f-cking way. I refuse to bel...
From last night's post about Jonah Hill, I got to thinking about Brad Pitt. If you read the post, you'll know why, and you'll see why it makes total sense as to why I decided to run these photos today. See, I suppose that I'm kind of on a Brad Pitt kick this morning, and last night, oddly enough, I dreamed that I was traveling through New Orleans (my favorite vacation spot in the country), and I was riding a train down by the river with - you guessed it - Brad Pitt. It was a really bizarre dream,...
From Blind Gossip:
She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details ofher daughter’s sexual conquests....
Ok, I'm going to kick things off by making a list of people who need to stop sucking Chris Brown's dick:
- Rihanna
- Karreuche
- Everyone else in the whole entire world
To reiterate, if you fall into one of those categories on the list above, then you need to stop any and all lust, appreciation, or admiration for Chris Brown. Does everyone understand? I hope this handy little list will help anyone who has any confusion as to whether or not they should still give Chris Brown their ...
I had this friend once who was a horrible driver. Like, seriously, I have no idea how she got her license. She would speed constantly, talk on her phone constantly, and make me feel like I was going to die constantly. Once she rear-ended a car because her phone was ringing and she was too busy looking for it to watch the road, and once she got a ticket because she cut off a bunch of cars without using her turn signal when she made a quick decision that she wanted to get some ice cream. B...
Emma Stone, my darling! It's been far too long since I last sang your praises, but do not worry, my dear, because my love has not faded at all. I still while away the hours admiring your heartbreaking beauty, and my soul still yearns for yours. My love for you shall never disappear, dear Emma, for it is a constant thing that lives in me, and after my last breath, after my body decays and I am no longer part of the physical world, my love for you will be a part of the universe. I will leave m...
From Us Weekly:
Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week.
"Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they've just been hanging out," says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend. After having hot-and-heavy romances with Ryan Phillippe and Dominic Cooper in the past, Seyfried dated an NYC real estate exec, Andrew Joblon in late 2011.
Hm, interesting. Just when I had *almost* forgotten who Josh Hartnett even ...
Whee, huh?
This is what Goldie Hawn looked like last night (sorry, this morning - I'm told that she stayed well into the night and didn't split 'til almost 5 AM) after leaving Annabel's Club in London, where she ... well, she wasn't eating crumpets and drinking tea, that's for damned sure.
The thing is, though, that I'm not going to come down on Goldie for appearing to be completely shellacked in the face of seventy years. Nope. Because she's Goldie Hawn, and this is what she's been sp...
Lots of people think the government killed Andrew Breitbart. Did they? [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz got into a seriously shitty pile of plastic surgery. [Lainey Gossip]
Elisabeth Moss is hot and ... well, see for yourself. [Starpulse]
Hulk Hogan's had HOW many sex partners? [The Superficial]
Hot Harry shoots and flies. [Lainey Gossip]
Reese Witherspoon's pregnant. [The Superficial]
Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan's morphing mug. It's bad. [INFDaily]
American Idol recap. I can't b...
I know; I really should have given you more of a fighting chance to guess what it could be other than banana men (a day without Botox, her Marilyn Monroe tattoo never going away, never being cast in another decent movie again), but I just couldn't resist. It was too, too good not to give away myself, and guys, I just love to give. I give and I give and I give, and when it comes to Megan Fox, I don't even want anything back. Seriously. Keep it all.
Anyway, as I revealed to you, Megan is afrai...
Well of all the ridiculous, childish things ... oh. Right. We're talking about Rihanna here, the queen of ridiculous and childish. My bad.
So, the above photo? People are saying that it's a dig at Chris Brown's Vietnamese girlfriend, Karreuche Tran. Why? I don't know. The rice cakes. The Asian allusion. The black sunglasses and big, gold hoop earrings that Tran is supposedly famous for wearing all of the time. The Tweet, however, is the best part of it. It reads:
Ima make you my bitch.
...
Should we start worrying yet? I don't know. Rumer's kind of been on the slinky side for quite some time now, but as of late, she looks like she's lost more than just a few pounds here and there. Could it be the stress of her mother's situation trickling down? Could be. Could it be a sickness that was sort of ingrained as she grew, considering who she was raised by? Could also be. But she's definitely looking significantly different, and I'm not quite sure it's just the whole 'growing up' and 'losing baby...
Ugh, am I the only one that's already sick of Katy Perry and all of her angsty, broody faux "darkness"? Because damn. That is one ugly dress, and the face isn't much better. QUIT POUTING, KATY. You're worth how much? Go and BUY yourself a man that's not a recovering sex addict who's moved onto someone who isn't nearly as hot as you are.
But wait. What's that? He's already possibly dumped the crystal-slinging chick and is reportedly dating ... who? Zooey Deschanel? No f-cking way. I refuse to bel...
From last night's post about Jonah Hill, I got to thinking about Brad Pitt. If you read the post, you'll know why, and you'll see why it makes total sense as to why I decided to run these photos today. See, I suppose that I'm kind of on a Brad Pitt kick this morning, and last night, oddly enough, I dreamed that I was traveling through New Orleans (my favorite vacation spot in the country), and I was riding a train down by the river with - you guessed it - Brad Pitt. It was a really bizarre dream,...
From Blind Gossip:
She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details ofher daughter’s sexual conquests....