Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Brown is Using His Songs to Apologize for Being a Woman-Beater Now

Did you hear Chris Brown's new *song, and not the one where he talks about f-cking Rihanna because it's been so long and it still tastes the same or whatever as it used to? It's called 'How I Feel', and before you go on a paragraph-long tirade about how you don't care 'how' Chris 'feels', let me tell you, brothers and sisters: I am with you. I don't give one fainting rat's ass how Chris Brown feels, and please - let any inkling that might have made you think otherwise quickly drop off the radar because this is me setting you straight. But this song! This song. I had to bring it to your attention, not only because it's completely stupid, but because in typical, arrogant Chris Brown fashion, it makes me f-cking blood boil. Take the lyrics for example:
... Nineteen, a n-gga went through a tragedy ... Three years, a n-gga just found a better me. Yeah, you might find another lover, but you always started with Breezy like the letter B ... I’m gonna keep on living my life from day to day, learn from my mistakes ... Ain’t never gonna do a 60 minute interview, 'cause all you want to do is twist my words up.
Ugh. Ugh. The balls. The sheer audacity. I'm glad he's, you know, tactful enough to call it a 'tragedy' and not something douchy and smarmy like 'misfortune' or 'bad luck' or whatever like he has in the past, because yeah, what a tragedy. A tragedy so bad that people are eating their own words for dinner, because the second part of the lyric is right - "you might find another lover, but you always started with Breezy like the letter B." OBVIOUSLY the 'tragedy' that's being talked about is the Rihanna ordeal, and after her public displays of Brown-love over the past year has only encouraged his arrogance that yeah, he might have f-cked up, but bitches still be wantin'. I'd bang my head off the desk here if there weren't already a good-sized dent in my forehead already because of the history. The only part I can get behind is the 'never do a 60 minute interview' and the words being all twisted up, because he's right. The less he talks about it, the less others (you know, bloggers like myself) will. Oh, wait. No. That last part's wrong. I don't care how much or how little he talks about it. He's pathetic and I'm always going to remember him as a woman-beater, and not as some brilliant-ass artist that has an emotional problem that he can't keep in check. *Also? The music on the track absolutely sucks. Ever play Donkey Kong Country for Super Nintendo? Because the music was totally ripped from the water boards. /> Did you hear Chris Brown's new *song, and not the one where he talks about f-cking Rihanna because it's been so long and it still tastes the same or whatever as it used to? It's called 'How I Feel', and before you go on a paragraph-long tirade about how you don't care 'how' Chris 'feels', let me tell you, brothers and sisters: I am with you. I don't give one fainting rat's ass how Chris Brown feels, and please - let any inkling that might have made you think otherwise quickly drop off the radar...

Watch This: Jamie Foxx Has Moves Like MJ

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player From TMZ: The video was shot at an after-party at Jamie's mansion in L.A. ... roughly ten years ago ... right around the time he was blowin' up for his role in "Ali." Foxx -- sporting nothing but a pair of red briefs, white sneakers and a baseball hat -- gets downright funky in front of a group of friends while Prince's "I Wanna Be Your Lover" plays in the background. I guess the only question I have is, "How the hell did he do this with a straight face?" Oh, that, and "DAMN," even th...

Quotables: Snooki’s Already a Great Mom

photo of pregnant snooki pictures in a club boyfriend pic "I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting." Oh. OK then. See, I thought there was some kind of misunderstanding for a second. That quote up there? That's Snooki, who said earlier in the week to Us that she didn't want to be all up in the club pregnant. Because it was trashy, in a manner of speaking. Yet the photos above (and below)? They tell a different story, huh? Or, I don't know - they were ... what, taken in a setting room made to look like a c...

Afternoon Delight

photo of johnny depp hot pictures photos pics Katy Perry's banging the world's highest-paid male model now. [The Superficial] Dennis Quaid is single again. [Cele|bitchy] Aubrey O'Day paints her puppies, displays them proudly. [Starpulse] A gross, disgusting look at fraternity life. [The Frisky] Madonna's new music video. [OMGBlog] INTERVIEW: Lenny Kravitz still has it at 48. [Popbytes] A history of Notorious B.I.G.'s movie moments. [Huff Po] How much did Bobbi Kristina get in Whitney's will? [Hollywood PQ] Robert P...

Guess Who’s Probably Going to Be a Judge on the X-Factor!

photo of britney spears smiling excited pictures x factor judge news pic Yup, Britney Spears. On television. Judging others for their musical performances. Is this the shit, or is this the shit? Come on, pick one! There's no wrong answers here today, folks! From MTV.com: Simon Cowell has hinted that he wants to reload the judges panel on "X Factor" with two new women and according to reports, he's close to landing a superstar who might help the second season of his talent contest much more interesting. While names including Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey have be...

Nothing – Not Even Red Hair – Can Bring Back Lindsay’s Career

photo of lindsay lohan new red hair dye pictures photos pics Remember back when we all thought "If only Lindsay would just go back to her natural hair color, she might be OK"? And then there was, "Well, if Lindsay would go redhead again, she might be hot. She might get movie roles. She might ... " fill in the blanks. Remember that? Because guys, we're way past that point. No amount of deposit-only red hair dye is going to bring Lindsay back into our hearts again like she was in Mean Girls or Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen or anything else prior to 2...

Heidi Klum Talks About Why She Won’t Talk About Her Divorce

A photo of Heidi Klum One of my favorite things about celebrities is how often they make announcements about making announcements. Probably my favorite example of this is that time that crazy Michael Lohan chose to make a statement saying that he would no longer be making statements about Lindsay, but Seal did this too, remember? He made his own statement to talk about why he keeps talking about his and Heidi's divorce. It's crazy to me, but it always cracks me up. Heidi, however, has obviously decided to take...

Morning Wood

photo of amanda seyfried hot pictures photos 2012 pics Chris Brown brags about his bitches and his cars. [The Superficial] Let's bet on what Jess Simpson is going to name her kid, shall we? [Lainey Gossip] Eva Longoria is single again! [Bossip] Who quit Mad Men? [Huff Po] Alexsander Skarsgard is hooking up with who?? [Cele|bitchy] Rihanna's topless Tweet. [Starpulse] Justin is cheating with Taylor Swift. [The Superficial] Miley Cyrus's friends want her to dump Liam Hemsworth. [Cele|bitchy] Stars Without Makeup: The ultimate edi...

Courtney Stodden’s Got A Classy New Website!

A photo of Courtney Stodden LOL, no, not really. I'm sorry. Well, Courtney Stodden does have a new website, but it's not classy. In no way is it classy. You guys didn't think it was classy, did you? But anyway, back to Courtney's new site. It's still in the process of coming together, but it's going to be fantastic, really, you can just tell. There's a boutique section, and while nothing's there yet, the site assures you that it is "busy getting the hottest posters and pics ready for you." I know most of us have dre...

Snooki Looks So Happy!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi No, I'm just joshin' you, Snooki has actually been looking kind of miserable for a while. Even before her pregnancy and engagement were confirmed, I'd been keeping an eye on our photo agency's pictures of her, because seriously, look at her. Where's that smile? Where's that bubbly girl we're all so used to seeing? Oh my gosh, you guys, I just had a thought. What if Snooki is like Bella in Breaking Dawn, and her fetus is killing her from the inside because it's the product of some kind of unnatural union? What if Snook...