

Man, love sure has been in the air lately, huh? It seems like everywhere you turn, people are getting married and having babies and initiating long overdue breakups. I think the universe is doing a bit of catching up when it comes to romance, and lucky for the always adorable Dick Van Dyke, the universe had his back.
From Rumor Fix:
RumorFix has learned exclusively that Hollywood legend Dick Van Dyke, 86, married to his makeup artist on Leap Day.
The Mary Poppins star tells RumorFix he met 40-year-old Arlene Silver six years ago at the SAG Awards, “I ...
Something that's got a little ring to it, you know. Maybe like 'Kristina Houston'?
From TMZ:
Bobbi Kristina is telling friends ... she's wanted to change her name for years -- ever since her parents split -- but Whitney wouldn't let her.
Now that Whitney's gone, we're told the 19-year-old feels untethered -- and wants to finally change her name completely ... making it simply "Kristina Houston."
We're told Bobbi has made the decision with a sober mind and is in a "better place" than she's been ...
Remember we talked about how much Britney was charging for tour tickets last year? Apparently she thinks she's still completely worth it, even though her tour was a veritable bomb, because sources close to the X-Factor are saying that unless the execs offer Britney more than a measly ten-million-dollar contract, she's taking her talent and walking from the negotiations table.
Britney is allegedly asking for somewhere around twenty million, and is pretty firm on the amount. The sickest thing yet...
Oh please let this be true, please let this be true.
From the Daily Mail:
The six-month romance between Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes has hit a rocky patch. Last week, the handsome Drive star was spotted having dinner in Cape Town with a German model. Ryan, 31, has been staying at the One And Only Hotel in the South African city after telling friends he needed some time ‘to think’.
A source says the couple 'are having trouble seeing eye to eye' He had flown there without 38-year-old...
You know, only over the past few days have I realized how much we *don't* talk about Brad Pitt on the site versus how much we actually should. These photos for example. Brad's not doing anything in these pictures except sitting in the backseat of a car, but man. He's doing it so well.
He and Angelina were photographed leaving the 'Night to Make it Right' gala held at the Hyatt Regency in New Orleans last night, where they partied with folks like Drew Brees, Sheryl Crow, Dr. John, Randy Jackson, Snoop Dogg, ...
"I break things. I've trashed dressing rooms just for the hell of it. I like to throw things when I'm bored. I was trying to catch the deli meat on the ceiling... it ended up turning into kind of a food fight! I've done some pretty rock and roll things that I probably shouldn't talk about."
OK, so consider me pretty much totally unimpressed. That, and kind of surprised that the girl who's got life advice for days to peddle is coming out and telling people that she likes to trash dressing ro...
It's just the US edition, though, and not the UK edition like Drew Barrymore appeared on this month.
Sofia Vergara has got to be one of the hottest series stars going today, unless you count Adrien Brody, but then, he's not in any television series currently, so I guess we'll have to rule him out for now.
And just when you thought she was just another pretty face, you find out that she can't do math. Like, at all. She counts on her fingers. And you know how I feel about that? I f-cking love it. Because *I* can't...
Want to know how it's a slow news day? When we talk about Drew Barrymore. Unless she's getting back together with that sadsack, Justin Long. Or flashing boob on David Letterman's show. Which, of course, hasn't happened in eons, but hey. When you think of Drew Barrymore, what else do you think of?
What's that? Grocery store tabloids that proclaim she's pregnant? Yeah, me too. Lately, anyway.
Drew recently did an interview with InStyle's UK branch, where she talked about her boyfriend-fian...
Dean and Sal are the portrait of the Beat Generation. Their search for "It" results in a fast paced, energetic roller coaster ride with highs and lows throughout the U.S.
The movie is based on the book written by Jack Kerouac, and if you're a cool little hipster thing, then you've probably read all of his stuff. Or at least pretended to. Or maybe you're just well-educated. Heck, you might even enjoy Kerouac's writings. Maybe that's how you ended up here. Who knows. I checked it out on my trusty Wikipedia source, and it says this about the book:
On the Road is a novel by American writer Jack Kerouac, written in April 1951, and published by Viking Press in 1957. It is a largely autobiographical work that was based on the spontaneous road trips of Kerouac and his friends across mid-century America. It is often considered a defining work of the postwar Beat Generation that was inspired by jazz, poetry, and drug experiences. While many of the names and details of Kerouac's experiences are changed for the novel, hundreds of references in On the Road have real-world counterparts.
When the book was originally released, The New York Times hailed it as "the most beautifully executed, the clearest and the most important utterance yet made by the generation Kerouac himself named years ago as "beat," and whose principal avatar he is." In 1998, the Modern Library ranked On the Road 55th on its list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. The novel was chosen by Time magazine as one of the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to 2005.
So, oh my. I haven't read a book on the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. Does that make me ignorant? Illiterate? Ensconced in modern-day drivel like Harry Potter and the Twilight series? I sure hope not. I mean, it's got to count for something that I thought the movie looked good even before I actually read up on the plot, right?
All I know is that, no, I have not read the book, and I'm not going to put on any pretentious airs when I say that I've read any Jack Kerouac, because I am neither a cool little hipster thing, nor am I well-educated. No, strike that last thing. I'm pretty well-educated, I just never read the books enough to know whether or not I like them. But this movie! It looks pretty good, and I think it's definitely going to be yet another role where Kristen Stewart can flex her acting muscles. I know a lot of you guys think she's crap and can't act her way out of a artfully-crafted-to-look-vintage holey faux-leather satchel, but you know what? I do. I really, really do.
You guys interested in seeing this movie? Have you read a lot of Kerouac? Is this something I'm missing out on big time? School a naive girl, OK? />
From IMDB:
Dean and Sal are the portrait of the Beat Generation. Their search for "It" results in a fast paced, energetic roller coaster ride with highs and lows throughout the U.S.
The movie is based on the book written by Jack Kerouac, and if you're a cool little hipster thing, then you've probably read all of his stuff. Or at least pretended to. Or maybe you're just well-educated. Heck, you might even enjoy Kerouac's writings. Maybe that's how you ended up here. Who knows. I checked i...
But man oh man, that face. That face!
Here's some photos of Lindsay Lohan trying to be the redhead everyone fell in love with a decade ago, and is she pulling it off? Well. You guys answered yesterday's poll best by saying that her newly-dyed red hair was a start, and if she really, really tried, she might end up better off because of it. But the face. Oh, I just can't even. And while the hair is looking better, I want to start taking bets right now as to how long it'll be before she dyes it black - signaling an impending drug bender disaster - or goes ba...
This post was originally going to be a 'Love It or Leave It' post, because normally when there's something that I absolutely hate, I want to mock it as best as I know how. I saw these photos of boyfriend here, and I immediately went three levels past 'hate' and settled comfortably into things like malevolence, mordaciousness, shock, truculence, and virulence, just to name a few. A select few. I could go on, but there IS a post word-count that I try to maintain here, guys.
Anyway. The grease-monkey hair reminds me of J...