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Chris Klein Almost Died From Booze

A photo of Chris Klein Oh man, Chris Klein, right? If he doesn't reek of the year 2000, I don't know who does. Remember when he was so popular? He was all over Tiger Beat and Twist, and he even dated Katie Holmes, and I always pretended to love him even though I didn't think he was all that cute. But American Pie! Here on Earth! ... Other movies! These are classics and I do have to respect him for that. I also have to respect him for having a major alcohol problem and turning it around, and then having the courage to talk about it. From People: Chri...

Carson Daly Made A Really Dumb Joke, Offends Everyone

A photo of Carson Daly You guys heard about that incident on the JetBlue flight that happened on Tuesday, right? The pilot had some sort of mental breakdown due to an unnamed and unexplained medical situation, and basically he freaked the hell out. He was screaming about bombs and Al Qaeda, and passengers had to restrain him while the co-pilot made an emergency landing. You can read about it in detail all over the rest of the internet, but those are the basics. And now for the celebrity gossip! Since this wh...

Justin Bieber Is Changing The World of Music

A photo of Justin Bieber But hey, nothing we didn't know already right? In case you missed it, musical prodigy and legend Justin Bieber recently released a new single called "Boyfriend." It was beautifully written with such sound musical structure and superb lyrics, not to mention perfectly performed. Here it is, one more time: With that stunning song fresh in our minds, it should come as no surprise that producer Mike Posner has nothing but wonderful things to say about Justin and his new album: "I think our goal...

Have You Guys Heard About That Fifty Shades of Grey Book?

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart There's a pretty solid chance that you have, since it's a best-seller, but I hope that I can tell you at least a few things about it that you might not know yet. This entire thing just tickles me so, so much, and I want you guys to be tickled right along with me. Ok, here's the summary of the book from Amazon: When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innoce...

Lindsay Did It!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan What is the "it" that Lindsay Lohan did exactly? So many things! She got off probation! She managed to wear a decent outfit to court! She got chastised by Dr. Drew! There's a lot to talk about, but let's just go in order, all right? First, here's some of what Lindsay's judge had to say to her in their last courtroom meeting ever (hopefully): "She did it," Judge Stephanie Sautner said at the start of the lightning-quick hearing. "Ms. Lohan has done everything she was ordered to do.....

PHOTO: Snooki Tweets Her Engagement Ring and Classy Engagement Photo

photo of snooki pictures photos pics engagement ring pics twitter photo Here we go, I guess. It can only get worse from here, so we may as well sit back and let the shitshow commence. This is a photo that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi posted to her Twitter feed, showing off her side of beef and her unimpressive engagement ring. I mean, come on. I thought it'd be bright pink and purple-glittery, strobe-lighting to the beat of good-ass fist-pumping music and be commissioned by Ed Hardy. Sad. Outright disappointing, if you ask me. Sources say that the ring set Jionni Sno...

Please Put Your Penis Away, Iggy Pop, OK?

Here's the truth of the matter: the video is NSFW. It's NSFW for floppy penisisms. All over the place. And I don't even know why. Want to know how old Iggy Pop is? I did. Especially after I watched this video, because Iggy Pop is going to be sixty-five years old in a few weeks, and I wanted to know exactly how old of a penis I was peeping. Guys. It's, for sure, the oldest penis I've ever seen. And honestly? It looks like most penises I've seen. Age apparently does nothing to the shaft of a dong. (Can I say 'dong'? It's really no worse than penis, at any rate.) Balls, now, I'm not quite sure. See, Iggy did us the justice of only showing the top half of his manhood - and his saggy ass, which I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without having experienced this - but no bags, thank God. I mean, it's not as if I'd want to see this guy's package even in his heyday, back when he looked like this, anyway: photo of iggy pop pictures photos young pics Here's the truth of the matter: the video is NSFW. It's NSFW for floppy penisisms. All over the place. And I don't even know why. Want to know how old Iggy Pop is? I did. Especially after I watched this video, because Iggy Pop is going to be sixty-five years old in a few weeks, and I wanted to know exactly how old of a penis I was peeping. Guys. It's, for sure, the oldest penis I've ever seen. And honestly? It looks like most penises I've seen. Age apparently does nothing to the shaf...

Nadya Suleman Did An Interview, Kind of Scares Me With Her Scary, Scary Voice

I mean, she's got kind of a scary voice, right? Let's call a duck a duck and not mince words. She sounds like a mass murderer who's been locked up and on major doses of Thorazine. The above clip is an exclusive interview with the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, courtesy of our friends at Celebuzz. Nadya spoke out about her recent "nude" photo shoot, which was done in order to pay rent for her and her bajillion kids. In the second video, right here, she talks about plastic surgery and how she, you k...

Your Daily Gosling

photo of ryan gosling bloody only god forgives pictures movie stills pics Oh no, girl! Ryan Gosling's all f-cked up! No, actually, he's not. I mean, he is, but it's not real or anything. This is the movie that he's been filming in Thailand, Only God Forgives. Sources are saying that Eva's down there with him off and on for the whole ordeal, and she's babysitting his dog, too. Word on the street says that's pretty serious: ... Filming for the new flick is currently ongoing in Bangkok, Thailand and a source close to the actor revealed that his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, is caring for his dog George. He was going t...

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photo of eva green pictures photos Armie Hammer on licking Julia Roberts' face. [Starpulse] What John Mayer's been doing with himself. (Hint? It's probably food.) [Lainey Gossip] Uma Thurman's boobs are picking up and leaving town. [The Superficial] Jessica Simpson still has another entire month of pregnancy to go. You know, when you gain the most weight. [Cele|bitchy] And what Lily Allen's been up to, also (not food). [Lainey Gossip] 'Game of Thrones' queen. [LA Times] Judge to Lindsay Lohan: "Stop clubbing." [TM...

Jennifer Lawrence is on the Cover of Rolling Stone and You Can Maybe Kind of See Nip

photo of jennifer lawrence cover of rolling stone magazine 2012 pictures photos Nip, right? Yeah? So anyway, here we are again, what with all of the Jennifer Lawrence loving; she's right there on the cover of Rolling Stone. Amazing, right? It's like this chick has blown up overnight. Here's an excerpt from her interview, which will be published in its entirety tomorrow: "Dude!" says Jennifer Lawrence into her cellphone. "I'm lost as f-ck! I've been driving around for, like, 10 minutes. Where the hell is this place?" She's looking for a horse stable. We have plans to go ...
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