And why shouldn't we? He was only the star of my second all-time favorite television show (24) and has a new show premiering this Thursday called Touch. Did you guys see the preview debut a few weeks ago? It was awesome. It's a show about a widower raising a special-needs son who's brilliant and attuned to a living, breathing world that we can't see. Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
Martin Bohm is a widower and single father who is haunted by an inability to connect to his emotionally ch...
Oh, my God. This might be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. No joke, ever - in life. Jake Gyllenhaal slitting girls' throats with fencing ... things? Taking drugs? Smoking cigarettes? Bashing people's skulls off of bathroom mirrors?
Also, this music just isn't good. I know there's probably a lot of people out there who like that double-bass pedal thing with the closed highhats, but frankly, it frightens me. And I guess that's what this video and this song is supposed to do: inspire fear. Scariest. f-cking. video. ever. It's like American Psycho meets That 70's Show. Without all of the pretty colors.
I will never look at Jake Gyllenhaal the same again. Donnie Darko almost killed him for me, but then there was Brokeback Mountain and The Day After Tomorrow - which is seriously, like one of my favorite movies - but there is no redemption from this psychopathic music video appearance.
As for the video, I need some theories. I need an explanation. What's his trigger here? Is he epileptic? Do the flashing strobes in clubs send him off the edge? Or is it this seizure music? Watching others dance convulsively? Is that what does it? Or maybe if he just did dance, all of his weird, murderous idiosyncrasies would disappear. Is that the moral of the story, Shoes? Is it 'dance or go crazy and kill randoms instead'? And if so, why does it have to be such a hard choice? Some people just can't dance, you know. />
Oh, my God. This might be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. No joke, ever - in life. Jake Gyllenhaal slitting girls' throats with fencing ... things? Taking drugs? Smoking cigarettes? Bashing people's skulls off of bathroom mirrors?
Also, this music just isn't good. I know there's probably a lot of people out there who like that double-bass pedal thing with the closed highhats, but frankly, it frightens me. And I guess that's what this video and this song is supposed to do: i...
Did you guys hear? That rumor that was flying around yesterday about Eva and Ryan calling it quits? It's totally not true, I guess. According to Us:
Over the weekend, the Daily Mail claimed that the lusted-after actor, 31, was mulling a breakup with girlfriend Eva Mendes --and took a top-secret trip to Cape Town, South Africa, where he allegedly was spotted having a sexy dinner date with a sexy blonde German model.
But a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly that Gosling and his Place B...
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting drunk together? [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio is just so cool with his ballcap pulled low. [Lainey Gossip]
Shows that are leading to the downfall of humanity. [Starpulse]
Angelina Jolie, photographed more this past week than ever before. [Socialite Life]
Michael Jackson's dad gets wasted in Vegas at 2 PM. [TMZ]
Check out the Jedi Dog. [theBERRY]
Marie Osmond peed her pants on stage. [Socialite Life]
'Doonesbury' comics on banned...
The audio is crap, but what do you expect? Someone filmed this on their phone or something while shopping at Target. Have you ever heard the acoustics in Target? They're amazing. Especially in the dressing rooms. It's really no wonder you can't understand a damned thing being said in the entire clip, but whatever - it's the first live-action look at Bella Swan as a vampire. Could you just die? The film's actual trailer will debut along with the opening showing of The Hunger Games on March 23rd, and I'm willing to bet there's a lot of folks out there who'll be shelling out twelve and fourteen dollars for the sake of three or four minutes of Breaking Dawn preview. There's a lot of sick people out there, you know. />
The audio is crap, but what do you expect? Someone filmed this on their phone or something while shopping at Target. Have you ever heard the acoustics in Target? They're amazing. Especially in the dressing rooms. It's really no wonder you can't understand a damned thing being said in the entire clip, but whatever - it's the first live-action look at Bella Swan as a vampire. Could you just die? The film's actual trailer will debut along with the opening showing of The Hunger Games on March 23rd, and I'm willing to bet there's a lot of folks...
Do you know who this is? Like, without cheating? Her hair's not so curly these days, and she's come a long way from being a child star. She sings, and she's pretty good at it, too.
Check out the celebrity after the jump, and find out more about her shotgun wedding to a long-term friend.
Read More...
Our girl Emily said this morning that love is in the air, and she's right, but you know what else is in the air? Nude photos. Oodles and oodles of naked pictures of celebrities. Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn ... and now we have Heather Morris, too. Naturally, the generally good-natured Morris's photos aren't nearly as sultry as Hendricks' own, or as trashy as Olivia's, but they're nudes, and they feature the trifecta of bomb-ass search engine traffic (tits, ass, and vadge), and also, bloody h...
You know, some people just never learn.
Jess, I realize that dresses are totally the most comfortable thing to wear when you're a gazillion months pregnant, but why - oh why! - do you consistently insist on choosing the ugliest, worst-patterned, flappiest dresses you can find? Is it that hard to choose something basic and black, and not a sofa slipcover that looks like it was taken off the set of The Golden Girls? Honestly, girl, I'm in your corner and I think you look all sweet and pregnant...
Who has a donut-burger-induced neck boil? [The Superficial]
What rom-com queen is going all action star? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who got dumped right after hooking up. [Bossip]
Lana Del Rey flaunts more plastic surgery at a Guns 'n Roses concert. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Where Lindsay Lohan REALLY went wrong. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Lopez is dated. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez has buttcheeks now. [The Superficial]
Someone presumably sane proposed to Halle Berry. [Amy Grindhouse]
...
From The Daily Express:
As one of the most famous actresses in the world, it may come as a surprise that Julia Roberts’s three children appear to be the biggest critics of her thespian skills.
Julia has three children, twins hazel and Phinnaeus, seven, and Henry, four, with husband Daniel Moder and admits there is no luvvie behaviour in her house.
“They hate me acting at home,” says the 44-year-old. “I read to them at bedtime and they’re just like, ‘Can you stop doing that? Stop...
"Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly."
And that's Jon Hamm telling the God's honest truth.
I know we don't really talk about Jon Hamm all that often around here, but you know who we do talk about pretty regularly? Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. The thing is though that this is a gossip blog, and we pay our bills by telling you guys a...
This is really bizarre, ok? Are you ready for it?
Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick had a minor spat on Khloe's radio show in Dallas. That's nothing new, of course. What is new, however, is that I am taking Scott's side. Crazy, right? Just check out what went down:
Khloe Kardashian is a fan favorite, but she may have lost herself some followers when she used a gay slur during her March 8 “Mix Up w/ Khloe Kardashian Odom” radio show!
Khloe, 27, said the word on her program “Mix Up w/ ...
And why shouldn't we? He was only the star of my second all-time favorite television show (24) and has a new show premiering this Thursday called Touch. Did you guys see the preview debut a few weeks ago? It was awesome. It's a show about a widower raising a special-needs son who's brilliant and attuned to a living, breathing world that we can't see. Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
Martin Bohm is a widower and single father who is haunted by an inability to connect to his emotionally ch...
Did you guys hear? That rumor that was flying around yesterday about Eva and Ryan calling it quits? It's totally not true, I guess. According to Us:
Over the weekend, the Daily Mail claimed that the lusted-after actor, 31, was mulling a breakup with girlfriend Eva Mendes --and took a top-secret trip to Cape Town, South Africa, where he allegedly was spotted having a sexy dinner date with a sexy blonde German model.
But a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly that Gosling and his Place B...
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting drunk together? [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio is just so cool with his ballcap pulled low. [Lainey Gossip]
Shows that are leading to the downfall of humanity. [Starpulse]
Angelina Jolie, photographed more this past week than ever before. [Socialite Life]
Michael Jackson's dad gets wasted in Vegas at 2 PM. [TMZ]
Check out the Jedi Dog. [theBERRY]
Marie Osmond peed her pants on stage. [Socialite Life]
'Doonesbury' comics on banned...
Do you know who this is? Like, without cheating? Her hair's not so curly these days, and she's come a long way from being a child star. She sings, and she's pretty good at it, too.
Check out the celebrity after the jump, and find out more about her shotgun wedding to a long-term friend.
Read More...
Our girl Emily said this morning that love is in the air, and she's right, but you know what else is in the air? Nude photos. Oodles and oodles of naked pictures of celebrities. Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn ... and now we have Heather Morris, too. Naturally, the generally good-natured Morris's photos aren't nearly as sultry as Hendricks' own, or as trashy as Olivia's, but they're nudes, and they feature the trifecta of bomb-ass search engine traffic (tits, ass, and vadge), and also, bloody h...
You know, some people just never learn.
Jess, I realize that dresses are totally the most comfortable thing to wear when you're a gazillion months pregnant, but why - oh why! - do you consistently insist on choosing the ugliest, worst-patterned, flappiest dresses you can find? Is it that hard to choose something basic and black, and not a sofa slipcover that looks like it was taken off the set of The Golden Girls? Honestly, girl, I'm in your corner and I think you look all sweet and pregnant...
Who has a donut-burger-induced neck boil? [The Superficial]
What rom-com queen is going all action star? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who got dumped right after hooking up. [Bossip]
Lana Del Rey flaunts more plastic surgery at a Guns 'n Roses concert. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Where Lindsay Lohan REALLY went wrong. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Lopez is dated. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez has buttcheeks now. [The Superficial]
Someone presumably sane proposed to Halle Berry. [Amy Grindhouse]
...
From The Daily Express:
As one of the most famous actresses in the world, it may come as a surprise that Julia Roberts’s three children appear to be the biggest critics of her thespian skills.
Julia has three children, twins hazel and Phinnaeus, seven, and Henry, four, with husband Daniel Moder and admits there is no luvvie behaviour in her house.
“They hate me acting at home,” says the 44-year-old. “I read to them at bedtime and they’re just like, ‘Can you stop doing that? Stop...
"Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly."
And that's Jon Hamm telling the God's honest truth.
I know we don't really talk about Jon Hamm all that often around here, but you know who we do talk about pretty regularly? Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. The thing is though that this is a gossip blog, and we pay our bills by telling you guys a...
This is really bizarre, ok? Are you ready for it?
Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick had a minor spat on Khloe's radio show in Dallas. That's nothing new, of course. What is new, however, is that I am taking Scott's side. Crazy, right? Just check out what went down:
Khloe Kardashian is a fan favorite, but she may have lost herself some followers when she used a gay slur during her March 8 “Mix Up w/ Khloe Kardashian Odom” radio show!
Khloe, 27, said the word on her program “Mix Up w/ ...