Ugh, how sad. From Entertainmentwise:
Worried that Demi's efforts could lead her back to rehab, a concerned friend told Grazia magazine: "Demi definitely isn't over him yet. Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls.
"If he doesn't message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out. While she won't admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it's clear she wants him back."
Blam...
Because duh! Why would you want to bang a dried-up 90210 actress with bad veneers when there are young women out there who'd give their blood to sleep with Dr. Carlisle Cullen? Duh! From the soon-to-be ex-partners:
"While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time."
Though no real reasons have been cited for the split, ...
Miley Cyrus and her boobs. You know, just hanging out. [The Superficial]
Do you schedule sex? [The Frisky]
Hines Ward is a big old weenie. [TMZ]
Gwyneth Paltrow and some really bizarre fashion. [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs revealed. [Socialite Life]
Leighton Meester never wants to get marired. [Starpulse]
Let's watch J Lo grope and be groped. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rihanna's fans scare Chris Brown's girlfriend. [The Superficial]
Dita Von Teese doesn't want you if you're too skinny. [Cele|bitchy]
This i...
Wait, my bad: is that Steven Tyler? Or is it Julia Roberts? I just don't even know, guys! All of these celebrities and their zany plastic surgery choices, it's hard to tell them apart anymore. But if you thought it was either Steven or Julia, you'd be wrong. It's definitely Janice Dickinson, and she definitely looks worse for the wear.
I could talk about all sorts of things here to try and distract everyone from what's going on with her face - like that one time when her dentures fell out during dinne...
See this face? This is Ashley Judd's face, most recently taped on the Marilyn Denis show out of Toronto, Canada. And I'm confused, because one of the the last times we talked about Ashley Judd here on the site, this is pretty much what she looked like:
And now? Well. Not so much, eh? And naturally, my inquisitive side comes out and I have to ask - is it age? I mean, girlfriend's not exactly a spring chicken anymore - she'll turn 44 next month - and while that's not precisely a reason to loo...
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"Apparently, Richard Simmons franchised “Sweatin’...
Rihanna has never been that great at dressing herself. It took me about three seconds to think of five seriously horrendous ensembles that this girl has worn, does that say anything?
But this right here? This double denim shit and the fanny pack? It's a slap in the face, it truly is. I mean, she's wearing a fanny pack with gold dollar signs. She's actually wearing that. Why? What does it all mean? Am I missing something? Is Rihanna on the cutting edge of fashion? Does she know something that I don't know? Is s...
From Blind Gossip:
Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will b...
Look at Taylor Swift up there, frolicking on the beach, looking so happy and carefree, without a care in the world! Why does she look so happy? Because she really doesn't have a care in the world. Because Taylor Swift made almost 36 million dollars last year. Just think about that for a moment, how much money that is. Can you even fathom it? Do you need a little help? Ok, that's more money than Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Adele made last year. Combined.
From MTV:
Lady Gaga, Katy ...
Over a month ago, Karl Lagerfeld made a bitchy little comment about Adele. He said that she "has a beautiful face and a divine voice," but "she is a little too fat." It was pretty stupid, but he apologized and then Margaret Cho thoroughly and beautifully ripped him apart for it. It still wasn't a cool thing to say, but it seemed like the case was closed, you know?
But hey: it's not. Madonna wants to throw in her two cents. She wants the world to know that she too has fallen under the spell of Adele, and that she most certainly has ...
Um, so, I still haven't read The Hunger Games yet, but I will, I promise! So many people whose opinions I respect, including several of you, have told me that I absolutely have to read these books, and I will, but I just haven't had a chance yet, ok?
Since I haven't read the books, and since this movie isn't exactly packed with highly recognizable stars, I have no idea who many of these people are, and I'm sorry about that. I do know that Jennifer Lawrence is the star of the film, and that ...
Earlier this morning, I shared with you guys a little quote from Jon Hamm. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory:
“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Zing! Consider Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sufferers of third degree burns. Except not really, because apparently Kim is so like "whatever" about the whole th...
Ugh, how sad. From Entertainmentwise:
Worried that Demi's efforts could lead her back to rehab, a concerned friend told Grazia magazine: "Demi definitely isn't over him yet. Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls.
"If he doesn't message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out. While she won't admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it's clear she wants him back."
Blam...
Because duh! Why would you want to bang a dried-up 90210 actress with bad veneers when there are young women out there who'd give their blood to sleep with Dr. Carlisle Cullen? Duh! From the soon-to-be ex-partners:
"While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time."
Though no real reasons have been cited for the split, ...
Miley Cyrus and her boobs. You know, just hanging out. [The Superficial]
Do you schedule sex? [The Frisky]
Hines Ward is a big old weenie. [TMZ]
Gwyneth Paltrow and some really bizarre fashion. [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs revealed. [Socialite Life]
Leighton Meester never wants to get marired. [Starpulse]
Let's watch J Lo grope and be groped. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rihanna's fans scare Chris Brown's girlfriend. [The Superficial]
Dita Von Teese doesn't want you if you're too skinny. [Cele|bitchy]
This i...
Wait, my bad: is that Steven Tyler? Or is it Julia Roberts? I just don't even know, guys! All of these celebrities and their zany plastic surgery choices, it's hard to tell them apart anymore. But if you thought it was either Steven or Julia, you'd be wrong. It's definitely Janice Dickinson, and she definitely looks worse for the wear.
I could talk about all sorts of things here to try and distract everyone from what's going on with her face - like that one time when her dentures fell out during dinne...
See this face? This is Ashley Judd's face, most recently taped on the Marilyn Denis show out of Toronto, Canada. And I'm confused, because one of the the last times we talked about Ashley Judd here on the site, this is pretty much what she looked like:
And now? Well. Not so much, eh? And naturally, my inquisitive side comes out and I have to ask - is it age? I mean, girlfriend's not exactly a spring chicken anymore - she'll turn 44 next month - and while that's not precisely a reason to loo...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Lee Roth photo: Anonymous.
"Apparently, Richard Simmons franchised “Sweatin’...
Rihanna has never been that great at dressing herself. It took me about three seconds to think of five seriously horrendous ensembles that this girl has worn, does that say anything?
But this right here? This double denim shit and the fanny pack? It's a slap in the face, it truly is. I mean, she's wearing a fanny pack with gold dollar signs. She's actually wearing that. Why? What does it all mean? Am I missing something? Is Rihanna on the cutting edge of fashion? Does she know something that I don't know? Is s...
From Blind Gossip:
Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will b...
Look at Taylor Swift up there, frolicking on the beach, looking so happy and carefree, without a care in the world! Why does she look so happy? Because she really doesn't have a care in the world. Because Taylor Swift made almost 36 million dollars last year. Just think about that for a moment, how much money that is. Can you even fathom it? Do you need a little help? Ok, that's more money than Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Adele made last year. Combined.
From MTV:
Lady Gaga, Katy ...
Over a month ago, Karl Lagerfeld made a bitchy little comment about Adele. He said that she "has a beautiful face and a divine voice," but "she is a little too fat." It was pretty stupid, but he apologized and then Margaret Cho thoroughly and beautifully ripped him apart for it. It still wasn't a cool thing to say, but it seemed like the case was closed, you know?
But hey: it's not. Madonna wants to throw in her two cents. She wants the world to know that she too has fallen under the spell of Adele, and that she most certainly has ...
Um, so, I still haven't read The Hunger Games yet, but I will, I promise! So many people whose opinions I respect, including several of you, have told me that I absolutely have to read these books, and I will, but I just haven't had a chance yet, ok?
Since I haven't read the books, and since this movie isn't exactly packed with highly recognizable stars, I have no idea who many of these people are, and I'm sorry about that. I do know that Jennifer Lawrence is the star of the film, and that ...
Earlier this morning, I shared with you guys a little quote from Jon Hamm. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory:
“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Zing! Consider Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sufferers of third degree burns. Except not really, because apparently Kim is so like "whatever" about the whole th...