Robert Downey Jr. confirms blind items, is a mole. [The Superficial]
Prince Harry can't find a girl. [Lainey Gossip]
Will Ferrell's new movie looks kind of awesome, even if I have no idea what it's about. [Starpulse]
Russell Brand "didn't commit a crime," he "honored Steve Jobs." [TMZ]
More on the Phantom Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Bobbi Kristina is secretly engaged. [Socialite Life]
James Van Der Beek's wife gave birth to a clone. [Seriously OMG]
12 Kinds of Sex Women ...
I was being completely facetious yesterday when I wrote the headline 'Twilight Probably Ruined Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli's Marriage', but guys! It looks like I may have hit the nail on the head with that one! Scallywag and Vagabond claims that it's got sources close to the couple that claim Peter met a young woman a few years ago while filming the Twilight series in Vancouver, and the two continued a "torrid" affair (their word, not mine) 'til Jennie finally got sick of playing second fiddl...
Do you guys know the pleasure I get from categorizing a post here under 'Adrien Brody'? It makes my day. Seriously. Knowing that the object of my celebrity obsession is present and active on the site. It's a good feeling, friends, and I am all about the warm fuzzies, in case you didn't catch onto that quicker.
The trailer here is red band for language (the f-bomb is dropped several times), but it doesn't really matter. Adrien's not in it, even though he's there by association, since it's technically his movie. No, the man in the video is James Caan, schooling some little hood on being lyrical and creative with his threats.
IMDB says the films is about " ... a substitute teacher [Adrien Brody] who drifts from classroom to classroom finds a connection to the students and teachers during his latest assignment."
Other big names in the film include Lucy Liu, Christina Hendricks, Marcia Gay Harden, and William Petersen. James Caan is also in the movie, and is apparently instrumental in smacking down some stupid little school-aged punk, so the above scene only makes the movie more appealing.
I mean, honestly, I'd see it one way or the other. It's got Adrien Brody in it, ffs. James Caan verbally knocking the shit out of some young little troll is just a bonus, you know? />
Do you guys know the pleasure I get from categorizing a post here under 'Adrien Brody'? It makes my day. Seriously. Knowing that the object of my celebrity obsession is present and active on the site. It's a good feeling, friends, and I am all about the warm fuzzies, in case you didn't catch onto that quicker.
The trailer here is red band for language (the f-bomb is dropped several times), but it doesn't really matter. Adrien's not in it, even though he's there by association, since it's techni...
You know, there's a question that's been burning deep inside of me for quite some time now (and no, it's not just the kidney stones, either) and I need an answer. I need one. Why do photographers feel the compulsion to Photoshop such hellacity into each and every one of the Kardashians' faces? Putting all biases aside, they're pretty enough girls. They do alright on their own. Why interfere in that with poorly-done computer-generated imagery when things are just fine the way they are? Because do...
Normally when we do the Love It or Leave It posts, we're talking about some questionable fashion. Also, normally I find Matthew Broderick to be pretty damn adorable. But you guys, listen: today is not normal. I can't stress that enough. We're not loving or leaving the clothes on anyone's body, and Matthew Broderick is most definitely not adorable.
Look at that thing on his face! Why? Why does that need to be there? That looks like the mustache of all the poor late bloomers you went to high school with, ...
Pregnant Kristin Cavallari photos. [The Superficial]
J Lo pays well. [Lainey Gossip]
Blue Ivy's ridick shoes. [Bossip]
Vintage stars come out for '21 Jump Street' premiere. [Starpulse]
Guess who'll be kicked off of American Idol. [TMZ]
'Man vs. Wild' cancelled?! [The Blemish]
Jessica Biel was always a tomboy. [Hollywood PQ]
Drummer for the Doobie Brothers died. [Huff Po]
11 Non-traditional Barbie dolls. [Socialite Life]
Robert Downey Jr. is a gossip-monger! Want a job, boy? [Popbytes]
Selena Gomez in a bikini for ...
In other news, I'm fairly certain that that was the best headline I've ever had the pleasure of writing.
But back to the main story, which, of course, is that well-known crazy bitch, Courtney Love, does in fact believe that Kermit the Frog, as well as the rest of his lovable Muppets, are actually rapists. Really.
From TMZ:
Courtney Love believes Kermit the Frog and his gang of Muppet friends "raped" the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain -- by bastardizing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in their 2011 m...
From The Sun:
Madonna has confessed to The Sun she feels her "head is going to explode" from the stress of being a single mum after her divorce from Guy Ritchie.
The pop queen bared her soul in a world exclusive interview as she declared: "I'm not going to lie — it's hard work having four kids and doing all the work I do."
Her headaches over Lourdes, 15, Rocco, 12, David, six, and Mercy, five, are just the same as any divorcee holding down a job, according to the multi-millionairess. ...
I find Jessica Biel fascinating. I like to listen to every word she says, and I enjoy seeing new pictures of her. But then again, there was this guy I went to school with who would spend the whole day in the cafeteria, drinking Mr. Pibbs and watching anime at maximum volume on his laptop, and I found him fascinating too, so I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment.
The thing is, Loud Anime Guy doesn't do big interviews with widely distributed magazines, so I can't talk about him all the time like I can with Jessica Biel, and don't think that doesn't devastate me, because it doe...
No joke, Lindsay Lohan actually hit a person with her car while leaving a club last night, and then she drove off. She just left. You're not surprised, are you? No one's surprised.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with t...
Ha! No, I'm totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I'm not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery just for the sake of something to talk about.
No, I'm ragging on you (and her), and it's because I'm feeling awfully punchy this evening. I woke up at 1 AM in excruciating pain and after three hours of suffering, I decided to go to the hospital. Long story short, I have kidney stones! Isn't that awesome? Really, I don't know what ranked higher on the awesome-meter for events in the past three weeks: the unp...
“I think the hardest part for Liam was being away from me. ... At least he's not in a tour bus and is in a nice hotel somewhere. It's a little less bumpy, a little more sleep."
Miley on her boyfriend Liam finally wrapping filming on The Hunger Games. Isn't she so sweet and unassuming? I wonder how Liam felt about Miley making him sound like the biggest sop ever! I know girlfriend's this big great thing and all, but jeez. A little modesty might do everybody some good occasionally, you know.
Anyway...
Robert Downey Jr. confirms blind items, is a mole. [The Superficial]
Prince Harry can't find a girl. [Lainey Gossip]
Will Ferrell's new movie looks kind of awesome, even if I have no idea what it's about. [Starpulse]
Russell Brand "didn't commit a crime," he "honored Steve Jobs." [TMZ]
More on the Phantom Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Bobbi Kristina is secretly engaged. [Socialite Life]
James Van Der Beek's wife gave birth to a clone. [Seriously OMG]
12 Kinds of Sex Women ...
I was being completely facetious yesterday when I wrote the headline 'Twilight Probably Ruined Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli's Marriage', but guys! It looks like I may have hit the nail on the head with that one! Scallywag and Vagabond claims that it's got sources close to the couple that claim Peter met a young woman a few years ago while filming the Twilight series in Vancouver, and the two continued a "torrid" affair (their word, not mine) 'til Jennie finally got sick of playing second fiddl...
You know, there's a question that's been burning deep inside of me for quite some time now (and no, it's not just the kidney stones, either) and I need an answer. I need one. Why do photographers feel the compulsion to Photoshop such hellacity into each and every one of the Kardashians' faces? Putting all biases aside, they're pretty enough girls. They do alright on their own. Why interfere in that with poorly-done computer-generated imagery when things are just fine the way they are? Because do...
Normally when we do the Love It or Leave It posts, we're talking about some questionable fashion. Also, normally I find Matthew Broderick to be pretty damn adorable. But you guys, listen: today is not normal. I can't stress that enough. We're not loving or leaving the clothes on anyone's body, and Matthew Broderick is most definitely not adorable.
Look at that thing on his face! Why? Why does that need to be there? That looks like the mustache of all the poor late bloomers you went to high school with, ...
Pregnant Kristin Cavallari photos. [The Superficial]
J Lo pays well. [Lainey Gossip]
Blue Ivy's ridick shoes. [Bossip]
Vintage stars come out for '21 Jump Street' premiere. [Starpulse]
Guess who'll be kicked off of American Idol. [TMZ]
'Man vs. Wild' cancelled?! [The Blemish]
Jessica Biel was always a tomboy. [Hollywood PQ]
Drummer for the Doobie Brothers died. [Huff Po]
11 Non-traditional Barbie dolls. [Socialite Life]
Robert Downey Jr. is a gossip-monger! Want a job, boy? [Popbytes]
Selena Gomez in a bikini for ...
In other news, I'm fairly certain that that was the best headline I've ever had the pleasure of writing.
But back to the main story, which, of course, is that well-known crazy bitch, Courtney Love, does in fact believe that Kermit the Frog, as well as the rest of his lovable Muppets, are actually rapists. Really.
From TMZ:
Courtney Love believes Kermit the Frog and his gang of Muppet friends "raped" the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain -- by bastardizing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in their 2011 m...
From The Sun:
Madonna has confessed to The Sun she feels her "head is going to explode" from the stress of being a single mum after her divorce from Guy Ritchie.
The pop queen bared her soul in a world exclusive interview as she declared: "I'm not going to lie — it's hard work having four kids and doing all the work I do."
Her headaches over Lourdes, 15, Rocco, 12, David, six, and Mercy, five, are just the same as any divorcee holding down a job, according to the multi-millionairess. ...
I find Jessica Biel fascinating. I like to listen to every word she says, and I enjoy seeing new pictures of her. But then again, there was this guy I went to school with who would spend the whole day in the cafeteria, drinking Mr. Pibbs and watching anime at maximum volume on his laptop, and I found him fascinating too, so I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment.
The thing is, Loud Anime Guy doesn't do big interviews with widely distributed magazines, so I can't talk about him all the time like I can with Jessica Biel, and don't think that doesn't devastate me, because it doe...
No joke, Lindsay Lohan actually hit a person with her car while leaving a club last night, and then she drove off. She just left. You're not surprised, are you? No one's surprised.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with t...
Ha! No, I'm totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I'm not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery just for the sake of something to talk about.
No, I'm ragging on you (and her), and it's because I'm feeling awfully punchy this evening. I woke up at 1 AM in excruciating pain and after three hours of suffering, I decided to go to the hospital. Long story short, I have kidney stones! Isn't that awesome? Really, I don't know what ranked higher on the awesome-meter for events in the past three weeks: the unp...
“I think the hardest part for Liam was being away from me. ... At least he's not in a tour bus and is in a nice hotel somewhere. It's a little less bumpy, a little more sleep."
Miley on her boyfriend Liam finally wrapping filming on The Hunger Games. Isn't she so sweet and unassuming? I wonder how Liam felt about Miley making him sound like the biggest sop ever! I know girlfriend's this big great thing and all, but jeez. A little modesty might do everybody some good occasionally, you know.
Anyway...