But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you'd think she'd be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of pictures of her that have been taken since she realized she was pregnant. I realize that some people always look like a bitch, but I really didn't think that our Snooki was one of those people.
Snooki's currently in Cancun with J Woww, where a plethora of sad face pictures were taken. The absolute saddest though?
Yes, that's Snook...
Poor, poor Rihanna. It makes me super sad that even though she rich and beautiful, and even though she has countless people throwing themselves at her, and even though she has the world at her feet, she can't even gain a measly little bit of weight!
From Us Weekly:
On Thursday, Rihanna, 24, admitted to RyanSeacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show that her diet went out the window while promoting her fifth album Loud on tour last year. In August, the pop princess was noticeably plumper -- sporting a red sequin bikini -- as she participated Kadooment Day parade in her hometow...
Great! If they both want an annulment, then things should go pretty smoothly, right? It should be no time at all before Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are able to move on with their lives as if they had never been married at all! How convenient!
LOL, you guys, you know things aren't going to go smoothly at all. You know how annulment works, right? In order to get one, you have to prove that something was wrong with the marriage from the get-go, like you were forced to get married or you marri...
Do you dye your hair white? Do you practice looking as surly as possible? Do you set aside approximately four hours to think of shitty and obnoxious things to say about other people? I NEED TO KNOW.
Luckily, Karl Lagerfeld has, for whatever reason, disclosed his entire day's schedule with Harper's Bazaar. I don't understand why he did it, and I don't understand why it was published, and I'm not going to pretend to understand it. All I need to do is accept this for the precious gift that it is, and then share it with you in the hopes that it will tickle some of you as much...
Oh, to be young and in love! How sweet it is to feel the gentle kiss and tender embrace of your lover! How wonderfully, beautifully freeing it is to meet your soulmate! Who's also your brother. Oh, wait.
Yes, we're still talking about Bobbi Kristina and her blooming relationship with her adopted brother, Nick Gordon. And why wouldn't we be? As you can see in that picture up there, Bobbi Kristina is sporting a rather large diamond on That Finger, and as you're about to hear from me, it's because she's getting married....
Did you guys know that Scout here is in a band thing? Yeah. Its name is Gus + Scout, and they mostly do covers, from what I can see. These photos were taken of Scout (and, of course, Gus) last night at Rockwood Music Hall in Manhattan. I like this girl, you know. Actually, I like all of the Willis girls. They're all pretty awesome in their own ways. See, Scout here is awesome because she's got a decent singing voice. Remember the clip she filmed with Ashton back in the day? This?
Also, she'...
And yes, I went all the way back to July of last year to find a good photo of Leo looking like he needed a good scrubbing. What of it?
Ok, here's the story. Leonardo DiCaprio has a new girlfriend. She's a Victoria's Secret model (surprise!) named Erin Heatherton, who is gorgeous and also enjoys bathing frequently. Leonardo DiCapro, on the other hand, is not a Victoria's Secret model who is ok looking and would rather just not when it comes to taking a shower. You can see where the issues would ...
You know, I've never seen Taylor perform with her band, The Pretty Reckless. Then again, I've never seen Taylor Momsen do anything in public in person, so maybe that's a little extra-why this video surprised me, but at the same time, didn't surprise me at all. At the :23 mark, you have Taylor whipping her extra-long, extra-stringy, extra-blonde hair around like she's riding the wrong side of a stripper pole (but really, is there ever really a wrong side?) and from there, the video only gets worse. No, really: it gets worse.
At the :32 mark, Taylor turns around to face the crowd and has a sloppy, lazy, smeared-lipstick smile on that positively screams "HEROIN!" That, and who cut her bangs? Girlfriend's probably got a fair amount of money that she hasn't frittered away on trying to look like an albino Marilyn Manson, and she's cutting her own damn bangs? It's obvious. I've been there. But I have an excuse. I'm a reclusive writer. I'm paranoid about people bringing scissors to my face. OK, that's a lie. I'm actually too lazy to make a damn hair appointment, alright? That's the truth.
At :49. The dude in the audience waving around the Devil Horns. Or is that the Shocker? I don't know. Maybe it's a lady with sausages for fingers maybe. Whatever.
After that it gets pretty boring and I may have dozed off until the : mark. That, or the heavy-duty pain meds are making me zone out. Please don't make me watch it again; I just can't do it. Anyway, somewhere around the three-minute mark, Taylor's friend, Jenna Haze (AKA "female pornstar") makes a stage appearance and does a standing lapdance for Taylor, which might have actually been kind of hot-ish if she weren't wearing a big, baggy t-shirt. At one point, they kiss. Gross. Doesn't Taylor know what kind of stuff was in that chick's mouth?
In short? This video makes me want to die, and if Taylor's intention was ... well, that, when composing the same-name song, then it was a total f-cking win, alright? GIRL WHO F-CKS FOR SATAN, 1; SARAH, 0. />
You know, I've never seen Taylor perform with her band, The Pretty Reckless. Then again, I've never seen Taylor Momsen do anything in public in person, so maybe that's a little extra-why this video surprised me, but at the same time, didn't surprise me at all. At the :23 mark, you have Taylor whipping her extra-long, extra-stringy, extra-blonde hair around like she's riding the wrong side of a stripper pole (but really, is there ever really a wrong side?) and from there, the video only gets wo...
Adorable, right? I thought maybe at first it was Jonathan Brandis (I know, remember him?), but then I got a good look at the kid's fingernails and thought, no, the kid who played the young Bill Denbrough in Stephen King's television adaption of It would never rock long, metallic mauve nails with gold rings.
.... WAIT. WAIT. Hold on one damn second! Jonathan Brandis is dead? Holy f-ck, where the hell have I been? I'm just finding this out now, as a surprise while researching photos of Jonathan Brandis playin...
Did you guys watch the video? Good. See, I watched the video before I actually found out why the ad was being banned, and I was all like, "Damn! What kind of ad execs think they can run words like 'f-ck' and 'c-cksucker' on television and not be banned? Did these guys actually not want the ad to run?" and then I read the accompanying statement from MTV as to why it was really banned.
Do me a favor, now. Go to the :28 mark of the video and tell me if you see anything out of the ordinary. What? No, you didn't? OK, go back and do it again, and this time, look for an "erect nipple." Did you see the "erect nipple" on Kate Upton? Because *that's* the reason that the ad's being banned from a variety of networks. Not for the profane language, not for the cockroach at the end being smushed by the dumpster (though I'm sure PETA probably had a field day with it), but because Kate Upton was nipping.
See the kind of world we live in, guys? You can talk about sucking d-cks and using sexual innuendos that could be taken in a garden variety of ways (like 'waxing'), but you can't show a nipple that's doing a natural nipple thing by poking all out because girl was running. I mean, I highly doubt she was aroused by the cockroaches, or the rat-looking skateboarder, but yet because Kate Upton's got a great rack, it's not OK.
Excuse me for a mo' if you would. My eyes just rolled so hard out, they popped out of my head and I think one of them may have ended up underneath the stove. Again. />
Did you guys watch the video? Good. See, I watched the video before I actually found out why the ad was being banned, and I was all like, "Damn! What kind of ad execs think they can run words like 'f-ck' and 'c-cksucker' on television and not be banned? Did these guys actually not want the ad to run?" and then I read the accompanying statement from MTV as to why it was really banned.
Do me a favor, now. Go to the :28 mark of the video and tell me if you see anything out of the ordinary. Wha...
I love this girl. Like, so hard. She's sweet and she's savvy, she's hot and she's intelligent, and there's really not a lot more hotness going on than a Republican conservative that's willing to endorse gay marriage. Haven't you heard? I'd totally do Meghan McCain and her fabulous, intelligent rack.
From Playboy:
PLAYBOY: Conservatives are as hard on you as liberals. Right-wing blogger Dan Riehl sniped that “this self-indulgent set of mega-breasts doesn’t belong anywhere near a TV stu...
But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you'd think she'd be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of pictures of her that have been taken since she realized she was pregnant. I realize that some people always look like a bitch, but I really didn't think that our Snooki was one of those people.
Snooki's currently in Cancun with J Woww, where a plethora of sad face pictures were taken. The absolute saddest though?
Yes, that's Snook...
Poor, poor Rihanna. It makes me super sad that even though she rich and beautiful, and even though she has countless people throwing themselves at her, and even though she has the world at her feet, she can't even gain a measly little bit of weight!
From Us Weekly:
On Thursday, Rihanna, 24, admitted to RyanSeacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show that her diet went out the window while promoting her fifth album Loud on tour last year. In August, the pop princess was noticeably plumper -- sporting a red sequin bikini -- as she participated Kadooment Day parade in her hometow...
Great! If they both want an annulment, then things should go pretty smoothly, right? It should be no time at all before Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are able to move on with their lives as if they had never been married at all! How convenient!
LOL, you guys, you know things aren't going to go smoothly at all. You know how annulment works, right? In order to get one, you have to prove that something was wrong with the marriage from the get-go, like you were forced to get married or you marri...
Do you dye your hair white? Do you practice looking as surly as possible? Do you set aside approximately four hours to think of shitty and obnoxious things to say about other people? I NEED TO KNOW.
Luckily, Karl Lagerfeld has, for whatever reason, disclosed his entire day's schedule with Harper's Bazaar. I don't understand why he did it, and I don't understand why it was published, and I'm not going to pretend to understand it. All I need to do is accept this for the precious gift that it is, and then share it with you in the hopes that it will tickle some of you as much...
Oh, to be young and in love! How sweet it is to feel the gentle kiss and tender embrace of your lover! How wonderfully, beautifully freeing it is to meet your soulmate! Who's also your brother. Oh, wait.
Yes, we're still talking about Bobbi Kristina and her blooming relationship with her adopted brother, Nick Gordon. And why wouldn't we be? As you can see in that picture up there, Bobbi Kristina is sporting a rather large diamond on That Finger, and as you're about to hear from me, it's because she's getting married....
Did you guys know that Scout here is in a band thing? Yeah. Its name is Gus + Scout, and they mostly do covers, from what I can see. These photos were taken of Scout (and, of course, Gus) last night at Rockwood Music Hall in Manhattan. I like this girl, you know. Actually, I like all of the Willis girls. They're all pretty awesome in their own ways. See, Scout here is awesome because she's got a decent singing voice. Remember the clip she filmed with Ashton back in the day? This?
Also, she'...
And yes, I went all the way back to July of last year to find a good photo of Leo looking like he needed a good scrubbing. What of it?
Ok, here's the story. Leonardo DiCaprio has a new girlfriend. She's a Victoria's Secret model (surprise!) named Erin Heatherton, who is gorgeous and also enjoys bathing frequently. Leonardo DiCapro, on the other hand, is not a Victoria's Secret model who is ok looking and would rather just not when it comes to taking a shower. You can see where the issues would ...
Adorable, right? I thought maybe at first it was Jonathan Brandis (I know, remember him?), but then I got a good look at the kid's fingernails and thought, no, the kid who played the young Bill Denbrough in Stephen King's television adaption of It would never rock long, metallic mauve nails with gold rings.
.... WAIT. WAIT. Hold on one damn second! Jonathan Brandis is dead? Holy f-ck, where the hell have I been? I'm just finding this out now, as a surprise while researching photos of Jonathan Brandis playin...
I love this girl. Like, so hard. She's sweet and she's savvy, she's hot and she's intelligent, and there's really not a lot more hotness going on than a Republican conservative that's willing to endorse gay marriage. Haven't you heard? I'd totally do Meghan McCain and her fabulous, intelligent rack.
From Playboy:
PLAYBOY: Conservatives are as hard on you as liberals. Right-wing blogger Dan Riehl sniped that “this self-indulgent set of mega-breasts doesn’t belong anywhere near a TV stu...