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Invisible Children’s Jason Russell Flipped Out, Went Nude, Masturbated in Public

photo of invisible children jason russell pictures photos pics Are you guys familiar with the KONY 2012 thing going on lately? If not, here's a little something to educate yourselves on. Joseph Kony? Is a f-cking dick. Who enslaves children for sexual and militant purposes. Here's his child thing in a nutshell, but there's much, much more: He ordered the abduction of children to become child-sex slaves and child soldiers. An estimated 66,000 children became soldiers and two million people have been internally displaced since 1986. In 2005, Kony was ind...

Simon Cowell Had a John Rambo Identity Crisis When He Was a Lad

photo of simon cowell young black and white pictures photos girlfriend pop star black pics Because oh my God. Do you see these pictures? Do you see them? This is Simon and his girlfriend from back in the day, pop star Sinitta. Don't know who Sinitta is? That's OK - not many people do these days, though in an interview a few years ago, Sinitta talked about the Simon-hype and waxed nostalgic over days of fame gone by: "In the old days, Simon was the record company man behind the suit and I got to be the pop star. When the photographers asked Simon to move out of the way, we'd pull a face at each other and I'd say, 'They ...

Morning Wood

photo of jessica lowndes pictures photos pics upskirt pic More Kris Jenner toplessness. [The Superficial] Jessica's monetary value now that she's pregnant. [Lainey Gossip] Beyonce's "maternity leave" is going to be over soon. [Bossip] Worst intentional haircuts of all time. [theBERRY] Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart call themselves 'bitches'. [Cele|bitchy] More residual Heather Morris nudity. [Starpulse] Kate Hudson probably got married. [Amy Grindhouse] 15 Vows for dating a vegetarian. [The Frisky] Pregnant ladies in snake...

Star Without Makeup: Dakota Fanning

photo of dakota fanning no makeup pictures photos age pic Morning, guys! Do you see this picture? This positively fabulous photo? It's - duh- Dakota Fanning, and she's got no makeup on. You know, that's pretty refreshing in itself. You wanna know what else is pretty good, too? That girlfriend hasn't had any cosmetic procedures done, and she actually looks like an innocent young girl who's all about acting for the art of it and not acting for the publicity and money. Isn't that so awesome? I know that DF is only eighteen years old, and a lot of people might ...

New BFF Alert: Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum

A photo of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum I don't know what it is, but Jonah Hill sure has a knack for becoming the best of friends with the dudes he works with. First there was the epic tale of his undeniable romance with Brad Pitt after they worked on Moneyball together, and now there's the brand new, exciting bromance between Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, who did the 21 Jump Street movie together. Seriously, it's very exciting. It involves nudity even: While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday, Channing Tatum confesse...

Aww, Jessica Simpson’s Baby Shower Was Yesterday!

A photo of Jessica Simpson I've never really had a reason to talk about this before, but listen, I love me some baby showers. And really, why wouldn't I? Baby showers are just little parties with lots of cake, except no one ever really feels the need to get belligerently drunk and pass out in the bathroom right after they lock the door and then cover the entire room with their own vomit like regular parties. There are also fun games that you can win, which I always love, and there's typically a focus on babies, which...

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Go Outside Until Her Probation Is Over

A photo of Lindsay Lohan After Lindsay Lohan's latest run-in with the law (stop hitting people with your car, Lindsay!), our girl's decided to stop taking chances. She's finally realized that she's unable to step outside of her home without getting into trouble, and so in order to avoid going back to jail, she's decided to just not do that. Yes, Lindsay is "putting herself on house arrest," at least for the rest of the month. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is done gambling with her freedom -- after another bout with troublejus...

Divorce Watch: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon?

A photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Remember when Nick Cannon was dealing with all those health issues, and then he said that he had "like a lupus type of thing"? Well, it turns out that he actually does have lupus. He's been dealing with lupus nephritis, which, as far as I can tell, is a complication of, um, regular lupus, and it affects the kidneys, natch. Obviously, I don't know a whole lot about it, but it sounds pretty serious, and it probably means that Nick needs to slow down a bit and take some time to attend to his he...

Taylor Momsen Has Such A Bright Future!

A photo of Taylor Momsen You can tell by just looking at her! With those bright, lively eyes, that winning smile, and that charming personality that just can't help but warm your heart, it's so obvious that at the tender age of 18, Taylor Momsen has the world at her feet. But what does she plan to do with that world? According to Taylor herself, it sure as hell won't be acting. Here's what she had to say when asked if she was planning on returning to movies or television: "F*ck no! Never! I am done, done, done... It's good to finall...

Blind Item: Which Celebrity Is Secretly An Awesome Person?

I don't know about you guys, but I could personally use a good old fashioned heart warming moment. Something that can bring tears to my eyes by offering proof that not everyone in this world is a stone cold bitch. Something that can provide a little bit of light to carry me through my darkest hour. Do you get what I'm saying? I spent a hot minute trying to find such an uplifting piece of gossip when I came across this lovely little blind item: I thought I would tell you about one of the good...

Miley Cyrus Is Worried That Jennifer Lawrence Will Steal Her Man

A photo of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus If I was Miley Cyrus, I'd probably be a little worried too. After all, her longtime beau, Liam Hemsworth, is about to become a star alongside Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games movies. And, as I mentioned a couple of days ago, Jennifer Lawrence is pretty magnificent. And also Liam and Jennifer have been texting! How can Miley ever hold her head high in this town again?! From In Touch via Celebitchy: Miley Cyrus’ worst fear was becoming a harsh reality. While cudding up to her boyfriend of...

And Here We Have A Trailer for Katy Perry’s New Music Video

You guys, I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've sat down to watch a perfectly good music video without being able to watch the whole thing through because I was too blown away with information. "My God," I always say to myself. "This came completely out of nowhere! I had no idea what I was in for! If only someone could come up with a way to get the gist of the video that we could watch before the actual video, then life would be so much better! I would never have a problem wra...
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