Sofia Vergara is so hot, you know? She's just magnetic. And if this interview is any indication, it's because she's Latina. Yes, not because she's a woman, and not because she's got a fiery personality and a humor as sharp as the crack of a whip. No, it's because she's from South America, and apparently all South American women are as combustible, attractive, sultry, full-figured, and inspired as Sofia, and that's apparently why Ryan Gosling is wasting his time with Eva Mendes. It's because there...
Charlize Theron has seen Michael Fassbender's penis. [The Superficial]
Oprah's firing everyone. [TMZ]
I still can't believe Steve Urkel is on Dancing With the Stars. [Starpulse]
Kate Beckinsale is embarrassing. [The Frisky]
I cannot believe this woman had two kids. [Lainey Gossip]
Richard Gere thinks Julia Roberts is silly. [Cele|bitchy]
Reese Witherspoon vs. ... everyone? [theBERRY]
J Woww's boobs are morphing. [The Superficial]
Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco. [IDLYITW]
Kanye West won't have you criticizi...
"I don't necessarily think of myself like the handsome guy. That's reserved for Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds and those guys. It's certainly nice when people say nice things about you, don't get me wrong. I guess I never really thought of myself that way. I just wanted to be a regular person and try to portray parts as varied as I could."
- Jon Hamm breaks his streak of saying wonderful words by being too modest for his own good.
First of all, Jon Hamm, shhhh. You're beautiful and perfect, a...
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The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
"Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are condit...
Some of you guys didn't seem all that excited about the possibility of an Amanda Seyfried-Josh Hartnett romantic pairing, and I just didn't get that. I love Amanda, and I think Josh is still pretty hot after all these years (and after other, longer-lasting heartthrobs have come and gone), and hearing that the two were probably boning on the regular really made my heart go pitty-pat. And while, like I said, I don't love them like I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel (who I haven't heard squadoosh about ...
That photo of Adele is from about four years ago, back when she was just 19 years old*. That means the photo was taken just a year after Adele decided that her youth, her friends, and her 18th birthday party were more important than signing a record deal:
Adele reportedly refused to sign a record deal because she was too busy planning her birthday party. The 'Someone Like You' singer wanted to celebrate her 18th birthday with a bash to remember and refused to let the offer of a contract get i...
Ok, here's a rundown real quick, just in case you're new: I can't stand Lady Gaga. I hate pretty much everything she does. She gets on my last nerve. I waste a lot of time just wishing that she'd go away, or at least just stop being so ridiculous for a minute.
And now here's the good news, ready? You might want to brace yourself, because it's really, truly excellent news. See, Lady Gaga did an interview with Oprah, and she made a big statement:
“I have a couple of things that I do. The newest...
I know, I gagged a little writing that headline, so I can imagine how it must feel to have that bomb dropped on you with no prior warning.
MTV reports that the entire cast of Jersey Shore is returning for a sixth season (... I know, what the hell, right?), and that 'entire cast' thing includes the pregnant Nicole Polizzi. When asked about the whole pregnancy thing, MTV had this to say:
“Being a baby mama doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun in the sun. While things will definitely be a little ...
So hey, here's another film about the Beat Generation - Kill Your Darlings, a movie about ... well, IMDB says it best as always:
A murder in 1944 draws together the great poets of the beat generation: Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs.
Is this going to be a thing, now? Movies about Jack Kerouac and the Beat Generation and all of that business in between? Some of you guys MISREAD MY POST and REAMED MY ASS over the last thing I wrote about the Beat Generation films, but hey....
Or maggots on rotten hunks of raw meat. You know.
At least, they will be for that above photo. I'm assuming there are other ways to help soothe a busted face, though applying scads of dead cow is probably the most notorious way. Yeah, that photo above was for the latest edition of Complex magazine, which depicted Justin having the snot beat out of him, and what a concept! This is something I've only envisioned in my most violent of celebrity-related dreams, which occur more and more frequentl...
"I don’t think they were careless. I think they were accurate. It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility. And it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what is and here we are ... There are a lot of channels on the dials and those channels need to be filled up with things … It’s different strokes for different folks."
I so love this. SO SO SO.
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Sofia Vergara is so hot, you know? She's just magnetic. And if this interview is any indication, it's because she's Latina. Yes, not because she's a woman, and not because she's got a fiery personality and a humor as sharp as the crack of a whip. No, it's because she's from South America, and apparently all South American women are as combustible, attractive, sultry, full-figured, and inspired as Sofia, and that's apparently why Ryan Gosling is wasting his time with Eva Mendes. It's because there...
Charlize Theron has seen Michael Fassbender's penis. [The Superficial]
Oprah's firing everyone. [TMZ]
I still can't believe Steve Urkel is on Dancing With the Stars. [Starpulse]
Kate Beckinsale is embarrassing. [The Frisky]
I cannot believe this woman had two kids. [Lainey Gossip]
Richard Gere thinks Julia Roberts is silly. [Cele|bitchy]
Reese Witherspoon vs. ... everyone? [theBERRY]
J Woww's boobs are morphing. [The Superficial]
Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco. [IDLYITW]
Kanye West won't have you criticizi...
"I don't necessarily think of myself like the handsome guy. That's reserved for Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds and those guys. It's certainly nice when people say nice things about you, don't get me wrong. I guess I never really thought of myself that way. I just wanted to be a regular person and try to portray parts as varied as I could."
- Jon Hamm breaks his streak of saying wonderful words by being too modest for his own good.
First of all, Jon Hamm, shhhh. You're beautiful and perfect, a...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
"Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are condit...
Some of you guys didn't seem all that excited about the possibility of an Amanda Seyfried-Josh Hartnett romantic pairing, and I just didn't get that. I love Amanda, and I think Josh is still pretty hot after all these years (and after other, longer-lasting heartthrobs have come and gone), and hearing that the two were probably boning on the regular really made my heart go pitty-pat. And while, like I said, I don't love them like I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel (who I haven't heard squadoosh about ...
That photo of Adele is from about four years ago, back when she was just 19 years old*. That means the photo was taken just a year after Adele decided that her youth, her friends, and her 18th birthday party were more important than signing a record deal:
Adele reportedly refused to sign a record deal because she was too busy planning her birthday party. The 'Someone Like You' singer wanted to celebrate her 18th birthday with a bash to remember and refused to let the offer of a contract get i...
Ok, here's a rundown real quick, just in case you're new: I can't stand Lady Gaga. I hate pretty much everything she does. She gets on my last nerve. I waste a lot of time just wishing that she'd go away, or at least just stop being so ridiculous for a minute.
And now here's the good news, ready? You might want to brace yourself, because it's really, truly excellent news. See, Lady Gaga did an interview with Oprah, and she made a big statement:
“I have a couple of things that I do. The newest...
I know, I gagged a little writing that headline, so I can imagine how it must feel to have that bomb dropped on you with no prior warning.
MTV reports that the entire cast of Jersey Shore is returning for a sixth season (... I know, what the hell, right?), and that 'entire cast' thing includes the pregnant Nicole Polizzi. When asked about the whole pregnancy thing, MTV had this to say:
“Being a baby mama doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun in the sun. While things will definitely be a little ...
So hey, here's another film about the Beat Generation - Kill Your Darlings, a movie about ... well, IMDB says it best as always:
A murder in 1944 draws together the great poets of the beat generation: Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs.
Is this going to be a thing, now? Movies about Jack Kerouac and the Beat Generation and all of that business in between? Some of you guys MISREAD MY POST and REAMED MY ASS over the last thing I wrote about the Beat Generation films, but hey....
Or maggots on rotten hunks of raw meat. You know.
At least, they will be for that above photo. I'm assuming there are other ways to help soothe a busted face, though applying scads of dead cow is probably the most notorious way. Yeah, that photo above was for the latest edition of Complex magazine, which depicted Justin having the snot beat out of him, and what a concept! This is something I've only envisioned in my most violent of celebrity-related dreams, which occur more and more frequentl...
"I don’t think they were careless. I think they were accurate. It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility. And it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what is and here we are ... There are a lot of channels on the dials and those channels need to be filled up with things … It’s different strokes for different folks."
I so love this. SO SO SO.
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