I guess I don't need to tell you guys how strongly we feel about Jennifer Lawrence around here. I mean, it's pretty evident in the way we talk about her and the cataclysmically-awesome way that she portrays a character in both a book and a movie that neither Emily nor I have even read and seen (though Emily spoiled the "us" thing by telling us just last night that she did finish the first book, dammit), so it's no wonder why I'm not really giving you a choice with today's "Love It or Leave It." It's a given.
This is what J Lawrence wor...
I realize that there is only a small handful of you guys who are super, super excited about the film adaptation of the musical version of Les Miserables. I know that. And that's ok. Musicals are not for everyone, and even if they were, musicals like Les Mis are certainly not for everyone. But they are and this is definitely for a few of us. And those few can rejoice, because we have the first photos taken from the set!
The photos feature Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, but there's also one...
Ok, we've got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there's been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with her. It's a story because Voodoo, who sounds like a super classy dude, did an interview where he said "ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs." It's gross, it's not entirely unbelievable, but with everything that's been going on with Lindsay lately, ...
Stop waving, Richard. Everyone's mad at you.
Rightfully so, though. Richard Gere recently opened his stupid mouth to talk some trash about what is, without a doubt, the best Richard Gere movie in existence. I don't really have to tell you what it is, do I? Nobody's thinking "gee, what could he possibly have to say about Shall We Dance?" But fine, I'll tell you anyway.
Pretty Woman. Richard Gere has something to say about Pretty Woman that isn't "thank you, film, for being the ...
From TMZ:
"The Situation" is in rehab for substance abuse ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ the "Jersey Shore" star -- aka Mike Sorrentino -- has checked into an inpatient treatment program.
A rep for the Situation says he "has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
Like most of the 'JS' crew ... Sorrentino's been on a non-stop party train since the show debuted on MTV 2 ye...
Come on, let's really think about this. What things could Kristen Stewart possibly have to be afraid of? Storms, maybe? I don't know, bad storms scare the hell out of me, but Kristen doesn't strike me as that type. Losing Robert Pattinson? No, that's never going to happen. Showing emotion? We might be on to something with that one.
But no. Kristen Stewart has stepped up to tell us that one of the things she's really afraid of is horses. Really, horses.
From People:
"I got to j...
But listen, just because I said she was too beautiful for words doesn't mean that I don't have any words to say at all, all right? Because I do. I have tons and tons of words.
See, Jennifer Lawrence has been doing quite a few interviews lately, doing promotion for Hunger Games and all, and I think my crush on her is going to be unparalleled (Adele doesn't count). You think I go on too much about Emma Stone? You get sick of hearing me lust after Evan Rachel Wood? Well, settle in, because s...
Here's a few guesses to send you on your way:
- His brother is a douchebag.
- He's a co-star of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in the upcoming 21 Jump Street, and he was also in Superbad, Milk (as 'Telephone Tree #5), and Fright Night, among others.
- He's got a douchey older brother.
- If you were a fan of Scrubs, then you probably recognized him right off the bat, you rascal.
- Did I happen to mention that his brother is a douchebag? Because his brother's a douchebag.
Ju...
Lindsay Lohan is paying porn stars to have sex with her. [The Superficial]
Rihanna's got a new tattoo. [Bitten and Bound]
Does Lucy Liu have a new man? [Starpulse]
The Jonas Brothers: coming to a reality show near you. [Hollywood PQ]
Courtney Stodden still believes in America. [The Superficial]
Halle Berry is taking her resident craziness to Paris. [Socialite Life]
She does not smell. [Celebslam]
Issues being naked? [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry disses Beyonce and Shakira. [OMGB...
“Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Har har har, says the lady that gave birth only four weeks ago and is still sitting here in a damn robe and nightie (ooh! and slippers!) even though it's almost four o'clock in the damn afternoon. I know I shouldn't be using the pregnant Jess Simpson as fodder to wax comical over, but there're limited topics that I can talk about today that don't have to do with Coco's NSFW Gigantor-boo...
Or am I the only one, my many facets considered a triune of ... you know what? What-the-f-ck ever - I like these damn movies, and even though my twenty-one year-old self would be slapping the shit out of my twenty-eight year-old self, there are just some things that you can't change and guys? This is one of them. Mark it on your calendars. Commemorate it in a scrap book. But you've got to tell me: are there any other Twilight fans out there who are excited about this business? Because if I feel like I'm the only one, well, then I'm going to have to start posting Breaking Dawn Part II stuff like it's my damn job.
One girl I know I can count on to sate her Twilight thirst along with me? This one.
The best part of the video? Her main YouTube page, where it says in the description, "Holy mother of melty shitbags." Can I borrow that? Use it? Market it, maybe? I love random outbursts of profanity, and while I thought that one I came out with a few years ago while driving down the highway and some schmoe in a fancy Aston Martin blew past me and almost tossed me and my nine-year-old car off the road was the ultimate ("SHITBAG BALLSUCKER!"), this'll do just fine, my friends. Just fine. />
Or am I the only one, my many facets considered a triune of ... you know what? What-the-f-ck ever - I like these damn movies, and even though my twenty-one year-old self would be slapping the shit out of my twenty-eight year-old self, there are just some things that you can't change and guys? This is one of them. Mark it on your calendars. Commemorate it in a scrap book. But you've got to tell me: are there any other Twilight fans out there who are excited about this business? Because if I feel lik...
If it's a day ending in 'y', there's a celebrity nipslip out there, but guys, I'm not even sure Coco and all of her tittiness can be constituted as a "celebrity nipslip" anymore, because not only are these things less "slipped" and more "unraveled," the "celebrity nipslip" term implies that the act was an accident and not, you know, exposing yourself to the public for the sake of exposing yourself to the public.
Yes, Coco was photographed with husband Ice T at some club earlier in the week, an...
I guess I don't need to tell you guys how strongly we feel about Jennifer Lawrence around here. I mean, it's pretty evident in the way we talk about her and the cataclysmically-awesome way that she portrays a character in both a book and a movie that neither Emily nor I have even read and seen (though Emily spoiled the "us" thing by telling us just last night that she did finish the first book, dammit), so it's no wonder why I'm not really giving you a choice with today's "Love It or Leave It." It's a given.
This is what J Lawrence wor...
I realize that there is only a small handful of you guys who are super, super excited about the film adaptation of the musical version of Les Miserables. I know that. And that's ok. Musicals are not for everyone, and even if they were, musicals like Les Mis are certainly not for everyone. But they are and this is definitely for a few of us. And those few can rejoice, because we have the first photos taken from the set!
The photos feature Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, but there's also one...
Ok, we've got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there's been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with her. It's a story because Voodoo, who sounds like a super classy dude, did an interview where he said "ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs." It's gross, it's not entirely unbelievable, but with everything that's been going on with Lindsay lately, ...
Stop waving, Richard. Everyone's mad at you.
Rightfully so, though. Richard Gere recently opened his stupid mouth to talk some trash about what is, without a doubt, the best Richard Gere movie in existence. I don't really have to tell you what it is, do I? Nobody's thinking "gee, what could he possibly have to say about Shall We Dance?" But fine, I'll tell you anyway.
Pretty Woman. Richard Gere has something to say about Pretty Woman that isn't "thank you, film, for being the ...
From TMZ:
"The Situation" is in rehab for substance abuse ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ the "Jersey Shore" star -- aka Mike Sorrentino -- has checked into an inpatient treatment program.
A rep for the Situation says he "has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
Like most of the 'JS' crew ... Sorrentino's been on a non-stop party train since the show debuted on MTV 2 ye...
Come on, let's really think about this. What things could Kristen Stewart possibly have to be afraid of? Storms, maybe? I don't know, bad storms scare the hell out of me, but Kristen doesn't strike me as that type. Losing Robert Pattinson? No, that's never going to happen. Showing emotion? We might be on to something with that one.
But no. Kristen Stewart has stepped up to tell us that one of the things she's really afraid of is horses. Really, horses.
From People:
"I got to j...
But listen, just because I said she was too beautiful for words doesn't mean that I don't have any words to say at all, all right? Because I do. I have tons and tons of words.
See, Jennifer Lawrence has been doing quite a few interviews lately, doing promotion for Hunger Games and all, and I think my crush on her is going to be unparalleled (Adele doesn't count). You think I go on too much about Emma Stone? You get sick of hearing me lust after Evan Rachel Wood? Well, settle in, because s...
Here's a few guesses to send you on your way:
- His brother is a douchebag.
- He's a co-star of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in the upcoming 21 Jump Street, and he was also in Superbad, Milk (as 'Telephone Tree #5), and Fright Night, among others.
- He's got a douchey older brother.
- If you were a fan of Scrubs, then you probably recognized him right off the bat, you rascal.
- Did I happen to mention that his brother is a douchebag? Because his brother's a douchebag.
Ju...
Lindsay Lohan is paying porn stars to have sex with her. [The Superficial]
Rihanna's got a new tattoo. [Bitten and Bound]
Does Lucy Liu have a new man? [Starpulse]
The Jonas Brothers: coming to a reality show near you. [Hollywood PQ]
Courtney Stodden still believes in America. [The Superficial]
Halle Berry is taking her resident craziness to Paris. [Socialite Life]
She does not smell. [Celebslam]
Issues being naked? [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry disses Beyonce and Shakira. [OMGB...
“Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Har har har, says the lady that gave birth only four weeks ago and is still sitting here in a damn robe and nightie (ooh! and slippers!) even though it's almost four o'clock in the damn afternoon. I know I shouldn't be using the pregnant Jess Simpson as fodder to wax comical over, but there're limited topics that I can talk about today that don't have to do with Coco's NSFW Gigantor-boo...
If it's a day ending in 'y', there's a celebrity nipslip out there, but guys, I'm not even sure Coco and all of her tittiness can be constituted as a "celebrity nipslip" anymore, because not only are these things less "slipped" and more "unraveled," the "celebrity nipslip" term implies that the act was an accident and not, you know, exposing yourself to the public for the sake of exposing yourself to the public.
Yes, Coco was photographed with husband Ice T at some club earlier in the week, an...