No joke, I almost put a frowny face at the end of that headline. You were about to read about how Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots :(, all right? That's how strongly I feel about this.
Ok, Miley, listen. I know you're a busy girl. I know you have really important things to do like smoke lots of weed and talk about stars. I respect that. But would it really have been so hard for you to park in a spot that wasn't designated for handicapped people? I mean, you parked here to go to you...
Oh! I'm sorry, did I say "maybe" worse off than before? Dammit. I meant "definitely" worse off than before. My bad!
Anyway. My God. Did you even look at these pictures? Not yet, because you're reading the commentary? Normally I'd be OK with that, obviously, but this time you need to stop - right now, seriously ... well, wait, no, not 'til I finish this thought - and look at the recent photos of Deena, because shit's definitely hit the fan. Thought you knew.
But hey, thanks. Thanks for ...
From People:
Reese Witherspoon turns 36 on Thursday, but she's already received the gift she'd long hoped for: a new baby is on the way!
After weeks of speculation – whipped up after the actress sported a series of loose, bump-concealing frocks – several Witherspoon pals confirm that yes, the Oscar winner and her husband of almost one year, Hollywood talent agent Jim Toth, are expecting their first child together.
"They are both thrilled," a friend tells PEOPLE.
Already a mom ...
Yesterday, we learned that The Situation is currently in rehab for unknown reasons (and by "unknown reasons," I mean that we had too many reasons to choose from). After that announcement came out, his rep came forward to say that he was "at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule." Now we know that he actually is in rehab for substance abuse, because The Situation himself was kind enough to put an end to all this runaround and give ...
Again, from Radar Online:
Casey Anthony is embracing religion, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the notorious 'Tot Mom' is getting baptized.
According to an insider, Anthony, 26, wanted to do something to signify a new beginning in her life.
"Casey has planned to get baptized sometime this month," an insider exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
"She figured getting baptized would be the best way start this new chapter in her life. It's a new beginning."
The best part of ...
Didn't you hear? In Touch has all of the details, all of which are pretty ostentatious and semi-unbelievable, but hey. It's a story about Johnny Depp and I'm RUNNING WITH IT.
Ahem. As you know, Johnny Depp and his long-term, live-in girlfriend Vanessa Paradis (someone who's way, way more famous than all of the Olsens put together, really, and that's saying a lot) have been having domestic issues, and even though they were together for fourteen years and have two children together, sources are s...
Sorry, Miley, excessive gum tissue doesn't constitute a handicap. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama are officially on, and there's gory, gory details. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Hendricks reveals 'Mad Men' spoilers, but we really just want to see her tits again. [Starpulse]
Does Gwyneth Paltrow hate Kate Moss, too? [Lainey Gossip]
Thank God, Aaron Carter got fat. [Seriously OMG]
Tim Tebow is going to be a Jet, now. [Socialite Life]
Jason Russell's meltdown expla...
From Radar Online:
Ray J is sitting on “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” starring he and the late Whitney Houston, [says] an insider ...
The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”
The insider said the younger brother of singer Brandy has “been ...
Sometimes, guys, it's like lightning strikes. Just yesterday I posted a 'Guess the Celebrity!' who turned out to be Dave Franco, James Franco's younger brother. And as always, you guys did not disappoint, and a reader-turned-friend made me hip to the fabulousness that is the video above.
The FOD features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, or as some of you might know him, McLovin'. And it's unbelievable. And I found myself pretty attentive in the first few seconds where it just appeared to be Dave Franco, giving a monologue about how hot you are. Pretty. damned. attentive.
Anyway, I don't know *how old it is, don't know how irrelevant it is, the video's funny as hell, and if you don't at least crack a smile during the whole thing (which, girl, I know you are not watching or listening to at work without a good set of earphones), then you're probably dead. In which case, you should have somebody refresh your browser for you, because you're *really* f-cking up our visit length statistics. How long have you been here?
*OK, it's like, a year old. It's old. But that isn't going to stop me from sharing, folks. It's way too good for it not to have a place in perpetuity here on Evil Beet. I'm really sorry for being so tardy to the party. />You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco
Sometimes, guys, it's like lightning strikes. Just yesterday I posted a 'Guess the Celebrity!' who turned out to be Dave Franco, James Franco's younger brother. And as always, you guys did not disappoint, and a reader-turned-friend made me hip to the fabulousness that is the video above.
The FOD features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, or as some of you might know him, McLovin'. And it's unbelievable. An...
Hey Madonna! Your muddled fake accents still suck!
Also, your video is way unimpressive, lady. Or, oh! Sorry. "Girl." I'm assuming it's you that you're talking about when you say "Girl" gone wild, because let's be honest: isn't it always about you?
This is the video for Madonna's latest single, 'Girl Gone Wild', and it features all of the staples of a traditional Madge video: black and white footage that I suppose is intended to be classic and artsy, half-naked men doing sexually provocative things, Madonna herself grinding on [fill in the blank - in this case it happens to be some wall], and the idea that she's the master of disaster when it comes to dominating everyone in her life. FIERCE, BABY, FIERCE.
I guess if you're a die-hard Madonna fan, you'll probably be all over both the song and the video, but as an objective observer, I think it's sub-par at best, performed by a self-obsessed twit who has a serious aging complex, but I've been wrong before. Just like I was wrong about that there "objective observer" thing. Anyway. Honest-to-goodness, I unintentionally tuned out for the last forty seconds or so of the video (my whites were coming out of the washer), so please - if I missed anything seriously critical, do let me know. I've got this sneaking suspicion that I didn't, though, and I'm pretty glad laundry won out in the end. />
Hey Madonna! Your muddled fake accents still suck!
Also, your video is way unimpressive, lady. Or, oh! Sorry. "Girl." I'm assuming it's you that you're talking about when you say "Girl" gone wild, because let's be honest: isn't it always about you?
This is the video for Madonna's latest single, 'Girl Gone Wild', and it features all of the staples of a traditional Madge video: black and white footage that I suppose is intended to be classic and artsy, half-naked men doing sexually provocat...
Even those across the pond hate Kim Kardashian. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be. The UK is the land of good manners, tea, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Do you honestly think they'd stand for BS like Kim Kardashian and her royally f-cked up existence? Come on now.
Yup, Jason Statham (or the Transporter; or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's dude) is the most recent in a string of actual celebrities who are throwing Kim and her over-inflated ... well, everything, under the bus. Statham was asked if he thought of himself as a 'bran...
Told you Reese Witherspoon is pregnant. [The Superficial]
The Hunger Games movie review. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Beyonce going to respond to Katy Perry's bashing? [Bossip]
Kiss and Motley Crue - together for the summer. [Starpulse]
The Situation was going through withdrawal symptoms on the set. [TMZ]
Lana Del Rey's new single blows, right? [The Blemish]
More amazing celebrity Photoshop fails. [theBERRY]
What Presidential candidate frontrunner hates Robert DeNiro? [Huff Po]
G...
No joke, I almost put a frowny face at the end of that headline. You were about to read about how Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots :(, all right? That's how strongly I feel about this.
Ok, Miley, listen. I know you're a busy girl. I know you have really important things to do like smoke lots of weed and talk about stars. I respect that. But would it really have been so hard for you to park in a spot that wasn't designated for handicapped people? I mean, you parked here to go to you...
Oh! I'm sorry, did I say "maybe" worse off than before? Dammit. I meant "definitely" worse off than before. My bad!
Anyway. My God. Did you even look at these pictures? Not yet, because you're reading the commentary? Normally I'd be OK with that, obviously, but this time you need to stop - right now, seriously ... well, wait, no, not 'til I finish this thought - and look at the recent photos of Deena, because shit's definitely hit the fan. Thought you knew.
But hey, thanks. Thanks for ...
From People:
Reese Witherspoon turns 36 on Thursday, but she's already received the gift she'd long hoped for: a new baby is on the way!
After weeks of speculation – whipped up after the actress sported a series of loose, bump-concealing frocks – several Witherspoon pals confirm that yes, the Oscar winner and her husband of almost one year, Hollywood talent agent Jim Toth, are expecting their first child together.
"They are both thrilled," a friend tells PEOPLE.
Already a mom ...
Yesterday, we learned that The Situation is currently in rehab for unknown reasons (and by "unknown reasons," I mean that we had too many reasons to choose from). After that announcement came out, his rep came forward to say that he was "at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule." Now we know that he actually is in rehab for substance abuse, because The Situation himself was kind enough to put an end to all this runaround and give ...
Again, from Radar Online:
Casey Anthony is embracing religion, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the notorious 'Tot Mom' is getting baptized.
According to an insider, Anthony, 26, wanted to do something to signify a new beginning in her life.
"Casey has planned to get baptized sometime this month," an insider exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
"She figured getting baptized would be the best way start this new chapter in her life. It's a new beginning."
The best part of ...
Didn't you hear? In Touch has all of the details, all of which are pretty ostentatious and semi-unbelievable, but hey. It's a story about Johnny Depp and I'm RUNNING WITH IT.
Ahem. As you know, Johnny Depp and his long-term, live-in girlfriend Vanessa Paradis (someone who's way, way more famous than all of the Olsens put together, really, and that's saying a lot) have been having domestic issues, and even though they were together for fourteen years and have two children together, sources are s...
Sorry, Miley, excessive gum tissue doesn't constitute a handicap. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama are officially on, and there's gory, gory details. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Hendricks reveals 'Mad Men' spoilers, but we really just want to see her tits again. [Starpulse]
Does Gwyneth Paltrow hate Kate Moss, too? [Lainey Gossip]
Thank God, Aaron Carter got fat. [Seriously OMG]
Tim Tebow is going to be a Jet, now. [Socialite Life]
Jason Russell's meltdown expla...
From Radar Online:
Ray J is sitting on “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” starring he and the late Whitney Houston, [says] an insider ...
The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”
The insider said the younger brother of singer Brandy has “been ...
Even those across the pond hate Kim Kardashian. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be. The UK is the land of good manners, tea, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Do you honestly think they'd stand for BS like Kim Kardashian and her royally f-cked up existence? Come on now.
Yup, Jason Statham (or the Transporter; or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's dude) is the most recent in a string of actual celebrities who are throwing Kim and her over-inflated ... well, everything, under the bus. Statham was asked if he thought of himself as a 'bran...
Told you Reese Witherspoon is pregnant. [The Superficial]
The Hunger Games movie review. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Beyonce going to respond to Katy Perry's bashing? [Bossip]
Kiss and Motley Crue - together for the summer. [Starpulse]
The Situation was going through withdrawal symptoms on the set. [TMZ]
Lana Del Rey's new single blows, right? [The Blemish]
More amazing celebrity Photoshop fails. [theBERRY]
What Presidential candidate frontrunner hates Robert DeNiro? [Huff Po]
G...