I can’t believe these crazy-asses are still pulling this stuff, seriously. Guys, you don’t need to hide in the back of a damn car, covering your faces and acting like you hate the world. Oh, wait, that’s right. This is what you do, and you do it so well. In fact, you do it so well that you’ve practically made a second career out of it!
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were photographed leaving their friend’s concert, one Marcus Foster. And if you have no idea who he is, this should jog your memory – at least temporarily:
Not so awful, right? I remember mooning over this like crazy when it first came out, because – and I don’t care what you have to say, this is one of those instances where I’m going to say you’re wrong, wrong, wrong if you disagree – Kristen Stewart is absolutely beautiful. Seriously. Her in that video. My God. It almost gives me chills.
Anyway, yeah, these two are still together and still looking epically dirty. They’re both mad attractive and have fashion sense for days if you’re into the whole unintentionally-intentional grunge thing, but can you imagine the smell? It’s got to take a lot of work to look that unwashed, guys. It’s got to take a serious dedication to being oily and smelling like ears to really pull off that kind of authenticity. And they do it so, so well.
I think they just showered, didn’t fuss with blow dryers and stuff, put on comfy clothes and got high!
Rob’s as*..is FLAT
True. But he has some big birthing hips Such a weirdbody for aa man, even one who is out of shape. Keep covering-up with those baggy clothes, Rob. Please!