Someone Else is Slamming Kim Kardashian Now

Even those across the pond hate Kim Kardashian. Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be. The UK is the land of good manners, tea, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Do you honestly think they’d stand for BS like Kim Kardashian and her royally f-cked up existence? Come on now.

Yup, Jason Statham (or the Transporter; or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s dude) is the most recent in a string of actual celebrities who are throwing Kim and her over-inflated … well, everything, under the bus. Statham was asked if he thought of himself as a ‘brand’ in an interview with Details magazine, and this was his response:

“F-ck no. Why should I? … People see a guaranteed $30 million a film as a brand in need of management. F-ck ’em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.”

Because you all remember Jon Hamm’s recent statements about Kim and her blatantly manufactured life and his universal dislike for reality stars the world ’round, don’t you? If not, here’s a little reminder:

“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity … ”

Then there was Daniel Craig, another hot Brit who, in the past, also claimed that Kim Kardashian and her entire family is a big, stinking pile of regurgitated cud that’s just too nasty to swallow, said this, too:

“Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*king idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?”

And even as late as last year, celebrities were mocking Kim over the fact that she’s a useless skank who can do no more than lay on her back and look plastic-pretty for a living. Take my boy Jonah Hill for example. He kind of ushered in all of the celebrity Kardashian-bashing:

“That’s [the Kardashian success] all a joke. The truth of it is, I have friends who work in TV and the Kardashians get higher ratings than their TV shows. Shows that people actually work hard on—writing and creating and trying to tell their stories. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting.”

So with regard to Statham’s recent statements, what’s your defense going to be to this one, Kim? “Oh, he just wants to hit this?” Will that be it? Because oddly enough, there might be a grain of truth to that statement. Just not in the way you might be thinking, girl. It’s not just women who hate you because they’re “jealous” – looks like this time around it’s all men figuratively (oh, and literally) taking a piss on Kim. Rather thought-provoking if you ask me.

Normally I’d come to the defense of a person who was under such fire and scrutiny and criticism from, you know, everyone, because it’s got to suck when everyone hates you, but this time? Well. I think I’d rather just kick my heels up and watch the beautiful f-ckery unfold. Because it inevitably will. I mean, have you ever seen such public dislike aimed toward a particular celebrity who didn’t repeatedly break the law, beat a significant other, sodomize kids, or kill somebody? No? Me either.