Hey Madonna! Your muddled fake accents still suck!
Also, your video is way unimpressive, lady. Or, oh! Sorry. “Girl.” I’m assuming it’s you that you’re talking about when you say “Girl” gone wild, because let’s be honest: isn’t it always about you?
This is the video for Madonna’s latest single, ‘Girl Gone Wild’, and it features all of the staples of a traditional Madge video: black and white footage that I suppose is intended to be classic and artsy, half-naked men doing sexually provocative things, Madonna herself grinding on [fill in the blank – in this case it happens to be some wall], and the idea that she’s the master of disaster when it comes to dominating everyone in her life. FIERCE, BABY, FIERCE.
I guess if you’re a die-hard Madonna fan, you’ll probably be all over both the song and the video, but as an objective observer, I think it’s sub-par at best, performed by a self-obsessed twit who has a serious aging complex, but I’ve been wrong before. Just like I was wrong about that there “objective observer” thing. Anyway. Honest-to-goodness, I unintentionally tuned out for the last forty seconds or so of the video (my whites were coming out of the washer), so please – if I missed anything seriously critical, do let me know. I’ve got this sneaking suspicion that I didn’t, though, and I’m pretty glad laundry won out in the end.
AMEN!
Ugh. She’s turned into a Courtney Stodden wannabe.
Ewww, nasty! The wall asked to be repainted after the video shoot!
No way. The song makes me want to dance. The beat is awesome, her voice is hypnotic, she will go down in history as the most successful female artist of the century, she looks incredible for her age because she takes good care of her body and respects her body as a temple. With all the fat diabetic slobs who age much faster she sets a great example for others. Now I like Gaga too but Gagas music is a little reductive and Stephanie really isn’t that hot. Madonna lifts people up in a world full of crap. So quit tryin to drag her down and change the channel. You don’t have to piss on someone people respect and admire. She’s too awesome for you to ever phase.
No just no give it up old as fuck dryed up old bitch
Madonna is no longer the best or hottest performer she’s the worst live performer all she does is lipsynch a concert