Bam! Because here it is. BAM!
Doesn’t girlfriend look great? And isn’t she just going to be the most darling mom? Jess covers the April issue of Elle magazine, and she really dropped a bunch of quote gems on their readers. You ready for a few?
Jess on determining her little girl’s fashion choices down the road:
“I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! … Eric is so athletic – we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping, ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”
And then Jess on the name decision:
“[It’s] nontraditional. We’re sure on the name. It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”
Oh dear. It’s not going to be, like, Daisy Duke or anything, right? Because while, yeah, we’d all know why (God, wasn’t Jess so smoking hot in her DD days?), it doesn’t really seem like an appropriate name for a little girl. OK? Can that just be said already? I’m willing to support just about any name that Jessica Simpson and her fiance could come up with, but Daisy Duke is just not on that list.
Jess on forgetting all of the tabloid troubles she’s had in the past:
“I’m still standin’. I grew up very strong! You know, my father used to be an adolescent therapist. I remember sitting at his office, watching the girls walkin’ in and out. Kids doin’ coke at 16 … heroin. Pregnant at 14. I could see what I didn’t want to be.”
And finally, Jess on how her body told her that she was pregnant:
“We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out … do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?”
Seriously, though, all joking aside: won’t it be so much fun to see how Jess’s daughter’s going to turn out? I know I’m excited. I just hope she doesn’t give her advice on maternity clothes if and when she decides to have children of her own. Some mistakes just aren’t worth repeating no matter how innocent they are in the beginning.
Been there, done that with Demi Moore a hundred years ago — can’t photographers/editors try to at least come up with a different angle?? does it have to be exactly the same pose – BORING…
No! No! and again NO!!! She’ pregnant, but not married
Why does the world need to see this? This should be between only her and the father. SMH
Sounds like you could do with a good “vagazzling”
I think she looks amazing.
I bet these pictures were taken when she was 2 months along…either that or Photoshop went into hyper-drive
hey for bein pregnant she looks pretty damn hotttt to me!1
I’m not on board with the whole desire-to-see-pregnant-celebs-naked thing. How does being pregnant make it okay to do nude covers all the sudden? I really don’t want to see this on a casual check-out line magazine cover.
I find it hard to work up the energy to give a crap about my own friend’s pregnancies and kids, what makes these overprivileged strangers think anyone gives a crap about theirs?
^^ Agreed!!!!
Enough already! She needs to take a rest and enjoy some quiet time before her infant arrives. Demi’s baby bump was much smaller and compact. Jessica has my sympathy because I became huge like that and I certainly didn’t consider it fun.
Sorry and I might get crap for writing this but pregnancy is not a good look!
i think Jessica is beautiful pregnant or not, thin is not in anymore!!! It is all about the curves as long as your not sloppy fat and jiggling all over than don’t be AFRAID to have some meat on your bones. My man loves me the way I am and proudly weigh 140 and I have just the right amount of curves just not lucky enough to have a round butt. Regardless Jess I think your gonna be a great mom and you will bounce back to the banging body you had in The Dukes when it is time for that to happen enjoy being a mom there is nothing in the world like it I have three beautiful girls and they are the most precious thing to me in the world and I am very blessed to have them as a part of my life. They might have done some damage to my 26 yr old body but, they were all worth it. I wouldn’t change having themfor the world ,just wish i could afford a tummy tuck and i would be even happier. GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS!! Seneca,my girls: Haley Lashea, Emma Grace, and My one year baby Kiarra Dawn KNOCK EM DEAD JESSICA YOU GOT THIS ALL DAY ENJOY YOUR PREGNANT BODY YOU WILL MISS ALL THOSE FEELINGS YOU FEEL WHEN THEY ARE INSIDE YOU THATS SPECIAL NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER KNOE WHAT YOUR FEELING INSIDE YOUR TUMMY IT THATS PRECIOUS BABY GIVING YOU ALL KINDS OF LOVE!!!!!
she looks amazing…wouldn’t it be so nice to look this good when we are 8 months pregnant..I know I didn’t!
Nothing wrong with taking pics naked etc pregnancy is beautiful BUT why not keep it private, don’t talk about how you want sex sex sex over and over. Pg women have horny hormones you ain’t first Jess. Ugh she is sickening.
and is she 8 months? I heard barely 6/7 when she did the shoot.