You know, every time I try to type 'Casper', it comes out 'caper'. And then I'm reminded of delicious Chicken Piccata, and I want to eat. So I suppose by virtue, Casper Smart has really got one of those trigger names that make people think of different things. I know that he makes some people think of, you know, gold-mining, and he makes other people think of barely-post-pubescent young men, and ... oh, wait. No, that's all just me. Right.
Anyway, here's some exclusive photos from Rio where Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart vacationed this past weekend fo...
I know, I know; we need to stop riding the Beyonce Baby Train someday, but guys, today is just not the day, OK?
I happened across some photos that were taken just last night, at the New Jersey Nets basketball game, where Jay and B were photographed in attendance looking ... well, looking like they don't have a newborn at home and like Beyonce never even heard of a little something called "Braxton-Hicks." (Ask her - trick question. Bet she gets it wrong.)
I mean, I'm glad you're still rock...
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The winner on last week’s Coco photo: VicVegas
"I never thought I would be the last one picked for a skank...
Why? Oh I don't know. Probably because this is what J Woww considers "deep thinking," because anytime she hears the words "deep," she automatically associates them with "deep-throating" and deep as in "knee-deep in crusty vadge."
In light of President's Day today (which pissed me off, because my bank was closed, therefore a check I deposited on Saturday did not clear because of it), J wrote up her very own "President I'd Like to F-ck" list. Here they are in no particular order (I guess):
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From Blind Gossip:
Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships ...
Which, I guess would make sense, because smoking up the beach in anything other than a bathing suit - aside from maybe nudity - would just be absurd, now, wouldn't it? I think it might be, but then again, I've been wrong about such things in the past.
Lea Michele and a friend were photographed taking it easy on the beach and looking pretty awesome doing it.
And? Here's some news for all (three) of you theater buffs out there - Lea Michele has not been approached (yet) for a role in the ...
The "Ish People Say" YouTube trend has finally exploded. Or imploded---I'm not sure which, actually. How can I tell? David Spade is all over it. David Spade. Is all over it.
Oh, also? Watch for Alison Brie (love her) and Tommy Lee. And Kevin Farley, who I did not recognize!
Lolololololololol at "I don't cry myself to sleep." The rest of these one-liners are a little too crass to list. (And by the way! Don't watch this at work!) />
The "Ish People Say" YouTube trend has finally exploded. Or imploded---I'm not sure which, actually. How can I tell? David Spade is all over it. David Spade. Is all over it.
Oh, also? Watch for Alison Brie (love her) and Tommy Lee. And Kevin Farley, who I did not recognize!
Lolololololololol at "I don't cry myself to sleep." The rest of these one-liners are a little too crass to list. (And by the way! Don't watch this at work!)...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart buy a mansion to live in. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston makes her man go tanning. [Lainey Gossip]
Michael Bay is like a child when he films Victoria's Secret models. [The Superficial]
Heidi Klum and Rihanna = BFFs? [theBERRY]
Mariah Carey is 'devastated' over Whitney Houston's death. [Socialite Life]
No one wants the Nate Dogg sex tape. [TMZ]
Justin Timberlake nails Bon Iver impersonation. [The Frisky]
Minnie Driver did not have sex with C...
I was a bit of a goth with purple hair and I was also part of the drama group, so my friends and I were all weird theatre people and everyone just hated us. There was a long corridor with lockers on either side and kids would sit on top of them and spit on you. It was like something out of Lord of the Flies.
---Christina Hendricks talks to The Mirror about feeling "ugly, awkward, and horrible" after moving to Virginia from Idaho.
And then there's this part, with which I super duper identi...
I'm so not going to lie: I cried through the first minute of this video, because this was my favorite song when I was four. Just ask my mom. She'll tell you how I used to spin around the room, all ungainly and non-rhythmic, bumping into the walls - much like the granny in this video. Funny thing is that I love this song just as much as I did twenty-five years ago and I'm just as ungainly and non-rhythmic as I was back then, too. It's good to know that, while some things are constantly changing, some things just ... don't.
You guys better enjoy all two minutes and ten seconds of this, because it's fabulous, and granny's heartfelt words about Whitney's performances are spot-on. />
I'm so not going to lie: I cried through the first minute of this video, because this was my favorite song when I was four. Just ask my mom. She'll tell you how I used to spin around the room, all ungainly and non-rhythmic, bumping into the walls - much like the granny in this video. Funny thing is that I love this song just as much as I did twenty-five years ago and I'm just as ungainly and non-rhythmic as I was back then, too. It's good to know that, while some things are constantly changing, some...
"I would like to thank Cissy and Dionne for the honour of being here. Everyone treating my wife and I so gracefully. The song 'I Will Always Love You' almost wasn’t. She was meant to sing 'What Becomes of the Broken Hearted'. So what becomes our broken hearts. For a moment we should dry our tears, suspend our sorrow and anger. Never forget that Cissy and Bobbi Kristina are sitting among us. Your mother and I had a lot in common [he said to Bobbi Kristina]. He’s a boy, she’s a girl. I’m wh...
Don't get me wrong - I love Zooey, and it's not because some of you think I have to love her, being that I write for her website, Hello Giggles, as well, you're wrong. I adore Zooey because I think she's cute and quirky and relatable, and I think there are two groups of people when it comes to loving Zooey - those who do, and those who, well ... don't. I'm among the ones who do, but this dress? Oh dear Lord. Don't even get me started.
See, I'm a big fan of plaid, despite the fact that everyone...
You know, every time I try to type 'Casper', it comes out 'caper'. And then I'm reminded of delicious Chicken Piccata, and I want to eat. So I suppose by virtue, Casper Smart has really got one of those trigger names that make people think of different things. I know that he makes some people think of, you know, gold-mining, and he makes other people think of barely-post-pubescent young men, and ... oh, wait. No, that's all just me. Right.
Anyway, here's some exclusive photos from Rio where Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart vacationed this past weekend fo...
I know, I know; we need to stop riding the Beyonce Baby Train someday, but guys, today is just not the day, OK?
I happened across some photos that were taken just last night, at the New Jersey Nets basketball game, where Jay and B were photographed in attendance looking ... well, looking like they don't have a newborn at home and like Beyonce never even heard of a little something called "Braxton-Hicks." (Ask her - trick question. Bet she gets it wrong.)
I mean, I'm glad you're still rock...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Coco photo: VicVegas
"I never thought I would be the last one picked for a skank...
Why? Oh I don't know. Probably because this is what J Woww considers "deep thinking," because anytime she hears the words "deep," she automatically associates them with "deep-throating" and deep as in "knee-deep in crusty vadge."
In light of President's Day today (which pissed me off, because my bank was closed, therefore a check I deposited on Saturday did not clear because of it), J wrote up her very own "President I'd Like to F-ck" list. Here they are in no particular order (I guess):
...
From Blind Gossip:
Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships ...
Which, I guess would make sense, because smoking up the beach in anything other than a bathing suit - aside from maybe nudity - would just be absurd, now, wouldn't it? I think it might be, but then again, I've been wrong about such things in the past.
Lea Michele and a friend were photographed taking it easy on the beach and looking pretty awesome doing it.
And? Here's some news for all (three) of you theater buffs out there - Lea Michele has not been approached (yet) for a role in the ...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart buy a mansion to live in. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston makes her man go tanning. [Lainey Gossip]
Michael Bay is like a child when he films Victoria's Secret models. [The Superficial]
Heidi Klum and Rihanna = BFFs? [theBERRY]
Mariah Carey is 'devastated' over Whitney Houston's death. [Socialite Life]
No one wants the Nate Dogg sex tape. [TMZ]
Justin Timberlake nails Bon Iver impersonation. [The Frisky]
Minnie Driver did not have sex with C...
I was a bit of a goth with purple hair and I was also part of the drama group, so my friends and I were all weird theatre people and everyone just hated us. There was a long corridor with lockers on either side and kids would sit on top of them and spit on you. It was like something out of Lord of the Flies.
---Christina Hendricks talks to The Mirror about feeling "ugly, awkward, and horrible" after moving to Virginia from Idaho.
And then there's this part, with which I super duper identi...
"I would like to thank Cissy and Dionne for the honour of being here. Everyone treating my wife and I so gracefully. The song 'I Will Always Love You' almost wasn’t. She was meant to sing 'What Becomes of the Broken Hearted'. So what becomes our broken hearts. For a moment we should dry our tears, suspend our sorrow and anger. Never forget that Cissy and Bobbi Kristina are sitting among us. Your mother and I had a lot in common [he said to Bobbi Kristina]. He’s a boy, she’s a girl. I’m wh...
Don't get me wrong - I love Zooey, and it's not because some of you think I have to love her, being that I write for her website, Hello Giggles, as well, you're wrong. I adore Zooey because I think she's cute and quirky and relatable, and I think there are two groups of people when it comes to loving Zooey - those who do, and those who, well ... don't. I'm among the ones who do, but this dress? Oh dear Lord. Don't even get me started.
See, I'm a big fan of plaid, despite the fact that everyone...