Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: Ashton Kutcher and Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fashion Ads

Photo: Ashton Kutcher and Alessandra Ambrosio pose for Colcci In my teenagerhood, I paid a lot more attention to print campaigns. Is that weird? But yeah, I'd tear out and keep any fashion spreads I liked and then pin them to my door. I feel like Versace was always really good (especially those latter-90s Courtney Love ads). But Ashton Kutcher? Hmm. I don't think I'm feeling it, sorry. The Huffington Post: The jokey "Two And A Half Men" star, who actually began his career as a model, has formed a close relationship with Colcci, the Brazilian fashion ...

Gerard Butler Is in Rehab Right Now

A photo of Gerard Butler Is that surprising to anyone else, the fact that Gerard Butler is currently in rehab? I can't tell really tell if I'm a little shocked because this really came out of nowhere, or if I'm a little shocked because every time I see any news about Gerard Butler, I immediately start wondering why everyone thinks he's so attractive, and I never end up actually reading the story. Unless, you know the headline is something real simple like "Gerard Butler In Rehab." Then I'll take a gander, obviously. ...

Quotables: Lindsay Lohan Is In the “Home Stretch”

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Ms. Lohan, you're in the home stretch. The probation officer is pleased with your progress. ---Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday, to Lindsay Lohan. Whoa, right? Huffpo: Lohan, 25, now has to work 14 days at the morgue and attend five therapy sessions before the judge ends her probation on a 2007 drunken driving case that has dogged Lohan for years. She is due back in court on March 29 for what could be her final court appearance if she stays out of trouble. The morgue! I'd totally forgo...

Who Wants to See Sinead O’Connor in Playboy?

A photo of Sinead O'Connor Hint: Sinead O'Connor wants to see Sinead O'Connor in Playboy. Specifically, she wants to see Sinead O'Connor in Playboy wearing nothing but a dog collar. It's even on her bucket list! From Starpulse: Sinead O'Connor is determined to strip off for a Playboy shoot before she dies because she was too "miserable" to shed her clothes when she was a young singer. The "Nothing Compares 2 U" hitmaker, 45, is eager to pose for a saucy spread in Hugh Hefner'smagazine in the future, and has an...

Are Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Pre-Engaged?

A photo of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Because, you know, that's a thing, being pre-engaged. It's when you're engaged to be engaged. It's sort of like how right now I'm planning on planning on buying a new car, or how I'm thinking about thinking about finally taking down the Christmas tree. It's the step you take before you take the step to get to the actual step. Get it? Anyway, that's apparently what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing right now, because Justin got Selena this beautiful ring for Valentine's Day: ...

Jennifer Aniston Talks About Friends And Also Her Hair

A photo of Jennifer Aniston How do you guys generally feel about Jennifer Aniston? From what I can tell, most people either really like her or really, really don't. Personally, I'm kind of indifferent. I think she can be silly sometimes, and I've definitely rolled my eyes at her more than a few times, but I don't have the same sort of animosity for her that I have for Gwyneth Paltrow or Lea Michele, not by a long shot. The only thing is that I absolutely hate Friends. I cannot stand that show, and I never could, and when it came on Nick at Nite, I drafted a really h...

Chris Brown Robbed Someone, Could Be Facing Jail Time

A photo of Chris Brown This is a really cute story, that is, if you happen to be one of those people who think Chris Brown is cute. If you are one of those people, then good for you! Your boy, Chris, is back up to his old tricks, breaking laws and not giving a damn! He's such a charming little rebel, isn't he? Precious! If you're not one of those people who think Chris Brown is cute, then congratulations, you probably have good taste. This story will probably cause you to do something between rolling your ...

Sinead O’Connor Admits She’s Bipolar, Says Her Marriage Is Fine

A photo of Sinead O'Connor I know that it's been almost a month since we last told you guys anything about Sinead O'Connor, and I'm sure you were all just on pins and needles. I know I was. There was a couple of months there, what with Sinead's strange marriage and subsequent breakups and make ups, her disturbing tweets, and ... well, actually, I think it was all about disturbed tweets, but for a while, Sinead tweeted without abandon, about anything and everything, and we grew accustomed to such easy access to her fascin...

Victoria Jackson: “I’m A Beginner Political Activist”

A photo of Victoria Jackson Ok, this news is just a little late, but you guys should know that I can never pass up a story about Victoria Jackson. That lady is just too crazy, and I eat up every bit of it, I really do. Everything that comes out of her mouth is just really fascinating garbage. Victoria Jackson is enchanting. There, I said it. Anyway, earlier this month, Victoria spoke at CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference, in D.C. Not surprisingly, she was a bright little ray of sunshine shining down in Washington, and, as always, she had some ...

Who Wants to See Adele’s New House?

A photo of Adele Because, uh, here are a whole bunch of pictures of Adele's new house. According to our photo agency, these are pictures of "the 10-bedroom mansion in the Southern English countryside that singer Adele is living in," and man, is it gorgeous. Seriously look at that ... everything. I mean, I like to look at fancy houses as much as anybody, but when I'm browsing through photos to show you guys, mostly I just see fancy houses somewhere in California. The English countryside, though? That's clear...

Let’s Get to Know Octavia Spencer!

A photo of Octavia Spencer Slowly but surely, Octavia Spencer has been working her way into my heart. I still haven't seen her big movie, but between her classy blogs on Facebook and the way she handles herself in interviews, I'm definitely a fan. I think she's good people, and I'm glad that she seems to be really making it big now. But all that doesn't change the fact that I don't really know all that much about her. And, not to discount you guys or anything, but I bet a lot of you don't know that much about her either. So let's read this interview sh...

Emma Watson: Still Completely Adorable

A photo of Emma Watson I know, I said that as if any of you thought for even a second that Emma Watson had lost any of her lovableness and preciousness since we last heard about her in January. Because, uh, news flash, she hasn't. She's still completely wonderful, and this time she proved it by giving an interview to The Independent. On makeup: "Make-up is actually something I've always really loved," she continues. "The hair and make-up department on the Potter films were the people who saw me first thing in the morning and last thing at...