On your marks - get set! - go! Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt are head to head in competition for saddest reality famewhore of ... um, I don't know. Just this post, I suppose. I know you guys are probably thinking, "Blasphemy! Sacrilege!" because I'm sort of slamming one of my favorite ladies (Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course), but really, I'm not. I'm merely being realistic.
Come on. These two ladies both look like they've been up all night - both for different reasons, naturally; I...
Are you seeing this? Or am I the only one losing my mind, thinking that January Jones looks ... well, quite a bit like she-of-the-glitter-orifices and scary oral sex photos?
But it's not! It's January Jones, and this is what she looked like for the 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party, and if I can be quite honest, the look is awful. Ke$ha's a pretty girl in her own right (and January Jones ... well, if you've been around this blog long enough, then you probably already know how I feel about this u...
You guys. I'm going to love this week. I am going to cherish it and hold it close to my heart for the rest of my days. And do you know why? Because this is the week that Lindsay Lohan is set to host Saturday Night Live. And that is a Big Deal, for obvious reasons (Lindsay's getting her life on track! Lindsay's acting again! Hooray! Hurrah!). But it's a Bigger Deal for a reason that you might not have heard yet. Do you want to hear about it? Yes. You do.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan...
I'm going to cut right to the chase and say that yes, Natalie Portman is indeed already married to Benjamin Millepied, that dude that knocked her up and asked her to marry him a while back. But why am I jumping to such bold conclusions? Because they're both wearing wedding rings. I really don't know what other proof I need to give.
From Us Weekly:
Natalie Portman made a resplendent return to the Academy Awards on Sunday one year after she triumphed with her Best Actress win for her searing performance in Black Swan.
Bac...
Well, this is embarrassing. According to this blind item, one of the ladies who was nominated for an award last night counted her eggs before they hatched, and then when none of her eggs actually hatched, she pulled that classic high school move of skipping off to the bathroom with your BFF to cry it out. What a Debbie Downer, huh?
From Blind Gossip:
It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when i...
Uh, note to Madonna? It's not 1986, you're not Gwen Stefani, and this song ... well quite honestly, it sort of sucks - much like your last new single, 'Give Me All Your Luvin'. Bad girl! Bad!
This is the lady's new single, 'Girl Gone Wild' (yes, 'Girl Gone Wild'). Here are some of the lyrics:
"I got that burnin' hot desire/ And no one can put out my fire/ It's coming right down through the wire/ Here it comes/ When I hear them 808 drums/ It's got me singing / Hey, ey, ey, ey/ Like a girl gone wild/ A good girl gone wild/ I'm like, hey, ey, ey, ey/ Like a girl gone wild/ A good girl gone wild ... The room is spinning/ It must be the Tanqueray/ I'm about to go astray/ My inhibition's gone away/ I feel like sinning/ You got me in the zone/ DJ play my favorite song/ Turn me on."
ZOMG, instant classic, right?
Thing is, Madonna's trying way to hard to sexualize herself and sell the package to everyone who doesn't care anymore. I don't want all of Madonna's 'luvin', and I'm not excited by the prospect of Madonna equating herself as a 'girl gone wild'. I also don't see the appeal of a fifty-some year-old woman singing about how gin's got her all wacked out on the dance floor. See, a woman (or a man) can be sexy as hell as they age, because age has got nothing to do with confidence, wisdom, magnetism, and all-around appeal. As far as I'm concerned, Madonna's missed the boat on all of those things except for confidence (and that's even questionable) for the past decade. Maybe if you'd stop trying so hard, Madge, people might take you more seriously. You've been in the business a long, long time. This should be second nature to you by now, girl.
Can we all be in agreement about this? Would that be OK? />
Uh, note to Madonna? It's not 1986, you're not Gwen Stefani, and this song ... well quite honestly, it sort of sucks - much like your last new single, 'Give Me All Your Luvin'. Bad girl! Bad!
This is the lady's new single, 'Girl Gone Wild' (yes, 'Girl Gone Wild'). Here are some of the lyrics:
"I got that burnin' hot desire/ And no one can put out my fire/ It's coming right down through the wire/ Here it comes/ When I hear them 808 drums/ It's got me singing / Hey, ey, ey, ey/ Like a girl gone wild/ A good girl gone wild/ I'm like, hey, ey, ey, ey/ Like a girl gone wild/ A good girl gone wild ... The room is spinning/ It must be the Tanqueray/ I'm about to go as...
Wait a second. Why was Miley even at the Oscars? That'd be like ... I don't know, LL Cool J at the ... Grammys? Oh. Oh. Never mind. I get you. Alright. And what's that? She may not have actually been AT the Oscars, just at Sir Elton John's viewing party? Makes total sense then, I guess.
Anyway. All preconceived notions aside, Miley (though there were tons and tons and tons of very unimpressive dresses in attendance at last night's awards - I know; I didn't watch, but I did check out the fashion...
Know who I love? Duh. Emma Watson! She's just so cute and sweet and ... well, frankly, getting pretty damned hot. Like, look at those legs. They go on for miles, and unlike the young Courtney Stodden, they LOOK post-pubescent and not-at-all pedophilish. It's good things all around with Emma Watson and her budding sexuality, and frankly, I just can't see her shacking up with a man who's three times her age just for the publicity. Nope, Emma's got class, and Courtney's just ... trash. Yes, young t...
Kate Winslet's big, amazing boobs. [The Superficial]
Jessica Chastain was crazy at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Wilde lost a bunch of weight. [Starpulse]
Grease Lightning! [theBERRY]
Ian Somerhalder definitely got plastic surgery. [Socialite Life]
RIP Jan Berenstain. [TMZ]
Gwyneth Paltrow is officially busted. [Cele|bitchy]
Sean Young was arrested post-Oscars for slapping a bitch. [Popbytes]
Ryan Seacrest got ashed. [Huff Po]
More 'Best' and 'Worst' of the red carpet. [Bitten and Bound]
The best accessories of the Academy ...
Both her rep and her stylist say 'no', but if you see the photo yourself (after the jump, and it's ... I don't know. I don't personally think it's NSFW, but then again, I work from home and pretty much anything goes here, you know?) you might say otherwise:
Jennifer Lopez did not have a wardrobe malfunction, despite buzz she showed a little too much skin while presenting at Sunday night's 84th annual Academy Awards.
Her stylist, Mariel Haenn, tells PEOPLE that Lopez's custom Zuhair Mur...
Wow. I'm off the grid for a whole four days, and LeAnn Rimes decides to go all buck-wild with that crazy cleavage of hers. I'm starting to think she rivals Audrina Patridge for the most Awkward Cleavage in Hollywood, and that's quite some feat, guys.
LeAnn here was photographed at some blah-blah-blah event this past weekend, where she wore this dress and rocked that cleavage. If you can use the word "rock," though I kind of think it's appropriate in its own way. Her two tits kind of look lik...
Hi! How have you guys been? Things been OK on the Evil Beet front here since I've been away? Looks to me like you guys were in some pretty good hands over the past few days, and I'm not surprised. Emily and Jenn are two pretty fabulous ladies, and I know how they feel about you guys.
Anyway, you're probably wondering why oh why we have anything but Academy Awards coverage today, and I'll let you in on a secret: it's because I didn't watch this year's Academy Awards, which were held last night....
On your marks - get set! - go! Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt are head to head in competition for saddest reality famewhore of ... um, I don't know. Just this post, I suppose. I know you guys are probably thinking, "Blasphemy! Sacrilege!" because I'm sort of slamming one of my favorite ladies (Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course), but really, I'm not. I'm merely being realistic.
Come on. These two ladies both look like they've been up all night - both for different reasons, naturally; I...
Are you seeing this? Or am I the only one losing my mind, thinking that January Jones looks ... well, quite a bit like she-of-the-glitter-orifices and scary oral sex photos?
But it's not! It's January Jones, and this is what she looked like for the 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party, and if I can be quite honest, the look is awful. Ke$ha's a pretty girl in her own right (and January Jones ... well, if you've been around this blog long enough, then you probably already know how I feel about this u...
You guys. I'm going to love this week. I am going to cherish it and hold it close to my heart for the rest of my days. And do you know why? Because this is the week that Lindsay Lohan is set to host Saturday Night Live. And that is a Big Deal, for obvious reasons (Lindsay's getting her life on track! Lindsay's acting again! Hooray! Hurrah!). But it's a Bigger Deal for a reason that you might not have heard yet. Do you want to hear about it? Yes. You do.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan...
I'm going to cut right to the chase and say that yes, Natalie Portman is indeed already married to Benjamin Millepied, that dude that knocked her up and asked her to marry him a while back. But why am I jumping to such bold conclusions? Because they're both wearing wedding rings. I really don't know what other proof I need to give.
From Us Weekly:
Natalie Portman made a resplendent return to the Academy Awards on Sunday one year after she triumphed with her Best Actress win for her searing performance in Black Swan.
Bac...
Well, this is embarrassing. According to this blind item, one of the ladies who was nominated for an award last night counted her eggs before they hatched, and then when none of her eggs actually hatched, she pulled that classic high school move of skipping off to the bathroom with your BFF to cry it out. What a Debbie Downer, huh?
From Blind Gossip:
It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when i...
Wait a second. Why was Miley even at the Oscars? That'd be like ... I don't know, LL Cool J at the ... Grammys? Oh. Oh. Never mind. I get you. Alright. And what's that? She may not have actually been AT the Oscars, just at Sir Elton John's viewing party? Makes total sense then, I guess.
Anyway. All preconceived notions aside, Miley (though there were tons and tons and tons of very unimpressive dresses in attendance at last night's awards - I know; I didn't watch, but I did check out the fashion...
Know who I love? Duh. Emma Watson! She's just so cute and sweet and ... well, frankly, getting pretty damned hot. Like, look at those legs. They go on for miles, and unlike the young Courtney Stodden, they LOOK post-pubescent and not-at-all pedophilish. It's good things all around with Emma Watson and her budding sexuality, and frankly, I just can't see her shacking up with a man who's three times her age just for the publicity. Nope, Emma's got class, and Courtney's just ... trash. Yes, young t...
Kate Winslet's big, amazing boobs. [The Superficial]
Jessica Chastain was crazy at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Wilde lost a bunch of weight. [Starpulse]
Grease Lightning! [theBERRY]
Ian Somerhalder definitely got plastic surgery. [Socialite Life]
RIP Jan Berenstain. [TMZ]
Gwyneth Paltrow is officially busted. [Cele|bitchy]
Sean Young was arrested post-Oscars for slapping a bitch. [Popbytes]
Ryan Seacrest got ashed. [Huff Po]
More 'Best' and 'Worst' of the red carpet. [Bitten and Bound]
The best accessories of the Academy ...
Both her rep and her stylist say 'no', but if you see the photo yourself (after the jump, and it's ... I don't know. I don't personally think it's NSFW, but then again, I work from home and pretty much anything goes here, you know?) you might say otherwise:
Jennifer Lopez did not have a wardrobe malfunction, despite buzz she showed a little too much skin while presenting at Sunday night's 84th annual Academy Awards.
Her stylist, Mariel Haenn, tells PEOPLE that Lopez's custom Zuhair Mur...
Wow. I'm off the grid for a whole four days, and LeAnn Rimes decides to go all buck-wild with that crazy cleavage of hers. I'm starting to think she rivals Audrina Patridge for the most Awkward Cleavage in Hollywood, and that's quite some feat, guys.
LeAnn here was photographed at some blah-blah-blah event this past weekend, where she wore this dress and rocked that cleavage. If you can use the word "rock," though I kind of think it's appropriate in its own way. Her two tits kind of look lik...
Hi! How have you guys been? Things been OK on the Evil Beet front here since I've been away? Looks to me like you guys were in some pretty good hands over the past few days, and I'm not surprised. Emily and Jenn are two pretty fabulous ladies, and I know how they feel about you guys.
Anyway, you're probably wondering why oh why we have anything but Academy Awards coverage today, and I'll let you in on a secret: it's because I didn't watch this year's Academy Awards, which were held last night....