Just to clarify, I'm not saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with soccer balls or basketballs or footballs, or even ping pong balls, though I'm sure that one's closer than those other ones (get it? Because I think Ke$ha's the kind of girl who would want to learn how to shoot ping pong balls out of her vagina). No, I'm saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with balls, as in testicles, because man, she sure goes on and on about them.
From Glamour:
On having balls: I know that I have balls. I have ...
Come on, of course you remember Jamie Lynn Spears! She was on Nickelodeon's shitty revamp of All That, and she also starred in Nickelodeon's Zoey 101. Another claim to fame is her taxing role as Britney Spears' sister. Sadly, her extensive Teen Nick appearances and paparazzi fights ended when she got knocked up at 16, and we haven't really heard all that much from her since.
UNTIL NOW! Jamie Lynn Spears just did an interview with Glamour, and I can't help but love every single second ...
Knowing you guys, as well as knowing everyone else who ever comments on the internet ever (I know a lot of people, obviously), you either hate this with everything in you or you're continuing to root this girl on. There's really no middle ground when it comes to Lana Del Rey, which is part of why I find her so interesting. If I say anything about her, half of you will comment on how terrible she is and the other half will swoop in to defend her. It's neat, is what I'm saying.
That's why I'm eager to hear what you have to say ab...
Man, I wish I had a baby. That child would have the best accessories. I'd spring for that BeDazzler down at the Salvation Army that I've had my eye on and I'd finally go pick up my sewing machine and my hot glue gun from my dad's. I'd get the biggest tube of Tacky Glue the Walmart has in stock, and I'd be sure to get every color of puffy paint I could find. I would go wild. My baby would have tie dyed cloth diapers and rhinestone covered onesies. There's even a solid chance that I would ...
Right? Right? Miley posted this photo to her Twitter account earlier today with the caption "Awkward family photos. @billyraycyrus always giving face!" and yeah, I know that's true, but Tish Cyrus, yes? Total hooch, isn't she? I realize the big, Aqua-Net hair and brown lipstick was A Thing back in 1990 or whatever, but come on. This is supposed to be a loving, heartfelt family photo, not a glamour shot for a hair salon magazine. What's she wearing underneath that black wool and fake-sherpa coa...
Honestly, isn't that the whole point of the commercials airing during the Super Bowl? Because people get excited about them, and the sponsors pay a shit ton of money to have them aired during prime time football? Why bother even watching the Super Bowl for the commercials if you could just head to You Tube, type in 'Super Bowl commercials 2012' and get a free pass to see them days early? No one's getting paid for that, you know, and because I see Elton John here stumping for Pepsi instead of seeing it during the football game, I'm much less likely to run out and buy a case of Pepsi. It's why these commercials ad during the Bowl: everyone gets caught up in the moment and buys soda products and Hondas and underwear. It's how it works.
Anyway, here's yet another "leaked" Super Bowl ad. It features Elton John as, I don't know, a miserable king that hoards all of the Pepsi for talented performers, and when this year's X-Factor winner, Melanie Amaro, belts out Aretha Franklin's 'Respect', the roles reverse, she hits a lever, Elton John goes through the floor and into the dungeon, and she commands Pepsi for everyone.
The best part of the video? When Sir Elton himself is discharged through the suck-chute and ends up sharing quarters with Flava Flav. That's probably the only redeeming factor of this whole commercial, boooyyyyeeee.
Am I the only one who kind of feels like Santa Claus isn't real all over again with these early Super Bowl ads? />
Honestly, isn't that the whole point of the commercials airing during the Super Bowl? Because people get excited about them, and the sponsors pay a shit ton of money to have them aired during prime time football? Why bother even watching the Super Bowl for the commercials if you could just head to You Tube, type in 'Super Bowl commercials 2012' and get a free pass to see them days early? No one's getting paid for that, you know, and because I see Elton John here stumping for Pepsi instead of se...
It seems sacrilegious to replace Freddie Mercury, but the band Queen has done exactly that.
When Mercury died, future American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert was all of ten years old. Today, it is announced, he is the new frontman for Queen.
Us Magazine:
The season eight American Idol winner [sic] confirmed to the U.K.'s Daily Star Thursday that he has been tapped to be the lead singer of Queen---the spot in which original member Freddie Mercury held until his untimely death in 1991.
...
I like Ricky Gervais, even though he constantly finds new uncharted ways to be obnoxious. Ah, here we are: last summer, I called him "affably irritating." I think that still fits.
His newest, Life's Too Short, premieres Sunday on HBO (I posted a great clip over here).
Anytime Gervais writes a column for the Huffington Post---admittedly, they're all timed to promote his latest project---I always take notice. His newest article, "On Fame," lends Hollywood some much-needed levity. It also goes far in explaining why he really gnas...
Bruce Willis told Demi Moore to go to rehab, she chose penis cake and whip-its. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore + Miley Cyrus = BFFs. [The Frisky]
Keira Knightley's sex faces. [The Blemish]
Kirsten Dunst and Garret Hedlund are still dating. [Socialite Life]
The Situation whipped out his dick and Snooki pissed on the floor. [Popbytes]
Because Bono needs more money. [Celebslam]
That's flattering, Kim Kardashian. [theBERRY]
Ryan Gosling On Demand? Yes please! [OMGBlog]
I've slept with more ...
This is bad, Madge. Just bad. It sounds like cheap video game music and are you singing with that stupid, affected British accent? Is that what I'm hearing?
As for you, Nicki Minaj and MIA, I get it. You want to be featured in an iconic legend's music video. And that's fine. Not many people can say they did that, and as far as furthering your career, I can honestly say I don't blame you. If I were in your shoes, I'd probably do the same thing, and that makes me no better than any of you. I bow in submission.
I don't know. Maybe I'm jaded because it seems like whenever Madonna opens her stupid mouth anymore, stupid things come out. And though that shouldn't surprise me, it still doesn't fail to leave me mildly appalled. Maybe it's because I don't personally think Madonna's done anything worthwhile since 'Ray of Light', and everything thereafter has been poisoned because it just doesn't stack up. Honestly, come on. What was better than this:
Honestly. "Oooh oooh oooh oooh - if I could melt your heart; oooh oooh oooh oooh - we'd never be apart." That's some good quality musical crap right there, folks. Even if she does kind of sound like Miss Piggy when she sings that song, it was one bad-ass song with one bad-ass video. This? This football game BS? Even if it's for the Super Bowl? It's overplayed. Ever hear of Gwen Stefani, Madge? 'Hollaback Girl'?
It's been done to death. Nada Surf? 'Popular'?
I rest my case. Let's get real, shall we? />
This is bad, Madge. Just bad. It sounds like cheap video game music and are you singing with that stupid, affected British accent? Is that what I'm hearing?
As for you, Nicki Minaj and MIA, I get it. You want to be featured in an iconic legend's music video. And that's fine. Not many people can say they did that, and as far as furthering your career, I can honestly say I don't blame you. If I were in your shoes, I'd probably do the same thing, and that makes me no better than any of you. I bow in submissio...
So, yeah. Wow. Demi Lovato looking hot all over the place for Tyler Shields. Didn't Lindsay Lohan do a Shields shoot right before - or after - rehab, too? I'm not saying that Demi was in rehab, but I'm not saying she wasn't, either. Her "Twitter break" fed enough speculation to last another few weeks or, you know, at least until Wilmer Valderrama breaks up with her again. Plus, she also kind of denied it on Twitter. Demi said, "Don't believe the hype.... All is well! SO stoked to head to Chile in a...
Remember how Daniel Radcliffe used to be this crazy, raging alcoholic who claimed that he'd not be able to attend any events unless he was wasted, and he'd spend hours and hours in his home drinking alone? He's talking about it again, and this time, letting out more details. More scary, make-me-sad details that also make me thankful that he's quit drinking and got himself a nice girlfriend and is doing movies that don't require tons of alcohol to get through.
Daniel claims that in his darkest da...
Just to clarify, I'm not saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with soccer balls or basketballs or footballs, or even ping pong balls, though I'm sure that one's closer than those other ones (get it? Because I think Ke$ha's the kind of girl who would want to learn how to shoot ping pong balls out of her vagina). No, I'm saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with balls, as in testicles, because man, she sure goes on and on about them.
From Glamour:
On having balls: I know that I have balls. I have ...
Come on, of course you remember Jamie Lynn Spears! She was on Nickelodeon's shitty revamp of All That, and she also starred in Nickelodeon's Zoey 101. Another claim to fame is her taxing role as Britney Spears' sister. Sadly, her extensive Teen Nick appearances and paparazzi fights ended when she got knocked up at 16, and we haven't really heard all that much from her since.
UNTIL NOW! Jamie Lynn Spears just did an interview with Glamour, and I can't help but love every single second ...
Knowing you guys, as well as knowing everyone else who ever comments on the internet ever (I know a lot of people, obviously), you either hate this with everything in you or you're continuing to root this girl on. There's really no middle ground when it comes to Lana Del Rey, which is part of why I find her so interesting. If I say anything about her, half of you will comment on how terrible she is and the other half will swoop in to defend her. It's neat, is what I'm saying.
That's why I'm eager to hear what you have to say ab...
Man, I wish I had a baby. That child would have the best accessories. I'd spring for that BeDazzler down at the Salvation Army that I've had my eye on and I'd finally go pick up my sewing machine and my hot glue gun from my dad's. I'd get the biggest tube of Tacky Glue the Walmart has in stock, and I'd be sure to get every color of puffy paint I could find. I would go wild. My baby would have tie dyed cloth diapers and rhinestone covered onesies. There's even a solid chance that I would ...
Right? Right? Miley posted this photo to her Twitter account earlier today with the caption "Awkward family photos. @billyraycyrus always giving face!" and yeah, I know that's true, but Tish Cyrus, yes? Total hooch, isn't she? I realize the big, Aqua-Net hair and brown lipstick was A Thing back in 1990 or whatever, but come on. This is supposed to be a loving, heartfelt family photo, not a glamour shot for a hair salon magazine. What's she wearing underneath that black wool and fake-sherpa coa...
It seems sacrilegious to replace Freddie Mercury, but the band Queen has done exactly that.
When Mercury died, future American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert was all of ten years old. Today, it is announced, he is the new frontman for Queen.
Us Magazine:
The season eight American Idol winner [sic] confirmed to the U.K.'s Daily Star Thursday that he has been tapped to be the lead singer of Queen---the spot in which original member Freddie Mercury held until his untimely death in 1991.
...
I like Ricky Gervais, even though he constantly finds new uncharted ways to be obnoxious. Ah, here we are: last summer, I called him "affably irritating." I think that still fits.
His newest, Life's Too Short, premieres Sunday on HBO (I posted a great clip over here).
Anytime Gervais writes a column for the Huffington Post---admittedly, they're all timed to promote his latest project---I always take notice. His newest article, "On Fame," lends Hollywood some much-needed levity. It also goes far in explaining why he really gnas...
Bruce Willis told Demi Moore to go to rehab, she chose penis cake and whip-its. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore + Miley Cyrus = BFFs. [The Frisky]
Keira Knightley's sex faces. [The Blemish]
Kirsten Dunst and Garret Hedlund are still dating. [Socialite Life]
The Situation whipped out his dick and Snooki pissed on the floor. [Popbytes]
Because Bono needs more money. [Celebslam]
That's flattering, Kim Kardashian. [theBERRY]
Ryan Gosling On Demand? Yes please! [OMGBlog]
I've slept with more ...
So, yeah. Wow. Demi Lovato looking hot all over the place for Tyler Shields. Didn't Lindsay Lohan do a Shields shoot right before - or after - rehab, too? I'm not saying that Demi was in rehab, but I'm not saying she wasn't, either. Her "Twitter break" fed enough speculation to last another few weeks or, you know, at least until Wilmer Valderrama breaks up with her again. Plus, she also kind of denied it on Twitter. Demi said, "Don't believe the hype.... All is well! SO stoked to head to Chile in a...
Remember how Daniel Radcliffe used to be this crazy, raging alcoholic who claimed that he'd not be able to attend any events unless he was wasted, and he'd spend hours and hours in his home drinking alone? He's talking about it again, and this time, letting out more details. More scary, make-me-sad details that also make me thankful that he's quit drinking and got himself a nice girlfriend and is doing movies that don't require tons of alcohol to get through.
Daniel claims that in his darkest da...