And you know what I'm disappointed about? The awful absence of awesome alliteration. Yeah, we got the typical double-entendre of "Ooh! I'm all wet!" but that kind of humor can't hold a candle to Courtney's candid and off-the-cuff conceptualization of connoted, clandestine cunnilingus. Oh, and also using the Lord's name to sexualize your dreams. Courtesy of Courtney's Twitter:
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4
I think that reads heart, C...
You know, even though I (generally) love Jennifer Love Hewitt with the intensity of a thousand suns, I just can't get behind this blonde look. And why do people say "Oh! She went blonde!" anyway, when it's apparent that there's still a bunch of dark hair mixed in there? Is the term "highlighting" or "frosting" passé these days?
Who knows.
The rest of the look, however, is a win. She's toned up a lot (no doubt for her role as Lolita Stripper on the new Lifetime series, The Client List) and I've prett...
Or, well, Robert Downey Jr. didn't have the baby, obviously. His wife did. Do I really need to spell that out for you? Probably not, but I wanted to just so you could get the image of Robert Downey Jr. giving birth in your head. If any dude could do it, it would be him, right? Awesome.
But yes, Robert Downey Jr. and his lovely wife are now the proud owners of a brand new baby boy! I bet he can't wait to take the little tyke home to meet the cats!
Here are all the adorable details...
Here's a little bit of background information, just in case you're not too knowledgeable on that lovely man pictured above. That is Karl Lagerfeld. He's the head designer and creative director of Chanel. He's also a major douchebag. Ok, I think we're all caught up now, so I'm going to go ahead and show you guys some excerpts from an interview Karl gave in which, as the headline suggests, he would be better off just shutting his stupid mouth.
On Queen Elizabeth: I think [Queen Elizabeth]...
There seems to be a cycle that's been going on with Christina Aguilera for a while now, ever since she started to put on some weight. She gets criticized for it, she makes a statement saying that she loves her body, and then she gets photographed without pants in public. It's pretty predictable.
But here's something interesting but not necessarily unexpected: Christina actually isn't all that comfortable with her new body:
“Christina has turned into a bullying diva,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “In interviews, she likes to say that she’s at peace with her n...
Ha ha, but really. In all seriousness, I'm thinking of taking up a collection so that we can get Lindsay Lohan some quality bras. She never wears any because she spends all her money on coke, right? And I don't want to reward that behavior, but I also don't want to keep looking at Lindsay's floppy titties all the time. I'm thinking we'll pull together some funds on PayPal or something, and one of you out west can take Lindsay to the Victoria's Secret or what have you, and make sure that she gets the support she needs. Not for her mental health issues, but for her boobs. Sound good?
And no, I'm not done talking about Lindsay Lohan's breasts.
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Or, if we're going to get down to specifics, all of the people involved in managing Lana Del Rey's career have postponed her tour. Ouch.
From the New York Post:
Lana Del Rey’s tour has been postponed in the wake of the chanteuse’s disastrous “SNL” appearance last month.
The “Video Games” singer’s gigs were to coincide with the release of her album, “Born To Die” — but the plug was pulled after her tour managers, booking agents and label heads at Interscope powwowed following her bizarre, listless appearance on “SNL...
More of Lindsay Lohan's boobs if you're not already sick of them. [The Superficial]
Kris Humphries wants his divorce trial televised. [Bitten and Bound]
I think Scarlett Johansson got plastic surgery, maybe. [Starpulse]
Everyone's forgiven Chris Brown it seems. [Bossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy jugs. [The Superficial]
I don't know who's hotter - Channing Tatum or his wife. [Socialite Life]
AnnaLynne McCord thinks she's one tough bitch. [Celebslam]
Miley Cyrus rai...
Have you guys noticed something weird happening to Jimmy Fallon lately? Like, he's always seemed really nice and earnest, but "nice" and "earnest" isn't necessarily the same thing as "funny." His show is becoming a lot of fun, though? Like, it's hard for me to process this.
Anyway, this Adele cover: Jimmy Fallon's Late Night did its damnedest to outdo Madge's Super Bowl halftime performance, and I think it delivers:
And here's Fallon performing a range of pop songs with tweaked, Su...
“He’s your dream costar. I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film.”
Yes, Eva Mendes actually said this. Out loud. To a magazine. About her ... boyfriend. I mean, to be fair, she also said this:
"When I am complimented on things that I didn’t like when I was 13, like my overbite and my mole, that’s when you realize that your imperfections are why people love you.”
So, apparently Ryan loves her because it's constantly like being jerked off, and because she's got ON...
Why? Because Nick alleges that his family never told him about it. ... I know, right? I just about fell off the f-cking chair, too.
From TMZ:
Nick Carter tells TMZ ... he WANTED to attend his sister's funeral in NY this weekend, but his own family made it impossible for him to be there.
25-year-old Leslie Carter was laid to rest at a small ceremony in Upstate New York this weekend after a suspected prescription drug overdose. Several family members were present at the funeral, including Aaron ...
Now, if I hadn't given it away in the headline who this gorgeous lady was, do you think you'd have guessed that it was Aibileen from The Help? I sure wouldn't have. I mean, she was all attractive and what not in the movie, and she looked amazing at the recent awards ceremonies but these photos? These? Got-damn, girl. I think we have a new heartthrob on our hands - one of beauty, substance, and intelligence, too. You know - the best kind.
Viola sat down and did an interview with the LA Time...
And you know what I'm disappointed about? The awful absence of awesome alliteration. Yeah, we got the typical double-entendre of "Ooh! I'm all wet!" but that kind of humor can't hold a candle to Courtney's candid and off-the-cuff conceptualization of connoted, clandestine cunnilingus. Oh, and also using the Lord's name to sexualize your dreams. Courtesy of Courtney's Twitter:
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4
I think that reads heart, C...