Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Check Out Lindsay’s Newest Lips!

photo of lindsay lohan pictures photos recent 2012 pics new lips pics And don't they go so well with her coke-bloat face and pinprick pupils? God, what a stunner. The above (and below) photographs are brand-new, featuring Lindsay shopping last night in New York City's Soho district, where she toted her obligatory lighter around with her like she's waiting for the next ice age to arrive. I'm concerned, though. Not about her drug use, and not about her apparent self-delusions, but about her mouth. Can she even close it these days? Is that what happened to her tee...

Quotables: Adele Doesn’t Want to be Some “Skinny-Mini”

photo of adele pictures black and white photos pics "I’ve never seen magazine covers or music videos and been like ‘I need to look like that to be a success.’ I don’t want to be some skinny mini with my tits out. I really don’t want to do it and I don’t want people confusing what it is that I’m about. I just stand there and sing. I don’t do stunts or anything. I’m just writing love songs. I’m not trying to be pop. I’m not trying to be jazz. I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just writing love songs and everyone loves a lo...

Madonna: M.I.A.’s Super Bowl Antics Were ‘Teenager’

Photo: Madonna's Super Bowl halftime performance with M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj Whoa. Sounds like Madonna refuses to take any heat for M.I.A.'s recent Super Bowl halftime antics. Which I kind of do not understand? Like, I'm a little surprised, actually. Since when has Madonna been one to shy from controversy? No offense, Madge, but M.I.A.'s gesture was a gift to you! It was the gift of sudden relevance! (We can argue that one, if you want.) The Hollywood Reporter: "I didn't know about it until I left," the singer said on a call to On Air With Ryan Seacrest. "I had no idea what goes on ...

Tom Hanks’ Daughter Interviews a Tom-Hanks-Themed Street Artist

Photo: Just one example of Hanksy's artwork EA Hanks is a talented writer. She is also Tom Hanks' 29-year-old daughter (better known, at least in that capacity, as Elizabeth Anne Hanks. Uh, for those of you taking notes). EA Hanks recently interviewed "Hanksy", an anonymous street artist who has made a name for himself in the art scene simply by cribbing from the street artist Banksy but adding Tom Hanks' smiling visage to each of his works. Seriously. That's what Hanksy does. EA never explicitly states that she is Tom Hanks' daughter in the ...

Watch This: Seeking a Friend at the End of the World

So correct me if I'm wrong, but this movie looks fabulous. It's got all of the obligatory features that could comprise a smash-hit in the making: Steve Carrell, disaster, comedy, FREE CFO POSITIONS, and plus, it was written and directed by Lorene Scafaria, who penned Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. To top it all off, the preview itself features a song by one of my favorite bands of all time, the Talking Heads. Completely decent, right? From IMDB:
As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himself alone after his wife leaves in a panic. He decides to take a road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart. Accompanying him is a neighbor who inadvertently puts a wrench in his plan.
The man, of course, is Carrell; the neighbor, Keira Knightley. Also, it's entirely appropriate, since the world's supposed to, you know, come to an end this year, so why not make light of the situation and put Steve Carrell in the middle of it? What would you guys do if you found out you had three weeks to do stuff? Assuming that you weren't killed or pillaged by anarchist freaks who wished nothing but destruction leading up to the day of destruction, would you try to rectify mistakes you might have made in the past in order to have that one last hurrah? /> So correct me if I'm wrong, but this movie looks fabulous. It's got all of the obligatory features that could comprise a smash-hit in the making: Steve Carrell, disaster, comedy, FREE CFO POSITIONS, and plus, it was written and directed by Lorene Scafaria, who penned Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. To top it all off, the preview itself features a song by one of my favorite bands of all time, the Talking Heads. Completely decent, right? From IMDB: As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himse...

LeAnn Rimes Looks a Little … Off

photo of leann rimes pictures weight loss photo 2012 So is it me, or is LeAnn looking, like, super tweaked lately? I mean, you know how sometimes couples are together for a long, long time and they eventually start sort of resembling one another? It seems like that's happening here, what with LeAnn's crazy, tightly-squinted eyes that IS her husband's trademark. Thing is, though, that LeAnn's apparently going ahead and just trying to make that happen, because they haven't been together for that long, long time, though I'm sure that LeAnn probably wants us all to think so. The thing is, gir...

Michael Lohan Got A Job!

A photo of Michael Lohan Everybody knows that Michael Lohan is a douchebag. That is the opposite of a secret. The guy kicks ladies straight in the vag, he made a sex tape of himself and his lady getting it on without his lady's knowledge, and he had a hand in raising Lindsay Lohan. I think that about covers it. But wait! There's a chance that Michael Lohan might be turning over a new leaf! While it's true that his own special brand of violent asshole behavior and infamous parenting skills won't be overlooked anyt...

Morning Wood

photo of the situation pictures photos pics Lindsay and Ali tell Dina she looks like ass. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fighting over the Oscars? [Lainey Gossip] Whitney leaves a nightclub wasted. [Bossip] George Lucas makes Star Wars changes. [Huff Po] Who'd you rather: Gabrielle Union or Meagan Good? [Starpulse] Did Sean Penn break up with Scarlett Johannson for his ex-wife? [Cele|bitchy] Surprise, surprise!: Kim Kardashian's a fraud. [Yeeeah] Why Jezebel was wrong to air video of woman being ...

Let’s Just Look at Some Pretty Pictures, OK?

A photo of Kirsten Dunst These are some pictures of the always lovely Kirsten Dunst from this month's issue of Vogue Italia. They're gorgeous, aren't they? All the trees and leaves and plants and water and sunshine, ugh, it's like a dream. A beautiful, vivid dream starring Kirsten Dunst. Sounds like last night, am I right? But really, can I just say that I love the hell out of Kirsten Dunst? She always has something interesting to say, and she always looks so pretty in photo shoots. Not to mention her movie...

Coco Tweets Photo of Herself Laying in Bed Naked With Nephew

photo of coco twitter pictures in bed with baby nephew nude twitter pics leaked photos picture Can I get a collective "what the f-ck"? Because it was the only thing that I could formulate in my head when I first saw the picture, and I couldn't get myself to even look at the uncensored photo, partially because I think Coco's kind of a troll, and partially because it's not like this photo was accidentally leaked, it was posted on her Twitter account. Come on. Does it get any trashier than that? It's totally different than when Tori Spelling's husband posted a photo of Tori post-breastf...

Is Kim Kardashian Addicted to Plastic Surgery?

A photo of Kim Kardashian I've always thought that Kim Kardashian has had some sort of plastic surgery. I don't know about the ass implant debate, but if you look at older pictures, it's pretty obvious that she's had work done on her face. I know there was that one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she tried botox and then had a bad reaction to it, and she "learned her lesson" and decided that she wasn't into it, but it's not like any of the Kardashian shows are actually reality shows. But now there's this new theory that ever sin...

Look Who’s Back Together!

A photo of Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter You guys! It's Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter! Or Dexter and Deb from Dexter! Or two beautiful lovers who were separated before their time by sickness (or Julia Stiles, whatever). Either way, the point is that these two were photographed together back on Wednesday, and, as you can see, things are looking a little intimate, aren't they? This glorious couple split up back in 2010, if you'll remember, and the rumor was that Michael left Jennifer because he was cheating on her with his cos...