This time I'm not kidding! I'm not being facetious at all!
I love Jean-Claude Van Damme's mustache.
It's such a full, thick fringe! And what a shapely handlebar it is. Ah! Perfection! (The manicured mutton chops are just gravy. Mmm, gravy.)
From afar, he looks a little like John Travolta, doesn't he? Van Damme's facial hair is for a movie, but I genuinely wish he would keep this look.
The Daily Mail:
In the upcoming film [Welcome to the Jungle], set for release in 2013, he pl...
Or it appears that way at the very least.
But honestly, correct me if I'm wrong: is this not the worst dress you've ever seen on anyone in life? Don't mistake - I think Christina looks positively radiant in that shade of purple, and her lipstick and her nail polish compliment the dress's colors flawlessly, but what. the hell. is up with that dress. The only thing that's even remotely right about it is the high, banded waist. That part's really kind of lovely. The length isn't so bad, either, and ...
"Whitney, I love you baby. It’s not like that. Calm down, you’re causing a scene."
You guys remember the "old" mom from this year's X-Factor, Stacy Francis, don't you? Here's a refresher if you didn't:
Right. That's her. Anyway, it turns out that she and Whitney had kind of gotten into it in the days before Whitney's death, and eyewitnesses say that it actually got physical at one point:
“She [Whitney] ran over to them [Ray J and Stacy Francis] and began screaming, ‘This is my man! I’m a cougar! B*tch, get away fro...
More photos of Lindsay Lohan that probably should have never been taken. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow - BFFs? [Lainey Gossip]
Is Bobby Brown 'unwanted' at Whitney's funeral? [Bossip]
Battle of the swimsuit models. [Starpulse]
Kobe and Vanessa: reconciling. [TMZ]
Turns out Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is a little bitch. [The Blemish]
The hottest silver foxes. [theBERRY]
How Nicki Minaj stays 'relevant'. [Huff Po]
Jessica Biel is pregnant. [Hollywood D...
Oh, wait - that headline should read 'Everyone slams Chris Brown for performing at the Grammys'. Because practically an entire troop's worth of celebrities did as well. Here are two of Miranda's original Tweets:
But as I said, she wasn't the only one who thought that Chris would have been better off sucking a giant d-ck in prison rather than performing (um, twice) at this year's Grammys. From E! Online:
Nestled among the incredulous was Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet.
"Are Chris brown's mom and dad CBS and Grammy Brown?" he asked.
Fell...
You know, you (and by 'you', I mean 'I') can say all you like about LeAnn Rimes and her weird marriage and ever-shrinking frame and but one thing you cannot say is that she can't sing. While I think Jennifer Hudson did a nice job this past weekend at the Grammys performing Whitney's song, I think LeAnn's version here was kind of ... I don't know, better in some ways (with the exception when she broke down; that was just sad).
Also, here's LeAnn performing 'I Have Nothing' at the same tribute, a song I remember belting out in my bedroom when I was a young teen, caught up in the hype of The Bodyguard:
And you're right. That one's not nearly as good as the first, and not anywhere as good as the original, which is here:
Sad. I know. The whole thing makes me sad, too. Where was Kevin Costner this time around, huh? Rumor Fix claims that he sent flowers to the family:
Kevin Costner has reached out to the late singer’s family in the hours following her passing. RumorFix has learned exclusively that Costner has already sent a floral arrangement to Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina.
Such a shame, no matter how you count it all. />
You know, you (and by 'you', I mean 'I') can say all you like about ...
Wow, right? And let me tell you - it's not January Jones, and it's not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).
Want a second look? OK, here:
Got it yet? Here are a few hints to send you on your way:
- This girl spent so much money on plastic surgery that you think she'd look like some kind of preternatural goddess every waking minute of the day, makeup or not
- I *almost* didn't recognize her because she's actually wearing clothes in these photos, and not stumping around awk...
Well, technically, of course, this would be an old couple alert, since Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have been a couple in the past. In fact, Reggie was Kim's one true love. Tragically, these two kids just couldn't make things work, and they called it quits. While their love never died, their circumstances would not allow them to be together. But, after a good while and another marriage under Kim's belt, maybe it's time to try again.
At least, it looks like it's time to try again, because Ki...
By a sea lion! EGADS!
The attack took place on Sunday. Shakira and her brother are on an African vacation, and they were on a tour when a wily sea lion decided to strike!
From People:
That might be a little too close for comfort!
Shakira is nursing a few scrapes and hailing her brother as a hero after he saved her from a wild sea lion attack in Cape Town, South Africa.
The singer and her sibling spied some of the aquatic mammals on a tour Sunday afternoon and decided to get a bit closer to take pictures.
"Suddenly, one of them jum...
And no, I'm not talking about her performance at the Grammys, I'm talking about Nicki Minaj, the person. Is Nicki Minaj possessed? Because some people are legitimately wondering if she is or not. And by "some people," I mean the Catholic League:
Nicki Minaj, fresh off looking like a fool with Madonna at the Super Bowl, showed up last night on the red carpet at the Grammys with a guy dressed like the pope. This was just a prelude of what was to come.
Minaj’s performance began on stage with a mock co...
And for once, I'm not trying to mock him by saying that. No, today, really and truly, Justin Bieber is a hero. He's a good person, he's a sweetheart, and I respect him. Honestly.
It all has to do with a little girl he calls Mrs. Bieber:
Battling a rare form of cancer, Avalanna Routh scored the most coveted Valentine’s Day date in the world this year.
Affectionately known as “Mrs. Bieber’’ by her famous “husband,’’ the 6-year-old Boston girl got to spend the day in New York wit...
The odds are that you don't recognize this young man at all. Don't feel bad about it, because there's no reason that you should really know what he looks like. But trust me, you probably hate him. You've probably, at some point, called him a dick, an asshole, or whatever your favorite insult might be (do share!). Personally, I've contemplated watching The Craft over and over just so I can figure out how to put a really good spell on him, because seriously, what a jackass. To do what he did...
This time I'm not kidding! I'm not being facetious at all!
I love Jean-Claude Van Damme's mustache.
It's such a full, thick fringe! And what a shapely handlebar it is. Ah! Perfection! (The manicured mutton chops are just gravy. Mmm, gravy.)
From afar, he looks a little like John Travolta, doesn't he? Van Damme's facial hair is for a movie, but I genuinely wish he would keep this look.
The Daily Mail:
In the upcoming film [Welcome to the Jungle], set for release in 2013, he pl...
Or it appears that way at the very least.
But honestly, correct me if I'm wrong: is this not the worst dress you've ever seen on anyone in life? Don't mistake - I think Christina looks positively radiant in that shade of purple, and her lipstick and her nail polish compliment the dress's colors flawlessly, but what. the hell. is up with that dress. The only thing that's even remotely right about it is the high, banded waist. That part's really kind of lovely. The length isn't so bad, either, and ...
"Whitney, I love you baby. It’s not like that. Calm down, you’re causing a scene."
You guys remember the "old" mom from this year's X-Factor, Stacy Francis, don't you? Here's a refresher if you didn't:
Right. That's her. Anyway, it turns out that she and Whitney had kind of gotten into it in the days before Whitney's death, and eyewitnesses say that it actually got physical at one point:
“She [Whitney] ran over to them [Ray J and Stacy Francis] and began screaming, ‘This is my man! I’m a cougar! B*tch, get away fro...
More photos of Lindsay Lohan that probably should have never been taken. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow - BFFs? [Lainey Gossip]
Is Bobby Brown 'unwanted' at Whitney's funeral? [Bossip]
Battle of the swimsuit models. [Starpulse]
Kobe and Vanessa: reconciling. [TMZ]
Turns out Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is a little bitch. [The Blemish]
The hottest silver foxes. [theBERRY]
How Nicki Minaj stays 'relevant'. [Huff Po]
Jessica Biel is pregnant. [Hollywood D...
Oh, wait - that headline should read 'Everyone slams Chris Brown for performing at the Grammys'. Because practically an entire troop's worth of celebrities did as well. Here are two of Miranda's original Tweets:
But as I said, she wasn't the only one who thought that Chris would have been better off sucking a giant d-ck in prison rather than performing (um, twice) at this year's Grammys. From E! Online:
Nestled among the incredulous was Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet.
"Are Chris brown's mom and dad CBS and Grammy Brown?" he asked.
Fell...
Wow, right? And let me tell you - it's not January Jones, and it's not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).
Want a second look? OK, here:
Got it yet? Here are a few hints to send you on your way:
- This girl spent so much money on plastic surgery that you think she'd look like some kind of preternatural goddess every waking minute of the day, makeup or not
- I *almost* didn't recognize her because she's actually wearing clothes in these photos, and not stumping around awk...
Well, technically, of course, this would be an old couple alert, since Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have been a couple in the past. In fact, Reggie was Kim's one true love. Tragically, these two kids just couldn't make things work, and they called it quits. While their love never died, their circumstances would not allow them to be together. But, after a good while and another marriage under Kim's belt, maybe it's time to try again.
At least, it looks like it's time to try again, because Ki...
By a sea lion! EGADS!
The attack took place on Sunday. Shakira and her brother are on an African vacation, and they were on a tour when a wily sea lion decided to strike!
From People:
That might be a little too close for comfort!
Shakira is nursing a few scrapes and hailing her brother as a hero after he saved her from a wild sea lion attack in Cape Town, South Africa.
The singer and her sibling spied some of the aquatic mammals on a tour Sunday afternoon and decided to get a bit closer to take pictures.
"Suddenly, one of them jum...
And no, I'm not talking about her performance at the Grammys, I'm talking about Nicki Minaj, the person. Is Nicki Minaj possessed? Because some people are legitimately wondering if she is or not. And by "some people," I mean the Catholic League:
Nicki Minaj, fresh off looking like a fool with Madonna at the Super Bowl, showed up last night on the red carpet at the Grammys with a guy dressed like the pope. This was just a prelude of what was to come.
Minaj’s performance began on stage with a mock co...
And for once, I'm not trying to mock him by saying that. No, today, really and truly, Justin Bieber is a hero. He's a good person, he's a sweetheart, and I respect him. Honestly.
It all has to do with a little girl he calls Mrs. Bieber:
Battling a rare form of cancer, Avalanna Routh scored the most coveted Valentine’s Day date in the world this year.
Affectionately known as “Mrs. Bieber’’ by her famous “husband,’’ the 6-year-old Boston girl got to spend the day in New York wit...
The odds are that you don't recognize this young man at all. Don't feel bad about it, because there's no reason that you should really know what he looks like. But trust me, you probably hate him. You've probably, at some point, called him a dick, an asshole, or whatever your favorite insult might be (do share!). Personally, I've contemplated watching The Craft over and over just so I can figure out how to put a really good spell on him, because seriously, what a jackass. To do what he did...