

More photos of Blue Ivy Carter. [Bossip]
What the hell is going on with Mariah Carey? [Lainey Gossip]
Khloe Kardashian admits that she has no idea who her real dad is. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow pretends she's Courtney Stodden for a minute. [Starpulse]
Christina Aguilera is a "bloated diva." [Cele|bitchy]
George Clooney used to do cocaine. [Huff Po]
Lil Kim calls Nicki Minaj a stupid ho. [The Frisky]
Women of color who've represented in Sports Illustrated. [Bossip]
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No joke - when I saw these photos early, early this morning, I grasped at my heart and said, "Oh my God no." My husband immediately came into the kitchen from the living room, where he was eating his Chocolate Cheerios and watching something on ESPN and said, "What?! Is it time?" because my due date is only five days away and this baby is still checked into the Hotel Uterinel. And I said, "No, no ... It's just these Courtney Stodden pictures. She's so awful, yet I feel compelled to write about her ...
Is it just me, or did it seem like the impending divorce between Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith was all we heard about last summer? Like, I remember seeing blind item after blind item about these two, all about how Will and Jada were both bearding for each other, and all these rumors about custody battles and break up announcements and so many things. Surely other important things happened last summer, right? There had to be something else ... right. Courtney Stodden happened last summer. It's all coming back...
You guys, look! Isn't this great?! Chris Brown can stop trying to pick up women by promising them he won't assault him, because it looks like Rihanna is really and truly taking him back! Oh, to be young and in love, am I right?
The first hint at this was when Chris attended Rihanna's birthday party on Monday night. It was said to be an intimate little party, and the two apparently spent most of the night by each other's side. What made it especially romantic was that Chris knew people were going to get p...
You guys remember Chyna, right? She used to be a lady wrestler, but then she developed addictions to various substances, made a sex tape, and became suicidal. I'm not really sure what order all that happened in, but all of it together means that Chyna's life was kind of a mess: that is, until she went to rehab. Then, of course, she relapsed, and ... I'm not really sure what happened. I never read anything about her, but according to Wikipedia, she starred in her first pornographic film last year, Backdoor to Chyna, "which is promoted as including her first anal se...
Because, oh my goodness, I do. Are you kidding me? I absolutely do. I would positively love to read through a list that Gary Busey made himself of every single item in his possession. I think it would be a magical journey that we would all grow from, don't you?
I didn't think this would ever be possible, but surprise! It is. Since Gary Busey has filed for bankruptcy, he's taken it upon himself to make a list of all his personal assets, including all the junk he has around his house. An...
Ok, ok, just picture it. You're at some fancy party, having a great time. You look good, you're sipping on a cocktail with some friends. It's a nice atmosphere. You feel good. And then all of a sudden Grammy winner Chris Brown approaches you! You're shocked enough that this is even happening in the first place, but then he opens up his mouth and says something enchanting, something designed to get you to fall for him. Did you visualize it? What did he say?
"Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!"...
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Specifically, Lil' Kim is still talking about it. That shouldn't be surprising since Lil' Kim holds a bit of a grudge against Nicki Minaj and Nicki isn't too fond of Lil' Kim either. Another reason why it shouldn't come as a surprise is because lots of people are getting their panties in a wad over Nicki's "The Exorcism of Roman." But it's always fun to talk about some ladies being snippy, and I figured this is as good a way as any to kick off the evening, so let's g...
Well, well, well. Look who hopped on the Twilight fitness train! Little Nikki Reed, who became almost zero-ly famous when she married American Idol's Paul McDonald. What's he doing these days, anyway? Well, a little Google search birdie told me this:
A few months after telling PEOPLE that marriage is "easy breezy" so far, Reed was given a thoughtful treat from hubby Paul McDonald just before the pair celebrate their first Valentine's Day as husband and wife.
The holiday "came a little early," Reed, 23, wrote on WhoSay Monday, in a post tha...
"I'm a little ashamed about it ... [but] I have a mild fear or anxiety around little people," says O'Donnell. She then asks Handler if Handler has ever slept with a little person.
Handler responds, "No, that would be child abuse. I'd never do that."
Which is apparently part of O'Donnell's problem. "I can't put the two things together. This is an adult person, but it's a little person, but they have adult... it's so hard for me."
"I love little people. Whatever you have, I have the opposite. I want to tackle them. I see them and I have to hold myself down. I bite Chuy sometimes. He comes into my office and he's so cute. That's my ultimate body, if you're going to have a little person. I want that shape, the corpulence," says Handler.
Um, wow. Like, there is nothing wrong with having a sense of humor, but uhhhh. These "humorous" comments overstep into "pretty repugnant."
The article at Pop2it struggles to assess which viewpoint is "worse": Rosie cops to being outright phobic, but is the way Handler fetishizes and exoticizes little people even creepier, maybe?
Not surprisingly, Little People of America has taken umbrage with both comediennes' remarks:
LPA has a bigger problem with O'Donnell's comments, because O'Donnell attributes her feelings to heredity. "My Nana was afraid of the 'Wizard Of Oz' munchkins," O'Donnell told Handler.
[Spokesperson Leah Smith] says the comedian is perpetuating "fear-based attitudes."
"Instead of perpetuating these fears, let's learn how to accept differences," Smith said.
...Smith said the group is angry, but doesn't plan a boycott of either performer.
"We'd rather start a discussion and deal with the issue head on," she said. "No other group is marginalized like this."
Dude, you know who comes out of this whole thing looking awesome? Leah Smith does. Low-five, LPA. />
Don't get me wrong: I think it's great that Chelsea Handler employs dwarves on both her late-night talk show, Chelsea Lately, and her sitcom, Are You There, Chelsea? That's super.
But this interview with Rosie O'Donnell is a little much.
Pop2it:
"I'm a little ashamed about it ... [but] I have a mild fear or anxiety around little people," says O'Donnell. She then asks Handler if Handler has ever slept with a little person.
Handler responds, "No, that would be child abuse. I'd neve...
Does anyone else have a weird feeling about Seal? Like, maybe he's using the media to communicate to his estranged wife, Heidi Klum? The man hasn't been able to shut up ever since the erstwhile lovebirds publicly announced their separation---Heidi, meanwhile, has remained elegantly mum.
But what's this! Seal was spotted in an airport in Sydney yesterday. And he has FINALLY REMOVED HIS WEDDING RING.
And that isn't all! Check out that ridiculous yellow manicure! It's almost as if Seal really r...