It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez photo: Bob
“After a messy breakup with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez takes her rebound-beau for a walk on the beach.”
First runner-up: nevaar
“Look kids, it’s David Hasselhoff washing up on shore! Quick let’s push him back in the water!”
Second runner-up: Puddin
“Psychiatrist watching Selena’s practice parenting: “Enter Oedipus Complex, aaand….NOW.”
Congrats to Bob! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
With so much controversy surrounding LeAnn Rimes not even her boobs want to be seen together!
One flew east, one flew west: both boobs flew under the cuckoo’s nest!
Its like her eyes are attempting to get closer together to make up for the fact that her boobs keep moving farther apart.
Damn I knew I should have gone to Brandi’s plastic surgeon!
Scientists get their first good look at the San AnnRimes Fault.
How about “LeAnn Rimes’s Breasts Announce a Trial Separation” or “LeAnn Rimes’s were overheard to say ‘I’ve fallen! And I can’t get up!'”.
Money can’t buy you happiness…nor can it, apparently, buy you a quality boob-job.
“I’ve heard that bacon grease helps boobs to grow bigger…is it working?”
LeAnn Rimes spotted at the opening of a second silicon valley
If only I had some dental floss,I could use it for sun glasses!
Woof!!!
The advertisement under her picture is for the movie “To Be Fat Like Me.”
At least she wore something that distracted people from looking at her face.