It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s J Woww photo: Poadie74
“Proud Spokes Woman for the New and Improved Extra Large Jersey Shore Tampons….For Those ‘Larger than Average’ Guidettes …”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“All guidos are cleared for approach to my landing strip!”
Second runner-up: Bob
“Sorry, J-Woww, in today’s day and age a half-areola nip slip does not constitute an X rating.”
Congrats to Poadie74! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Oh God. Oh God. Please let it be a silent one.
Coco shows how Mr. Hankie was birthed.
Feeling kinda pooped
Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.
“Look Ma! No camel toe!”
OH SHIT,THANK GOD FOR TENNA LADIES
How embarrassing…Ice told me this benefit was for the Anal Management Group…
OMG! Which way is the Ladies room?
I never thought I would be the last one picked for a skank off.
Posing is hard I wish I would have practiced at home more.
Look Ma! You can do kegel exercises anywhere.
Does my ass look big in this?! I’m too busy trying to breathe properly & hold in my tummy at the same time!
I hope it’s not a stinker…maybe no one noticed.
Good think I’m wearing underwear. This could have been a disaster…
Thing*
“In this economy, everyone has to downsize. Here, Coco demonstrates how to cram 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.”
Oh, I wish I hadn’t of eaten that last burrito.
NO! Not another quiff.
“I’m too sexy for my white skin tight dress, don’t you think’?
Yes, “Im here to audition, for the new “Hefty White Trash Bag”commercial !!!!
DAMN! My food baby is fixin’ to crown!
Does this wall make my ass look big?!
Coco B Ware.