It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Anonymous
“OW! There goes my bottom lip…”
First runner-up: Stacey
“Proof that the world will end in 2012 – Kristin Stewart shows an emotion other than boredom.”
Second runner-up: Anonymous
“She boogied in the kitchen. She boogied in the hall. She boogied on her finger and wiped it on the wall.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Sorry, J-Woww, in today’s day and age a half-areola nip slip does not constitute an X rating.
JESUS CHRIST! (I didn’t know titties could be worn as a necklace!)
“Watch me work both these vibrators at the same time!”
A drunken J-Woww attempting to spell her name with track batons…
Jwoww signaling clear skies, the landing strip is clear and safe to touch base.
“Does anyone else reek of filthy, day old sex…or is it just me?”
I’ve got three holes and two poles boys, Take your pick!
Proud Spokes Woman for the New and Improved Extra Large Jersey Shore Tampons….For Those “Larger than Average” Guidettes…
Holy freaking ads and pop-ups batman. Can you ladies spell sell out? Even in the days of Britney head shearing there weren’t that many ads. All this over boobs? Don’t you know they are free on the internet now?
X marks the spot. A bad ending to a treasure hunt.
JUST THOUGHT ID SHARE UPDATING MY GIRLS TO A SIZE X!
“Look at me! Look at me! im a real girl… oh wait “
J-WOWW marshalling in a plane full of Guidos who are about to transfer for a ride on the J-Train.
See, that’s how you scare all of the vampires away!
Nice, but we wanted triple X!
Round Ten! You ready boys?
She can be the ring girl for ALL the rounds, not just round Ten
J-Woww demonstrating her new “Maxi” Tampons. For those months that get out of control. ;)
“The Wonderful White Svastika after JWoww,The Symbol of the Salvation”!
“THE WONDERFUL WHITE SVASTIKA AFTER JWOWW,THE SYMBOL OF THE SALVATION” .
“SEE! Crosses don’t make vampires catch fire.”
oops! i missed my morning underarm shave….oh well, i guess them hairs blend well with the ones covering them….so, back to WOW-ing the Guidos
Wil; that’s only true for bloodsuckers, not cocksuckers.
All guidos are cleared for approach to my landing strip!