I had big Saturday night plans, you guys. My mother's nurse and I popped popcorn and uncapped the pickles; we'd been planning our evening for months.
And from 7-9pm CST, we were treated to the magnificent alternate reality that is Drew Peterson: Untouchable.
First of all, I have to hand it to Rob Lowe. His accent was "untouchable," for sure; he was a cross between Dennis Farina and Malcolm in the Middle's Jane Kaczmarek.
I am not going to lie, though: this was the second-worst movie I hav...
Ah, another celebrity trying to stay away from Twitter because they can't help but sound like an ass each and every time they open their mouth, whee! See, when I think of celebrities saying, "I'm taking a break from Twitter, OMG", I automatically associate those words with people like Ashton Kutcher and LeAnn Rimes. Who are just two of the celebrities who've claimed that they were taking breaks from Twitter, but couldn't stay away for more than, like, a few days at the most. I didn't really think...
The caption?:
"Uhh...Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing? Haha!"
Right. Cute. Please don't get me started on how silly and pretentious it is to pretend there's a definitive need to take post-shower photos and publish them to social media networks, because it just screams, "I CRAVE ATTENTION", and when your show has ended for the season and it's only been off-air for, like, three weeks, it's really kind of obvious that you're desperate to stay on people's minds 'til the sho...
Well wow. Talk about getting your way by hook or by crook.
Kristin Cavallari is expecting a baby with her on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiance, Jay Cutler, and it looks like this time the marriage might be on. If you remember, Kristin and Jay dated for awhile before getting betrothed, and when push finally came to shove, engagement rings were given and Kristin had already picked out a wedding dress (oh, and gift-hopes were already registered, too), Cutler unceremoniously dropped Kristin like a hot potato....
No, it's actually kind of cute, really, if you can get past the fact that Megan doesn't want anything to do with non-English-speaking men.
The commercial is for CCAA, which is a Brazilian-based language school that is trying to implement a country-wide campaign to push for a universal education of the English language. In short, two young men are shipwrecked (plane-wrecked?) on "Megan Fox Island," and upon finding out that the men aren't bilingual, Megan captures them in a net and ships them off to - you guessed it - "Mike Tyson Island."
I'll admit, the island names aren't really all that creative, and the idea of being turned off because someone speaks a different language is kind of questionable, but you can't deny that Megan Fox is still so, so hot, and Mike Tyson, though he only speaks five words, can deliver his lines and be funny at the same time.
What else has Megan Fox been up to, though, you ask? Well ... this commercial here, this is pretty much it. And the only thing she's really got on the horizon is that possibility of yanking Lindsay Lohan's Liz Taylor role in that Lifetime movie that's supposed to be made.
Megan also recently visited Turkey to film a Doritos commercial (!), and did a few amusing interviews, one of which where she admitted to not knowing that Istanbul is not some small town in Turkey. Mind the translation, as the interview excerpt came from a Turkish newspaper:
SABA TÜMER: Hi Megan, how are you? It’s your first time in Turkey, you just arrived yesterday? What did you know about Turkey prior to your visit? What did you expected and what have you seen so far here?
MEGAN FOX: I knew a few things about Turkey. Like you have the most ancient temple on earth ... and it is not far from where we are right now.
SABA TÜMER: And you made this research before or after the offer for the [Doritos] ad was made?
MEGAN FOX: I knew this already, because I've watched a show called ”Ancient Aliens”. It sounds silly, but it is about ancient temples and pyramids. I watched the special episode about this temple. I can’t pronounce it correctly right now, but it is a ‘Göbekli Tepe’.
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No, it's actually kind of cute, really, if you can get past the fact that Megan doesn't want anything to do with non-English-speaking men.
The commercial is for CCAA, which is a Brazilian-based language school that is trying to implement a country-wide campaign to push for a universal education of the English language. In short, two young men are shipwrecked (plane-wrecked?) on "Megan Fox Island," and upon finding out that the men aren't bilingual, Megan captures them in a net and ships them o...
So I think I've finally figured out why LeAnn Rimes does nothing but tromp around in a barely-there bikinis that expose 99% of her unclothed body. It's because anytime she actually wears something of substance, she ends up swimming in it, and she can't afford the uber-high-end clothing that equally-teeny-tiny international supermodels like Karlie Kloss can. So what happens? Well, in a word, she ends up looking like the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, just a whole hell of a lot thinner and with s...
More proof that Mark Wahlberg is an IDIOT of EPIC PROPORTIONS. [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz is slumming it with Diddy. [Lainey Gossip]
Swizz Beatz is probably going to jail. [Bossip]
Taylor Swift's newest album is inspired by "earth-shattering heartbreak." ... Aren't they all, though? [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: We all have our favorite quotes. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Aniston takes a break from acting because she's pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Mena Suvari's unbelievable ass. [The Superficial]
...
If you watched the People's Choice Awards or looked through the photos here, you probably thought that Miley Cyrus looked a little bit different somehow. Maybe you couldn't quite place your finger on it. If that's the case, then don't worry, you guys, because I will place your finger exactly where it needs to be.
Miley Cyrus looked different because she lost 15 pounds. Now, she's never been anything close to fat, and she hasn't even been chubby - those infamous pictures with the insanely bloated face doesn't count b...
First of all, it should be completely appalling to you that Justin Bieber wants to remake any movie at all. Do you remember his work on CSI? It wasn't that good, and he was just a guest star on a television show. Can you imagine how completely awful he would be as the star in a full-length film? It would be nearly unbearable (Never Say Never doesn't count).
Second of all, it should be completely appalling to you when you find out which movie it is that The Biebz wants to remake. Are you ready for it?
Fear. Justin Bieber wants...
I mostly know Tracy Morgan from that one time he revealed himself to be a gigantic douchebag with no feelings and no soul by saying that if he had a gay son, he would stab him to death, but I also remember being somewhat bored by him during his time on Saturday Night Live. I don't watch 30 Rock and no one I know watches 30 Rock (maybe it's a regional thing? Do any of you guys in the South enjoy the show? This specific theory comes from the fact that one time I was wandering around a flea marke...
And before you get your hopes up that this is another "this is going to happen sometime soon" story, let me just bring you back down to reality by telling you that when I say "it's official," I mean that Heidi Klum and Seal released a statement to People. It doesn't get much more official than that, friends:
Heidi Klum and Seal confirm that they are splitting after almost seven years of marriage.
In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, the Project Runway host and the singer say:
"While...
I had big Saturday night plans, you guys. My mother's nurse and I popped popcorn and uncapped the pickles; we'd been planning our evening for months.
And from 7-9pm CST, we were treated to the magnificent alternate reality that is Drew Peterson: Untouchable.
First of all, I have to hand it to Rob Lowe. His accent was "untouchable," for sure; he was a cross between Dennis Farina and Malcolm in the Middle's Jane Kaczmarek.
I am not going to lie, though: this was the second-worst movie I hav...
Ah, another celebrity trying to stay away from Twitter because they can't help but sound like an ass each and every time they open their mouth, whee! See, when I think of celebrities saying, "I'm taking a break from Twitter, OMG", I automatically associate those words with people like Ashton Kutcher and LeAnn Rimes. Who are just two of the celebrities who've claimed that they were taking breaks from Twitter, but couldn't stay away for more than, like, a few days at the most. I didn't really think...
The caption?:
"Uhh...Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing? Haha!"
Right. Cute. Please don't get me started on how silly and pretentious it is to pretend there's a definitive need to take post-shower photos and publish them to social media networks, because it just screams, "I CRAVE ATTENTION", and when your show has ended for the season and it's only been off-air for, like, three weeks, it's really kind of obvious that you're desperate to stay on people's minds 'til the sho...
Well wow. Talk about getting your way by hook or by crook.
Kristin Cavallari is expecting a baby with her on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiance, Jay Cutler, and it looks like this time the marriage might be on. If you remember, Kristin and Jay dated for awhile before getting betrothed, and when push finally came to shove, engagement rings were given and Kristin had already picked out a wedding dress (oh, and gift-hopes were already registered, too), Cutler unceremoniously dropped Kristin like a hot potato....
So I think I've finally figured out why LeAnn Rimes does nothing but tromp around in a barely-there bikinis that expose 99% of her unclothed body. It's because anytime she actually wears something of substance, she ends up swimming in it, and she can't afford the uber-high-end clothing that equally-teeny-tiny international supermodels like Karlie Kloss can. So what happens? Well, in a word, she ends up looking like the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, just a whole hell of a lot thinner and with s...
More proof that Mark Wahlberg is an IDIOT of EPIC PROPORTIONS. [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz is slumming it with Diddy. [Lainey Gossip]
Swizz Beatz is probably going to jail. [Bossip]
Taylor Swift's newest album is inspired by "earth-shattering heartbreak." ... Aren't they all, though? [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: We all have our favorite quotes. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Aniston takes a break from acting because she's pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Mena Suvari's unbelievable ass. [The Superficial]
...
If you watched the People's Choice Awards or looked through the photos here, you probably thought that Miley Cyrus looked a little bit different somehow. Maybe you couldn't quite place your finger on it. If that's the case, then don't worry, you guys, because I will place your finger exactly where it needs to be.
Miley Cyrus looked different because she lost 15 pounds. Now, she's never been anything close to fat, and she hasn't even been chubby - those infamous pictures with the insanely bloated face doesn't count b...
First of all, it should be completely appalling to you that Justin Bieber wants to remake any movie at all. Do you remember his work on CSI? It wasn't that good, and he was just a guest star on a television show. Can you imagine how completely awful he would be as the star in a full-length film? It would be nearly unbearable (Never Say Never doesn't count).
Second of all, it should be completely appalling to you when you find out which movie it is that The Biebz wants to remake. Are you ready for it?
Fear. Justin Bieber wants...
I mostly know Tracy Morgan from that one time he revealed himself to be a gigantic douchebag with no feelings and no soul by saying that if he had a gay son, he would stab him to death, but I also remember being somewhat bored by him during his time on Saturday Night Live. I don't watch 30 Rock and no one I know watches 30 Rock (maybe it's a regional thing? Do any of you guys in the South enjoy the show? This specific theory comes from the fact that one time I was wandering around a flea marke...
And before you get your hopes up that this is another "this is going to happen sometime soon" story, let me just bring you back down to reality by telling you that when I say "it's official," I mean that Heidi Klum and Seal released a statement to People. It doesn't get much more official than that, friends:
Heidi Klum and Seal confirm that they are splitting after almost seven years of marriage.
In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, the Project Runway host and the singer say:
"While...