From Radar Online:
Demi Moore had a seizure Monday night before she was rushed to the hospital and is being treated for anorexia, among other substance abuse issues, Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.
The 49-year-old Ghost star has become frighteningly thin since her split with husband Ashton Kutcher, and a source close to the actress described what happened to her.
"She collapsed after having an epileptic seizure," the source said about the frightening medical emergency.
Her dram...
So, you guys saw the previous clip this morning that I ran in the MILEY CYRUS ATE A PENIS CAKE! post, and from there on out, I spent about three hours looking at old clips of our formerly-favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. The clip, above, was, by far, my favorite one yet. Lindsay was so young and promising, and didn't even realize that in the short span of eight years that she'd be all but completely over, fighting over bitty parts in Lifetime movies with other generally-out-of-work actresses. Amazing, right?
So go ahead. Watch the video. I'll be right here waiting for you to come back and we can discuss it together, huh?
Alright. Done? Good. So, GOD, huh? She used to be so almost-completely awesome, right? She was eighteen and cheeky and f-cking adorable and endearing - and damn right, she couldn't sing back then either, but that's completely aside from the point. Lindsay Lohan used to be a demi-goddess, and she used to work all of the time and now look where she's at. Honestly, sometimes I can't believe it myself, but here's the living proof right in front of you. So messed up.
Also, if you'll notice, after she finishes performing, she couches it for a sit-down with Ellen and ...
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So, you guys saw the previous clip this morning that I ran in the MILEY CYRUS ATE A PENIS CAKE! post, and from there on out, I spent about three hours looking at old clips of our formerly-favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. The clip, above, was, by far, my favorite one yet. Lindsay was so young and promising, and didn't even realize that in the short span of eight years that she'd be all but completely over, fighting over bitty parts in Lifetime movies with other generally-out-of-work actresses. Amazing, right?
...
Yesterday one of our readers pointed out the fact that there was a rumor going around that Jane Carrey, daughter of Jim Carrey, had an appointment for her American Idol audition, and didn't have to wait or pre-screen like the rest of the contestants normally do. Today, we have confirmation from Radar Online that this does, in fact, appear to be the case:
Jane Carrey, Jim Carrey’s 24-year-old daughter, who is heading to Hollywood on the hit show American Idol, was not treated just like any other hopeful RadarOnline...
What's with the Common/Drake BEEF? [Bossip]
Jessica Chastain's adorable reaction to her Oscar nomination. [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna will dance the Black Swan now. [The Superficial]
Kristin Cavallari's pregnancy was an "accident." [The Blemish]
Update: Demi Moore probably OD'd. [TMZ]
Miranda Kerr makes a sexy Wonder Woman. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry investigated for child endangerment. [Hollywood Dame]
PHOTOS: New Hunger Games leaks. [Huff Po]
PHOTOS: Before they were stars! [...
When Jenn announced the Oscar nominations here yesterday, she, along with you lovely commenters, pretty much voiced every prominent feeling I had. There was the sadface felt 'round the world when we learned that Ryan Gosling failed to receive a single nomination, and there was the horrible injustice I felt when I learned that the Academy failed to recognize the unbelievable talent of Tilda Swinton. Although I was so, so happy that Christopher Plummer got a nomination for Beginners. Did you se...
Lana Del Rey, that beautiful little songbird that everyone loves to hate, is on the cover of Complex magazine! This girl is getting big, huh? I guess all it takes is giving the most awkward SNL performance of all time to shoot you right into superstardom. Don't get me wrong, I love Lana's music, I think she's wonderful and I am beyond excited to hear her full album, which will be released at the end of the month, by the way. But she seems a little off in this interview.
Here are some e...
OK, so this is officially the greatest thing I've seen all day, if not all week. This is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's latest video, which is a combination of autotune the news and his special brand of political satire. I realize that it's not as cutesy and hipster as his former video with our girl Zooey Deschanel, but it's entertaining, informative, and above all, it's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Does much more matter ... much?
Also. Is anyone completely drawn in by the fact (yes, the fact) that JGL looks so much like the late Heath Ledger in the opening ten seconds of the video? Damn and blast, bitches. Especially when he says, "I'll be accompanying you on my Strat." Talk about way creepy, in a bizarrely-hot sort of way.
Finally, here are the lyrics in case, you know, you couldn't read the captions at the bottom of the video the first time around (or just couldn't watch the video or hear its audio for whatever reason):
My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme
And you can vote, you can vote for me.
For president if you want
And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay.
Do you still stand by your pony pledge
Yes, I do, free ponies for all
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas.
One more thing, Jesus told me to make
Randall Terry gay -
He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Whooo Whoooo!
Thank you, alright, okay.
And all the un-gay is melting away!
He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Whooo Whoooo!
Not a single straight gene in his DNA
'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin' Turnin' gay!
Our instinct says everybody should vote
but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!
The kids are not paying attention -
Yeah, on election day give 'em detention
This endless cheerleading -
Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids.
All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.
Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?
You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor
Those kids who get money, cash money.
Light janitorial duty - get money
Work in the cafeteria - cash money
Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
Get some cash money, then get some more.
Imma help poor people learn how to get a job
Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get
That money, that cash
Get money, get a stash
Get that money, that cash
Get money, get a whole damn stash
So, alright. Are we in agreement that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is probably going to be the next big thing of 2012? Yes? That's good. Because I like when we can all be in agreement over something - especially something as magical and wonderful as the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun getting his long-overdue ... dueness. />
OK, so this is officially the greatest thing I've seen all day, if not all week. This is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's latest video, which is a combination of autotune the news and his special brand of political satire. I realize that it's not as cutesy and hipster as his former video with our girl Zooey Deschanel, but it's entertaining, informative, and above all, it's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Does much more matter ... much?
Also. Is anyone completely drawn in by the fact (yes, the fact) that JGL looks so much like the late Heath Ledger in the opening ten seconds of the video? Damn and blast,...
Ooh, Miley, you dirty little piggy, you. What will daddy say when he sees his little princess gesticulating all over a large, penis-shaped cake? Oh, and then swigging back Long Island iced teas like a Jersey Shore reject while batting obviously-fake eyelashes (one of which is starting to come undone, thus looking like an escaped tarantula that's about to eat a face)? Then, to put the cherry on top, she's found table dancing, exposing her black lace thigh-highs to everyone! Wow. Way to go, girl. T...
Man oh man, you guys. Normally I wouldn't really think to tell you guys about what Cynthia Nixon is up to these days, because, come on, it's not like it's 2002 and everyone is creaming herself (or himself, let's be fair) over Sex and the City. Just in case you're curious though, Cynthia Nixon is currently preparing to star in a run of that wonderful, touching play Wit, which opens on Broadway this week. She's also making some pretty controversial statements about her sexuality, which is what I ...
I didn't even know that Demi Moore had ever had a problem with drugs, so excuse me if this is a little bizarre for me. However, a real quick Google search told me that Demi supposedly went to rehab back in the 80's for an addiction to cocaine. Sadly, it looks like she might be back to her old ways, because she's seeking assistance to "treat her exhaustion." And you know what that means.
By the way, she also had to be taken to the hospital last night. Oh, exhaustion, what a horrible bea...
I am no good at math. At all. The only reason I passed any math class I took after 7th grade was either pity (my algebra professor in college was a very sweet woman who took it easy on me after she found out I was a theatre major, and during the final she did most of the actual work so I just had to fill in the answers) or fear (I was pretty tight with the librarian in high school, and he bullied my geometry teacher so I could skip class and come organize the periodicals). Math just isn't my...
From OK! Magazine:
"I have three questions," host Andy Cohen explained on his show," Watch What Happens Live. "You may 'Plead the Fifth' on just one question."
1.) "If you could have ten minutes alone in a room with LeAnn Rimes and suffer no repercussions, what would you do or say to her?"
"Plead the Fifth," Brandi said.
2.) "When was the last time you watched porn?"
"I don't watch porn," she said. "A year ago. Maybe. Randomly."
3.) "Who is the most famous person, besides Edd...
From Radar Online:
Demi Moore had a seizure Monday night before she was rushed to the hospital and is being treated for anorexia, among other substance abuse issues, Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.
The 49-year-old Ghost star has become frighteningly thin since her split with husband Ashton Kutcher, and a source close to the actress described what happened to her.
"She collapsed after having an epileptic seizure," the source said about the frightening medical emergency.
Her dram...
Yesterday one of our readers pointed out the fact that there was a rumor going around that Jane Carrey, daughter of Jim Carrey, had an appointment for her American Idol audition, and didn't have to wait or pre-screen like the rest of the contestants normally do. Today, we have confirmation from Radar Online that this does, in fact, appear to be the case:
Jane Carrey, Jim Carrey’s 24-year-old daughter, who is heading to Hollywood on the hit show American Idol, was not treated just like any other hopeful RadarOnline...
What's with the Common/Drake BEEF? [Bossip]
Jessica Chastain's adorable reaction to her Oscar nomination. [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna will dance the Black Swan now. [The Superficial]
Kristin Cavallari's pregnancy was an "accident." [The Blemish]
Update: Demi Moore probably OD'd. [TMZ]
Miranda Kerr makes a sexy Wonder Woman. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry investigated for child endangerment. [Hollywood Dame]
PHOTOS: New Hunger Games leaks. [Huff Po]
PHOTOS: Before they were stars! [...
When Jenn announced the Oscar nominations here yesterday, she, along with you lovely commenters, pretty much voiced every prominent feeling I had. There was the sadface felt 'round the world when we learned that Ryan Gosling failed to receive a single nomination, and there was the horrible injustice I felt when I learned that the Academy failed to recognize the unbelievable talent of Tilda Swinton. Although I was so, so happy that Christopher Plummer got a nomination for Beginners. Did you se...
Lana Del Rey, that beautiful little songbird that everyone loves to hate, is on the cover of Complex magazine! This girl is getting big, huh? I guess all it takes is giving the most awkward SNL performance of all time to shoot you right into superstardom. Don't get me wrong, I love Lana's music, I think she's wonderful and I am beyond excited to hear her full album, which will be released at the end of the month, by the way. But she seems a little off in this interview.
Here are some e...
Ooh, Miley, you dirty little piggy, you. What will daddy say when he sees his little princess gesticulating all over a large, penis-shaped cake? Oh, and then swigging back Long Island iced teas like a Jersey Shore reject while batting obviously-fake eyelashes (one of which is starting to come undone, thus looking like an escaped tarantula that's about to eat a face)? Then, to put the cherry on top, she's found table dancing, exposing her black lace thigh-highs to everyone! Wow. Way to go, girl. T...
Man oh man, you guys. Normally I wouldn't really think to tell you guys about what Cynthia Nixon is up to these days, because, come on, it's not like it's 2002 and everyone is creaming herself (or himself, let's be fair) over Sex and the City. Just in case you're curious though, Cynthia Nixon is currently preparing to star in a run of that wonderful, touching play Wit, which opens on Broadway this week. She's also making some pretty controversial statements about her sexuality, which is what I ...
I didn't even know that Demi Moore had ever had a problem with drugs, so excuse me if this is a little bizarre for me. However, a real quick Google search told me that Demi supposedly went to rehab back in the 80's for an addiction to cocaine. Sadly, it looks like she might be back to her old ways, because she's seeking assistance to "treat her exhaustion." And you know what that means.
By the way, she also had to be taken to the hospital last night. Oh, exhaustion, what a horrible bea...
I am no good at math. At all. The only reason I passed any math class I took after 7th grade was either pity (my algebra professor in college was a very sweet woman who took it easy on me after she found out I was a theatre major, and during the final she did most of the actual work so I just had to fill in the answers) or fear (I was pretty tight with the librarian in high school, and he bullied my geometry teacher so I could skip class and come organize the periodicals). Math just isn't my...
From OK! Magazine:
"I have three questions," host Andy Cohen explained on his show," Watch What Happens Live. "You may 'Plead the Fifth' on just one question."
1.) "If you could have ten minutes alone in a room with LeAnn Rimes and suffer no repercussions, what would you do or say to her?"
"Plead the Fifth," Brandi said.
2.) "When was the last time you watched porn?"
"I don't watch porn," she said. "A year ago. Maybe. Randomly."
3.) "Who is the most famous person, besides Edd...