In a perfect world I would not know who AnnaLynne McCord is, but this is the real world, where Miss McCord is inescapable. Also---and I am loath to admit this, friends---I went through a 90210: the New Class phase. I don't know! I guess I wanted to see whether Rumer Willis were any good at acting. Don't you judge me.
Anyway, late last night, I was logged into my Twitter account---oh man, this is never a good idea, you guys---where I was tweeting photos of my childhood unicorn collection. I...
And if it happened, say, anywhere other thanTexas, which - ask Chace Crawford - probably has some of the strictest pot laws in the US, the attending officers would probably have just asked for a hit of that shit and took a few photos instead of arresting and citing Snoop.
TMZ claims that Snoop was busted this past weekend with approximately a half-ounce of pot, which he claims to have a prescription for, though in Texas, none of that medical marijuana stuff flies. Sources also state that ...
And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not.
Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lola and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents.
Also, if you saw the trailer, you MUST have noticed a brief scene where Demi Moore's character (who is Miley's character's mom) reads girlfriend's diary. Ugh, can you believe that? A mom who checks up on their teenager's day-to-day doings and relationship rantings behind their backs? Gosh. All that practice and you'd think that Demi would have learned a thing or two by maybe reading Ashton's diary. She might've actually saved herself some heartache (and the possibility of contracting venereal disease). Jeez. And they say acting's not a real job. I mean, it sure produces real life lessons if you ask me, and probably if you ask Demi, too.
Oh, and way to go, Miley, for doing another movie that I definitely won't see. Thanks a bunch, girl!
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And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not.
Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lo...
So, alright. That's a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don't know, may or may not have been a rental), he's got three shirts, but the only one I ever see him wear is this stupid Amsterdam shirt. And that stupid beanie. And those dirty-assed jeans. Alright. So we've confirmed that Doug Hutchison actually only has ONE outfit, unless you're counting that Santa getup. Which probably was a rental at one point, but was "donated" to Hutchison after he tried to return it with creepy...
Carrie Fisher goes a little overboard with the weight loss. [The Superficial]
Beyonce's vaginal preservation. [Lainey Gossip]
The wedding's on! [Bossip]
Beyonce and Jay-Z apparently named their kid after an ex-piece of Jay-Z's. [Cele|bitchy]
Get your french fry lip balm! [theBERRY]
PHOTOS: What Kate Middleton did for her 30th. [Starpulse]
LeAnn Rimes has an ass? [The Superficial]
Emma Stone packs on the PDA. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shit girls say to gay guys - that isn't cute or ...
From TMZ:
Beyonce's baby is barely two days old and already causing problems -- a Boston-area event planning company has been FLOODED with calls because its name is also Blue Ivy!
Veronica Alexandra, owner of Blue Ivy, tells TMZ she's been getting phone calls, texts and Facebook posts from friends ever since the baby's name was announced. She jokingly feels Beyonce must have known about her company, because before this weekend ... her site came up first when someone Googled "Blue Ivy."
...
"I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters. Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny. As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need."
That's great, Christina. Really. It's honestly great that you're completely comfortable in your body, because it's true, you have a great body.
It's just the bad, bad fashion choices that put you so far behind everyone...
Hm. Just when I thought Lea Michele was doing alright with her fashion choices (and not so much with her love interests), she went and pulled this shit out of some bargain basement closet shop that's known for catering to the likes of young Blanche Devereauxs. Normally that'd be OK, but this outfit just makes Lea look shapeless and gawky, kind of like a little girl playing dress-up in her grandma's moth-ball-smelling closet. The color is decent, and it's a good fit for her skin tone, but the rest?...
I have already gone on and on about how sad the Katy Perry/Russell Brand split is. It is so depressing.
This bears repeating, though: I think the couple is crazy-in-love with each other. Whatever ongoing fight they are in is so stupid.
But this? This is so much worse. The UK Mirror has the deets:
In a bizarre twist of events [Russell Brand,] the Brit comic, 36, has been mysteriously uninvited from a star-studded awards show to avoid a confrontation with estranged wife Katy.
Katy, 27, is collecti...
Today is a very special day for me. No, for the world. And do you know why it's such a special, wonderful, glorious day? It's because on this day, 65 years ago, David Bowie was born. On this day in 1947, the universe gave us the most beautiful gift we could have ever hoped to receive. And it would be a crime not to celebrate that.
It's hard for me to describe what David Bowie means to me, because really, it's just so much. I had some rough times growing up. I'm not talking some hor...
I know, you've already heard two different stories about babies today, but look. After all the nonsense surrounding Beyonce and little Miss Blue, it's time to cleanse our souls, don't you think? It's time to appreciate something that isn't shrouded in secrecy and weirdness and lies. And you guys, there is no one better to cleanse souls and to make you smile like pregnant Jessica Simpson.
She's just SO CUTE! Her gigantic bump, her gigantic boobs, her gigantic smile! If anybody ever had a...
Since the wee hours of this morning when I brought you the miraculous news that the child of Beyonce is finally among us, a lot has happened. Actually, not much has happened, but we know quite a bit more about things. Are you ready? Let's dive in.
First of all, remember when I couldn't say for sure if the little girl's name is Ivy Blue or Blue Ivy? I'm now pretty certain that the baby's name is Blue Ivy Carter. My certainty comes from a tweet by Gwyneth Paltrow:
Welcome to the world...
In a perfect world I would not know who AnnaLynne McCord is, but this is the real world, where Miss McCord is inescapable. Also---and I am loath to admit this, friends---I went through a 90210: the New Class phase. I don't know! I guess I wanted to see whether Rumer Willis were any good at acting. Don't you judge me.
Anyway, late last night, I was logged into my Twitter account---oh man, this is never a good idea, you guys---where I was tweeting photos of my childhood unicorn collection. I...
And if it happened, say, anywhere other thanTexas, which - ask Chace Crawford - probably has some of the strictest pot laws in the US, the attending officers would probably have just asked for a hit of that shit and took a few photos instead of arresting and citing Snoop.
TMZ claims that Snoop was busted this past weekend with approximately a half-ounce of pot, which he claims to have a prescription for, though in Texas, none of that medical marijuana stuff flies. Sources also state that ...
So, alright. That's a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don't know, may or may not have been a rental), he's got three shirts, but the only one I ever see him wear is this stupid Amsterdam shirt. And that stupid beanie. And those dirty-assed jeans. Alright. So we've confirmed that Doug Hutchison actually only has ONE outfit, unless you're counting that Santa getup. Which probably was a rental at one point, but was "donated" to Hutchison after he tried to return it with creepy...
Carrie Fisher goes a little overboard with the weight loss. [The Superficial]
Beyonce's vaginal preservation. [Lainey Gossip]
The wedding's on! [Bossip]
Beyonce and Jay-Z apparently named their kid after an ex-piece of Jay-Z's. [Cele|bitchy]
Get your french fry lip balm! [theBERRY]
PHOTOS: What Kate Middleton did for her 30th. [Starpulse]
LeAnn Rimes has an ass? [The Superficial]
Emma Stone packs on the PDA. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shit girls say to gay guys - that isn't cute or ...
From TMZ:
Beyonce's baby is barely two days old and already causing problems -- a Boston-area event planning company has been FLOODED with calls because its name is also Blue Ivy!
Veronica Alexandra, owner of Blue Ivy, tells TMZ she's been getting phone calls, texts and Facebook posts from friends ever since the baby's name was announced. She jokingly feels Beyonce must have known about her company, because before this weekend ... her site came up first when someone Googled "Blue Ivy."
...
"I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters. Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny. As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need."
That's great, Christina. Really. It's honestly great that you're completely comfortable in your body, because it's true, you have a great body.
It's just the bad, bad fashion choices that put you so far behind everyone...
Hm. Just when I thought Lea Michele was doing alright with her fashion choices (and not so much with her love interests), she went and pulled this shit out of some bargain basement closet shop that's known for catering to the likes of young Blanche Devereauxs. Normally that'd be OK, but this outfit just makes Lea look shapeless and gawky, kind of like a little girl playing dress-up in her grandma's moth-ball-smelling closet. The color is decent, and it's a good fit for her skin tone, but the rest?...
I have already gone on and on about how sad the Katy Perry/Russell Brand split is. It is so depressing.
This bears repeating, though: I think the couple is crazy-in-love with each other. Whatever ongoing fight they are in is so stupid.
But this? This is so much worse. The UK Mirror has the deets:
In a bizarre twist of events [Russell Brand,] the Brit comic, 36, has been mysteriously uninvited from a star-studded awards show to avoid a confrontation with estranged wife Katy.
Katy, 27, is collecti...
Today is a very special day for me. No, for the world. And do you know why it's such a special, wonderful, glorious day? It's because on this day, 65 years ago, David Bowie was born. On this day in 1947, the universe gave us the most beautiful gift we could have ever hoped to receive. And it would be a crime not to celebrate that.
It's hard for me to describe what David Bowie means to me, because really, it's just so much. I had some rough times growing up. I'm not talking some hor...
I know, you've already heard two different stories about babies today, but look. After all the nonsense surrounding Beyonce and little Miss Blue, it's time to cleanse our souls, don't you think? It's time to appreciate something that isn't shrouded in secrecy and weirdness and lies. And you guys, there is no one better to cleanse souls and to make you smile like pregnant Jessica Simpson.
She's just SO CUTE! Her gigantic bump, her gigantic boobs, her gigantic smile! If anybody ever had a...
Since the wee hours of this morning when I brought you the miraculous news that the child of Beyonce is finally among us, a lot has happened. Actually, not much has happened, but we know quite a bit more about things. Are you ready? Let's dive in.
First of all, remember when I couldn't say for sure if the little girl's name is Ivy Blue or Blue Ivy? I'm now pretty certain that the baby's name is Blue Ivy Carter. My certainty comes from a tweet by Gwyneth Paltrow:
Welcome to the world...