You guys! I'd totally forgotten about this, but I had a subscription to Teen People when I was in high school. I only kept one issue. Just one. But! It's the 1st Annual Celebrity Style Awards issue! That means we can point and gawk at some of the dumb crap our favorite stars were wearing in the late 90s.
Here's a look at the November 1998 issue:
I included a profile of "new talent" Paul Walker (check the gallery!), who will be appearing in upcoming movies like Pleasantville, Varsity Blues,...
According to our friends at Lainey Gossip, this is Emma Watson's unknown new boyfriend, who - duh! - just looks so much more a winner than her last boyfriend, Johnny Simmons.
I mean, he's cute and doesn't necessarily have bad taste in either shoes or bottled water, but the pants? The hair? The coat? I just don't know, guys. I'm not sure I buy that this is anything more than the best friend who's in love with his best friend but doesn't have a chance because his best friend is oblivious to an...
Look, it's Ryan Gosling, and he's barefoot again! Although that's kind of gross, I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. Even if those big feet were covered in asphalt seeds and bits of broken glass that somehow came dislodged from the calluses of his heels, he could stay in my bed forever. Honestly. Even if he accidentally stepped in a puddle of God-knows-what, all he'd have to do is put some clean socks on and hop in.
It's actually kind of amazing what clean socks can do for otherwise nasty feet. I was at ...
Mila Kunis has Barbie doll boobs. [The Superficial]
Is RuPaul running for President? [The Frisky]
Conrad Murray is trying to pin Michael Jackson's death on Michael Jackson. [TMZ]
Gary Oldman wants Jessica Chastain. [Lainey Gossip]
Jordin Sparks is HAWT. [Starpulse]
Coachella 2012: Dr. Dre and Radiohead! [LA Times]
How do you feel about Brad Pitt's pimp cane? [Amy Grindhouse]
Justin Bieber flashed his pubes. [Yeeeah]
A-Rod's "sex in the sun" face. [Socialite Life]
George Clooney jokes about keeping Stacy Keibler locked up. [Cele|b...
Hey, did you guys read Beyonce and Jay-Z's official birth announcement about baby Blue Ivy Carter? No? Well here it is:
“Hello Hello Baby Blue! We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives. We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love an...
You know, I always kind of admired Demi, if you could look past the multi-million-dollar plastic surgeries and the whole allowing-herself-to-latch-onto-a-dumb-kid-who-probably-never-took-her-all-that-serious, but this continual downward spiral into sadness and thinness has got to stop. I mean, look at that picture. Don't you just want to shake her hard enough to knock her glasses off and scream, "SNAP THE F-CK OUT OF IT, DEMI, I mean it! God!"
Girlfriend's got a lot to offer, and if she'd quit bellyaching over the douchebag that ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis photo: Puddin
"I think I have a chance with this guy!!"
Fir...
"What?!" you're probably thinking. "Oh no he didn't!" And if you thought that, you're absolutely right. Nope, Kate-girl absolutely had to pose with something covering her tits. Something aside from, and in addition to, her hands. Also, the shoot had to do with something other than hot, throbbing sexuality - it couldn't be just for fun, no. The photos were taken because Katie was asked to be the new face of H. Stern's latest jewelry line.
So isn't that nice of Tom? I mean, look at the faces ...
When I first read that Nicole Richie has no idea about how to apply makeup, my first thought was "well, obviously." She just looks so tired and run down these days, doesn't she? And I know that she has small children and she used to enjoy illegal substances and all that, but can't you like put some concealer under your eyes? Something?
But then I read that a professional does Nicole's makeup for every appearance, and, well, now I don't know what to think:
As a red carpet regular and House of Harlow 1960 and Winter Kate designer, ...
Around this time last year, Charlie Sheen was just starting to go off the deep end. It was in January of 2011 that Charlie went on his first well-publicized adventure with cocaine and booze and hookers and ambulance rides, and it was in January that Two and a Half Men first went on hiatus so Charlie could go to rehab. It doesn't seem like that long ago, does it? Oh yeah, that's because the crazy went on for months and months, huh?
But good news, everybody! The crazy train has stopped, and a lucid, somewhat charming Charlie Sheen stepped off...
This morning, Jenn told you all about how Russell Brand was uninvited from the People's Choice Awards because "it will be Katy's big night" and organizers wanted to "avoid any awkwardness or confrontation." Jenn called it high schoolish, and boy, did she hit the nail on the head with that one. This is precisely like Russell and Katy getting an invite to the cool kids' party, but then they get into this fight and they are so over, so the cool kids decide to just have Katy there because OMG sh...
You guys! I'd totally forgotten about this, but I had a subscription to Teen People when I was in high school. I only kept one issue. Just one. But! It's the 1st Annual Celebrity Style Awards issue! That means we can point and gawk at some of the dumb crap our favorite stars were wearing in the late 90s.
Here's a look at the November 1998 issue:
I included a profile of "new talent" Paul Walker (check the gallery!), who will be appearing in upcoming movies like Pleasantville, Varsity Blues,...
According to our friends at Lainey Gossip, this is Emma Watson's unknown new boyfriend, who - duh! - just looks so much more a winner than her last boyfriend, Johnny Simmons.
I mean, he's cute and doesn't necessarily have bad taste in either shoes or bottled water, but the pants? The hair? The coat? I just don't know, guys. I'm not sure I buy that this is anything more than the best friend who's in love with his best friend but doesn't have a chance because his best friend is oblivious to an...
Look, it's Ryan Gosling, and he's barefoot again! Although that's kind of gross, I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. Even if those big feet were covered in asphalt seeds and bits of broken glass that somehow came dislodged from the calluses of his heels, he could stay in my bed forever. Honestly. Even if he accidentally stepped in a puddle of God-knows-what, all he'd have to do is put some clean socks on and hop in.
It's actually kind of amazing what clean socks can do for otherwise nasty feet. I was at ...
Mila Kunis has Barbie doll boobs. [The Superficial]
Is RuPaul running for President? [The Frisky]
Conrad Murray is trying to pin Michael Jackson's death on Michael Jackson. [TMZ]
Gary Oldman wants Jessica Chastain. [Lainey Gossip]
Jordin Sparks is HAWT. [Starpulse]
Coachella 2012: Dr. Dre and Radiohead! [LA Times]
How do you feel about Brad Pitt's pimp cane? [Amy Grindhouse]
Justin Bieber flashed his pubes. [Yeeeah]
A-Rod's "sex in the sun" face. [Socialite Life]
George Clooney jokes about keeping Stacy Keibler locked up. [Cele|b...
Hey, did you guys read Beyonce and Jay-Z's official birth announcement about baby Blue Ivy Carter? No? Well here it is:
“Hello Hello Baby Blue! We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives. We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love an...
You know, I always kind of admired Demi, if you could look past the multi-million-dollar plastic surgeries and the whole allowing-herself-to-latch-onto-a-dumb-kid-who-probably-never-took-her-all-that-serious, but this continual downward spiral into sadness and thinness has got to stop. I mean, look at that picture. Don't you just want to shake her hard enough to knock her glasses off and scream, "SNAP THE F-CK OUT OF IT, DEMI, I mean it! God!"
Girlfriend's got a lot to offer, and if she'd quit bellyaching over the douchebag that ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis photo: Puddin
"I think I have a chance with this guy!!"
Fir...
"What?!" you're probably thinking. "Oh no he didn't!" And if you thought that, you're absolutely right. Nope, Kate-girl absolutely had to pose with something covering her tits. Something aside from, and in addition to, her hands. Also, the shoot had to do with something other than hot, throbbing sexuality - it couldn't be just for fun, no. The photos were taken because Katie was asked to be the new face of H. Stern's latest jewelry line.
So isn't that nice of Tom? I mean, look at the faces ...
When I first read that Nicole Richie has no idea about how to apply makeup, my first thought was "well, obviously." She just looks so tired and run down these days, doesn't she? And I know that she has small children and she used to enjoy illegal substances and all that, but can't you like put some concealer under your eyes? Something?
But then I read that a professional does Nicole's makeup for every appearance, and, well, now I don't know what to think:
As a red carpet regular and House of Harlow 1960 and Winter Kate designer, ...
Around this time last year, Charlie Sheen was just starting to go off the deep end. It was in January of 2011 that Charlie went on his first well-publicized adventure with cocaine and booze and hookers and ambulance rides, and it was in January that Two and a Half Men first went on hiatus so Charlie could go to rehab. It doesn't seem like that long ago, does it? Oh yeah, that's because the crazy went on for months and months, huh?
But good news, everybody! The crazy train has stopped, and a lucid, somewhat charming Charlie Sheen stepped off...
This morning, Jenn told you all about how Russell Brand was uninvited from the People's Choice Awards because "it will be Katy's big night" and organizers wanted to "avoid any awkwardness or confrontation." Jenn called it high schoolish, and boy, did she hit the nail on the head with that one. This is precisely like Russell and Katy getting an invite to the cool kids' party, but then they get into this fight and they are so over, so the cool kids decide to just have Katy there because OMG sh...