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Just How Bad Was Lea Michele’s PCA Acceptance Speech?

Eh. It depends on how you feel about her. I'll let you be the judge. I, too, think that her baby-talk spiel was probably the most off-putting part for Ashton Kutcher (I mean, he probably got it all the time from his mom Demi), and talking like that to the peeps who made her famous ... well, if they made her famous, that probably means that they like her and are totally OK with the way she acts (and talks)... So, I don't know. I suppose maybe it wasn't so off-putting to people who think she's an alright chick - who deserves to win Best Television Comedy Actress at the People's Choice Awards. Eh. I, on the other hand, had a really hard time getting through the first ten seconds, but I persevered and stuck it out 'til the end. And I'm proud of myself, because her voice definitely got more and more saccharine-sweet as the seconds ticked by. She's also the only celebrity I "know" that can somehow look twelve and fifty-two simultaneously. How does she do it? Anyway, for all of you who just love Lea and positively can't get enough of her, here's a list of Ten Things You Might Not Have Known About the Recipient of the 2012 People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Actress Television: 1. Lea's real last name is 'Sarfati'. Michele is her middle name, but because she was teased in high school (kids apparently called her 'Lea So-fatty' or something - so creative, duhrrr), she dropped the last bit. 2. She gets nervous about getting partially nude in front of her dad. She told Allure "When my dad would come [to Broadway production of Spring Awakening], I would not expose myself that night." 3. Lea's not a morning person and would prefer you didn't speak to her 'til she's had her cup of coffee. Also, once, during an interview with Harper's Bazaar, she asked for a warmer cup of coffee: "I’m so sorry. Is that okay? Thank you so much," she was said to "gush." 4. She has a 'Cheerios' bumper sticker on the back of her car. Which, I guess, means that she likes Cheerios? 5. She's got nine (ten unconfirmed) tattoos somewhere on her body. Maybe that's why she doesn't want to strip down for her daddy in the name of art, huh? 6. Lea's already been in Les Miserables. She actually kicked off her Broadway debut as Young Cosette back in '95. She was a replacement for the original actress slated to play YC. 7. In 2010, FHM magazine named Lea on their Sexiest Woman list. She came in at number seven. 8. Lea's original aspiration when she arrived in Hollywood was to secure a slot on Grey's Anatomy. [Ed. Note: She'd probably end up being cast as the obnoxious, overbearing candy striper, and don't say it didn't cross your mind, either.] 9. Her zodiac sign is Virgo. The main personality traits of Virgo (the Virgin!) include: modesty and shyness; reliability and a meticulous nature; fussiness, a propensity to be overcritical and harsh, and those are just a few among many others. Sweet. 10. Lea was pretty upset about a carriage horse in New York City dropping over dead in the street earlier last year. She's a big animal rights' activist and doesn't eat meat on principle. In short, if you knew all of these things (or even most of these things!) you probably thought Lea's acceptance speech was awesome, if not adequate. And that's OK. We can still be friends - even if we disagree on the fundamentals that Lea Michele is ANNOYING AS ALL HELL. [gallery columns="7"] /> Eh. It depends on how you feel about her. I'll let you be the judge. I, too, think that her baby-talk spiel was probably the most off-putting part for Ashton Kutcher (I mean, he probably got it all the time from his mom Demi), and talking like that to the peeps who made her famous ... well, if they made her famous, that probably means that they like her and are totally OK with the way she acts (and talks)... So, I don't know. I suppose maybe it wasn't so off-putting to people who think she's an alrigh...

The 2012 People’s Choice Awards: Complete List of Winners!

photo of kaley cuoco at the people's choice awards 2012 pictures photos complete list of winners pic Like Jenn, I didn't really care all that much about last night's People's Choice Awards. I caught what I caught between Facebook updates and Twitter feeds, and it was all because I was watching King Kong last night. Yes, King Kong, my friends, the one with Adrien Brody. Did you honestly think I could let the entire day pass without sitting my sappy self down to watch that man in live action for three hours? After I got myself all worked up over yesterday's Brody post? Hell no. The PCA's were a...

Love It or Leave It: Demi Lovato’s Not Orange!

photo of demi lovato pictures photos people's choice awards pics See what not dating Wilmer Valderrama does for you? Demi's already looking positively radiant, and why not? She's got reason to celebrate! The above photo is Demi at last night's People's Choice Awards, and she looks unbelievable. The natural cleavage is gorgeous (no contouring makeup there Courtney Stodden), her skin tone doesn't look radioactive, and her smile is actually pretty genuine, considering the Tweets that she'd fired off earlier in the week that made me wonder what the hell is so special about f-ckin...

Random Notes from Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards

Photo: Kaley Cuoco at the People's Choice Awards Here are some random thoughts from last night's People's Choice Awards. (Did you watch? I kept checking my Twitter feed, and it was almost as if no one was watching.) The evening opened with a prerecorded scene from the set of The Big Bang Theory, which utterly confused my mother. It was sweetly contrived, but as soon as Kaley Cuoco bounded onstage, the energy seemed to fizzle. I am not too sure Kaley Cuoco was the best pick to host. Oh, sure, she was game for the job. She was animated, pe...

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Do Funny or Die

And I am loving it, you guys, I am absolutely loving it. Well, except all that makeup on Courtney's boobs, that's a little distracting. And I'm not making that up, right? She does use makeup to make her implants look bigger, doesn't she? But anyway, I'm loving this video so much because it almost, almost distracts me from the fact that this is a married couple consisting of a 51-year-old man and a 17-year-old girl. I was seriously watching this video, giggling every now and then because I enjoy Jason...

Sinead O’Connor Had A Breakdown on Twitter

A photo of Sinead O'Connor After Sinead O'Connor went and got married to a man she'd known for a couple of months, announced she was getting divorced a couple of weeks after that, then reunited with her husband a few weeks after THAT, many of us came to the conclusion that perhaps Sinead needed to consider the possibility that she might need to seek out some psychiatric help. It was just so obvious that this woman was mentally unstable, wasn't it? Well, luckily for Sinead and everyone close to her, she finally realiz...

Khloe Kardashian’s Stepmothers Claim She Isn’t A Real Kardashian

A photo of Khloe Kardashian Poor Khloe Kardashian. Despite being a truly awesome person, she gets the worst treatment. People call her all sorts of mean names because of her weight (you guys, she's not fat) and her height (since when is being statuesque a bad thing?), she's not allowed to dye her own hair, and to top it all off, no one will stop talking about how the man who raised her, Robert Kardashian, is not her biological father. And I imagine it's one thing when a bunch of bloggers are theorizing about why you're n...

Do You Guys Remember Casey Abrams?

A photo of Casey Abrams Come on, of course you remember Casey Abrams! He was the weird kid with the bass and all of the talent on that last season of American Idol. Well, no, ok, Haley Reinhart had a good bit of talent too, but, if you'll remember, I loved Casey Abrams. I loved him with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, and I loved him with a love bordering on obsession. When he was so wrongfully voted off of the show, I wrote up a story about it and titled it "So I Guess American Idol Took Away My One Reason to Live." Wha...

Afternoon Delight

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Glee Co-Creator Ryan Murphy Casts Chicks in a Horror Movie-Themed Shoot

photo of lea michele elle shoot creature from the black lagoon pics Right, so, for Elle's latest issue, Ryan Murphy decided to take the female stars from his current television projects (like Glee and American Horror Story) and threw them all together as the leads in classic horror movies like The Birds, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, and my personal favorite, The Creature from the Black Lagoon. What followed was a bunch of pretty neat photos with an authentic retro slant to them, and Lea Michele as the creature from the black lagoon. I mean, IN The Creature from the ...

I Know You’ve Been Dying to Know What Adrien Brody’s Been Up To

photo of adrien brody hot black and white photos pictures i love him pic Well, in short, this: Oh I am so in love. "Your Daily Gosling"? EFF Your Daily Gosling. In my mind, every day is Your Daily Brody. And it's been awhile since we covered what my love's been up to, because I know not a lot of you understand the complexities of my compelling attraction to this man and his face and his body and his voice and his complexities, but today I felt like being SELFISH and writing an ENTIRE POST about Adrien Brody. 'Why?', some of you might wonder. And I'm here to tell you why. It's bec...
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