You know what, I love my job. I really, truly do. I have a lot of fun, I get paid to do something that I love, I work with a couple of marvelous ladies. It's really a pretty sweet gig. My only complaint? By the time I got here, Tila Tequila's fifteen minutes were pretty much up. I am absolutely fascinated by this girl, but it's so rare these days that she does something interesting enough to tell you guys about.
But I think I found something this time, because Tila is converting to Judaism. And not for attention...
Of course you do, silly! You want to see every inch of that private suite where Beyonce's baby, Blue Ivy, came into this world. Or where we're supposed to believe she came into the world. Or whatever. Yes, you want to see all the flat screen televisions and the private kitchen ... yeah, it actually has those things.
From TMZ:
Lenox Hill Hospital constructed a suite for VIPs which looks like a Four Seasons penthouse ... and the room was christened Saturday when Beyonce gave birth.
TMZ h...
Oh, Madonna. I don't even know where to start with this lady, I truly don't. I started off with an interesting quote of hers about Lady Gaga, then I found some more interesting quotes about marriage, and then when I went to find a photo of her for whatever I decided to write about, I found these pictures from a premiere for W.E., that movie that Madonna directed and co-wrote. Yep, you're seeing it right - that photo up there is of Madonna adjusting her cape with her hand. Her hand that is wearing a finge...
I know, I know, the People's Choice Awards were just the night before! But settle down, kids, because the Critics' Choice Awards actually kind of matter, and besides, it's awards season, so buck up. The Golden Globes are this Sunday, you know. It's time to get serious.
And you guys, things did get serious last night. Seriously gorgeous. Both my girls, Emma Stone and Evan Rachel Wood, were there, and they both killed it. Take a look above to see Emma looking dazzling, and below to see Ev...
"But Emily," you might ask, "Why? Why should I love Margaret Cho? Bristol Palin doesn't love Margaret Cho. There aren't even any other stories on Evil Beet about her besides that one where Bristol Palin was a total homophobic brat to her, and another one where you just went on about how much you love her! I need reasons!"
Ok, ok, settle down and I'll tell you why you should love Margaret Cho. You should love her because she's the kind of girl who's loud, obnoxious, but still so, so funny. She's the kind of girl who doesn't hold back, who is incredibly genuine and likable. And she's the kind...
A couple of days ago, I let you guys know that good ol' Lindsay Lohan was behind on her taxes. Specifically, she never paid anything for 2009. At the time, it seemed to be just another one of Lindsay's crackhead mistakes, but listen: it's not. It's not Lindsay's fault at all. She had no idea about any of this because someone was supposed to take care of this for her.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan had no idea she was so deeply in the hole to Uncle Sam ... because she THOUGHT she had accountants to take care of that crap for her ... sources ...
Man, wouldn't it be great to date Jennifer Lopez? She's gorgeous, she's super funny, she'd take you to McDonald's! But you know what the sweetest part would be? She would give you 10,000 dollars every single week. We know that because that's what she's doing now with her baby boyfriend, Casper Smart.
From Star via Jezebel:
Jennifer Lopez has a kept man! She hated having to whip out her credit card every time she went to dinner with 24-year-old dancer Casper Smart, and it "bummed her out" that Casper had to ...
This is the man who is halfway responsible for bringing Katy Perry into this world. His name is Keith Hudson. And for real, he is so lame. He's so lame that he wears shirts that are unnecessarily tight, just so you can see a hint of man boob. He's so lame that the only hair he has on his whole head is in the form of little tiny eyebrows and a soul patch. He's so lame that he makes horrible anti-Semitic remarks as part of his sermon.
Here's what he had to say during his preachin' last we...
This video is really blowing up! (Pun intended? But it really is going viral. It appeared on The Daily What, Laughing Squid, and Neatorama almost simultaneously.)
You know that famous line in Apocalypse Now, right, kids? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," that's how the movie's most memorable sentence goes.
Wikipedia:
Kilgore's quote "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (written by Milius) was number 12 on the AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes list and was also voted the fourth greatest movie speech of all time in a 2004 poll.
…In a 2004 poll of UK film fans, Blockbuster listed Kilgore's eulogy to napalm as the best movie speech. The helicopter attack scene with the Ride of the Valkyries soundtrack was chosen as the most memorable film scene ever by Empire magazine (although the same track was used earlier in 1915 to similar effect in The Birth of a Nation).
Indeed, something about Robert Duvall's speech---and that one line in particular---must have plucked a chord in the popular consciousness, because variations on that sentiment have shown up again and again. The line crops up in everything from kids' cartoons to crime procedurals.
But at this point, it isn't even a great punchline; it isn't clever. The reference is just lazy writing, a type of Mad-Lib from the guys in a sitcom's writing room.
Still, it's fascinating, isn't it? That so many fictional people would seize on that line to reiterate unto perpetuity? Hmm. I'll be waiting for the "You complete me" supercut next. />
This video is really blowing up! (Pun intended? But it really is going viral. It appeared on The Daily What, Laughing Squid, and Neatorama almost simultaneously.)
You know that famous line in Apocalypse Now, right, kids? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," that's how the movie's most memorable sentence goes.
Wikipedia:
Kilgore's quote "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (written by Milius) was number 12 on the AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes list and was also voted the fourth grea...
"I had a buttered Pop Tart this morning. I'm eating a lot of stuff that I ate in my childhood. Kraft Mac n' Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap'n Crunch. Everything's filled with sugar.[I] give into my cravings. I'm like, 'Yeah, I can do it. We'll worry about the rest afterwards'."
Oh, totally my kind of girl. Buttered Pop Tarts? Never had 'em, but now I'll have to try. Macaroni and cheese and Cap'n Crunch? Yum. Now I need to go out to the store and get some Cap'n Crunch. With CRUNCH BERRIES. NOM NOM NOM. ...
Right, I know that Demi was just on the other list of Best Dressed, and we ranted and raved about how how she looked on the red carpet, but that outfit up there? That, uh, "performance" outfit? Is completely and utterly horrid.
Other honorable mentions for worst dressed include Emma Stone, who got a memo that she was performing on a cruise line last night; Robert Pattinson, who shaved all of his hotness off and appears to have eaten Kristen Stewart in the process; Kristen Bell, who ... I don'...
So, is it me, or is Miley Cyrus, like, UNBELIEVABLY HOT? Hotter than I think I've ever seen her kind-of-hot? Hot like an adolescent boy thought "hot" back during the green bra and shower pics era? Because she is. And I find myself wondering when the roof ended up being the floor and the floor ended up being the ceiling.
Seriously. The only competition that Miley could have had in "Best Dressed" would be Demi Lovato (maybe), and even Demi's leagues behind Miley today.
Oh, and I guess Liam ...
You know what, I love my job. I really, truly do. I have a lot of fun, I get paid to do something that I love, I work with a couple of marvelous ladies. It's really a pretty sweet gig. My only complaint? By the time I got here, Tila Tequila's fifteen minutes were pretty much up. I am absolutely fascinated by this girl, but it's so rare these days that she does something interesting enough to tell you guys about.
But I think I found something this time, because Tila is converting to Judaism. And not for attention...
Of course you do, silly! You want to see every inch of that private suite where Beyonce's baby, Blue Ivy, came into this world. Or where we're supposed to believe she came into the world. Or whatever. Yes, you want to see all the flat screen televisions and the private kitchen ... yeah, it actually has those things.
From TMZ:
Lenox Hill Hospital constructed a suite for VIPs which looks like a Four Seasons penthouse ... and the room was christened Saturday when Beyonce gave birth.
TMZ h...
Oh, Madonna. I don't even know where to start with this lady, I truly don't. I started off with an interesting quote of hers about Lady Gaga, then I found some more interesting quotes about marriage, and then when I went to find a photo of her for whatever I decided to write about, I found these pictures from a premiere for W.E., that movie that Madonna directed and co-wrote. Yep, you're seeing it right - that photo up there is of Madonna adjusting her cape with her hand. Her hand that is wearing a finge...
I know, I know, the People's Choice Awards were just the night before! But settle down, kids, because the Critics' Choice Awards actually kind of matter, and besides, it's awards season, so buck up. The Golden Globes are this Sunday, you know. It's time to get serious.
And you guys, things did get serious last night. Seriously gorgeous. Both my girls, Emma Stone and Evan Rachel Wood, were there, and they both killed it. Take a look above to see Emma looking dazzling, and below to see Ev...
"But Emily," you might ask, "Why? Why should I love Margaret Cho? Bristol Palin doesn't love Margaret Cho. There aren't even any other stories on Evil Beet about her besides that one where Bristol Palin was a total homophobic brat to her, and another one where you just went on about how much you love her! I need reasons!"
Ok, ok, settle down and I'll tell you why you should love Margaret Cho. You should love her because she's the kind of girl who's loud, obnoxious, but still so, so funny. She's the kind of girl who doesn't hold back, who is incredibly genuine and likable. And she's the kind...
A couple of days ago, I let you guys know that good ol' Lindsay Lohan was behind on her taxes. Specifically, she never paid anything for 2009. At the time, it seemed to be just another one of Lindsay's crackhead mistakes, but listen: it's not. It's not Lindsay's fault at all. She had no idea about any of this because someone was supposed to take care of this for her.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan had no idea she was so deeply in the hole to Uncle Sam ... because she THOUGHT she had accountants to take care of that crap for her ... sources ...
Man, wouldn't it be great to date Jennifer Lopez? She's gorgeous, she's super funny, she'd take you to McDonald's! But you know what the sweetest part would be? She would give you 10,000 dollars every single week. We know that because that's what she's doing now with her baby boyfriend, Casper Smart.
From Star via Jezebel:
Jennifer Lopez has a kept man! She hated having to whip out her credit card every time she went to dinner with 24-year-old dancer Casper Smart, and it "bummed her out" that Casper had to ...
This is the man who is halfway responsible for bringing Katy Perry into this world. His name is Keith Hudson. And for real, he is so lame. He's so lame that he wears shirts that are unnecessarily tight, just so you can see a hint of man boob. He's so lame that the only hair he has on his whole head is in the form of little tiny eyebrows and a soul patch. He's so lame that he makes horrible anti-Semitic remarks as part of his sermon.
Here's what he had to say during his preachin' last we...
"I had a buttered Pop Tart this morning. I'm eating a lot of stuff that I ate in my childhood. Kraft Mac n' Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap'n Crunch. Everything's filled with sugar.[I] give into my cravings. I'm like, 'Yeah, I can do it. We'll worry about the rest afterwards'."
Oh, totally my kind of girl. Buttered Pop Tarts? Never had 'em, but now I'll have to try. Macaroni and cheese and Cap'n Crunch? Yum. Now I need to go out to the store and get some Cap'n Crunch. With CRUNCH BERRIES. NOM NOM NOM. ...
Right, I know that Demi was just on the other list of Best Dressed, and we ranted and raved about how how she looked on the red carpet, but that outfit up there? That, uh, "performance" outfit? Is completely and utterly horrid.
Other honorable mentions for worst dressed include Emma Stone, who got a memo that she was performing on a cruise line last night; Robert Pattinson, who shaved all of his hotness off and appears to have eaten Kristen Stewart in the process; Kristen Bell, who ... I don'...
So, is it me, or is Miley Cyrus, like, UNBELIEVABLY HOT? Hotter than I think I've ever seen her kind-of-hot? Hot like an adolescent boy thought "hot" back during the green bra and shower pics era? Because she is. And I find myself wondering when the roof ended up being the floor and the floor ended up being the ceiling.
Seriously. The only competition that Miley could have had in "Best Dressed" would be Demi Lovato (maybe), and even Demi's leagues behind Miley today.
Oh, and I guess Liam ...